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Garry Messick

@garrymessick.bsky.social
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Voice actor, co-producer and co-writer of the Peabody Award-winning*, sort-of sketch-comedy podcast American Doom. Our promise to you: You WILL laugh... Perhaps. Occasionally, at least. Possibly. (*I made that up.) rss.com/podcasts/american-do

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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Melania: Be best. Kash Patel: Be bestiality.
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tim Scott last night, twitching, spasming, and flailing while he screamed at the top of his lungs that everyone needs to be eternally dedicated to Donald Trump—that was completely normal, right?
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
So the president just signed an executive order officially changing every U.S. citizen’s middle name to Trump. For a second, you bought that, or seriously wondered, didn’t you? Because it wouldn’t be all that surprising, would it? That’s how absurd the reality we’re living in is.
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I urge you to check out the YouTube channel American Doom. It's a funny, somewhat surreal, sorta sketch-comedy show. Please subscribe and like! youtube.com/@americandoo...
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American Doom
SEASON TWO - With the disappearance of [REDACTED], more secretly recorded audio from inside Terordyne has made its way into the hands of a New Mexico deejay working the night shift at KHOW. Over the c...
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Get your ears checked, God. We said, “DT,” not “DP.”
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
American Doom is a surreal, surprising, serio-comic audio-play fiction podcast. Basically, it's different. And it sometimes viciously mocks Trump, so points for that. Also, it now has a YouTube video version! PLEASE subscribe. It's freakin' free! Just click! youtu.be/172PClMzIFs?...
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American Doom S02E02 "Dark Secrets Encoded Herein"
YouTube video by American Doom
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Praise Jeezuz, it's a miracle! The new episode of that crazy, surreal, somewhat humorous, often offensive sketch-comedy/audio-play show American Doom has dropped on YouTube! youtu.be/172PClMzIFs?...
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American Doom S02E02 "Dark Secrets Encoded Herein"
YouTube video by American Doom
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Wow! Only six months late, here's the new episode of American Doom. Available on all podcast platforms. If you've never heard it before, definitely start with the very first episode: rss.com/podcasts/ame...
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American Doom | Podcast on RSS.com
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Greg Gutfeld looks like the gremlins when you feed them after midnight.
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Her testimony should be enough to not only keep Todd Blanche from becoming AG, it should end his shamelessly, outrageously corrupt career. But it won’t, of course.
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WATCH: Former DOJ official Elizabeth Oyer makes opening statement in Blanche confirmation hearing
YouTube video by PBS NewsHour
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
ICE needs to end. It needs to be shot to death through the windshield of its car, metaphorically speaking.
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Most of all, Lindsey Graham should be remembered as a passionate defender of rapists.
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I hope I’m wrong, but I have the sneaking suspicion that the conservative majority of the Supreme Court is going to ignore the plain text of the constitution and invent a way to subvert birthright citizenship in a way that gives Trump at least a partial win.
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Federal agents recently told a New York woman to delete an Instagram post she made that called for the indictment of ICE agent Jonathan Ross, who killed Renee Good. BTW, that’s a picture of ICE agent Jonathan Ross, below, who killed Renee Good, and who should be indicted for murder.
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Tiffany Knoell, Ph.D. @tlknoell.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Silent Film Fridays is a streaming co-production with my daughter, Alex. As she and I are history nerds as well as film nerds, SFF is a labor of love as well as a tribute to a dear and absent friend. We feature silent films in the public domain, although (1/x thread)
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Oh, that Nancy!
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I hate promoting my work. Maybe it’s because I hate myself and don’t feel worthy of anything. 😂 But I have to say, Jon Wilkins has done a great job creating the video versions of our sketch-comedy podcast American Doom. Subscribe to the brand new YouTube channel here! youtube.com/@americandoo...
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American Doom
SEASON ONE - Victoria Collins hosts this deep-dive investigation into mysterious corporation Terordyne, with episodic series, shorts, and music in a darkly comedic world. SEASON TWO - With the disapp...
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Who was it who coined the nickname “Sleepy Joe,” again?
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Written and produced by me and J. Phillip Wilkins. It's weird and funny. What more do you want? youtu.be/8nHijQorem0?...
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The Stanton Fleiss Story | Music Mockumentary
YouTube video by American Doom
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
A line from the original run of Twin Peaks. It’s true, of course. But now we also have unprecedented government corruption that makes no attempt to hide itself, thanks to you know who.
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
If you like audio sketch comedy (remember those old Firesign Theater and National Lampoon LPs?) you should check out American Doom, wherever you get your podcasts. (Or just click the link below.). rss.com/podcasts/ame...
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American Doom | Podcast on RSS.com
SEASON TWOWith the disappearance of Victoria Collins, more secretly recorded audio from inside Terordyne has made its way into the hands of a New Mexico deejay working the night shift at KHOW. Over th...
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Sexual assault accusations from 4 women against Swalwell and he resigns immediately. Meanwhile, Trump has 28 accusers, he’s on tape bragging about getting away with it, he was found liable for rape, and none of it has kept him out of office. Make it make sense, as they say on these here internets.
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
If Trump thinks he’s Jesus, maybe they should nail him up and see if he comes back in 3 days. I think that would be a worthwhile experiment.
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Well, that whole bullshit charade about caring about the civilian population of Iran sure went out the window quickly, didn’t it?
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
The latest musings from the stupidest motherfucker ever to sit in the Oval Office: 1. Gavin Newsom is dumb because he has dyslexia. 2. Newsom, being president of the United States, should not have a disability that makes him stupid. 3. Cuba is great, because it’s not in a hurricane zone.
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I can’t imagine why Noem or anyone would be “really turned on” by Trump, but Corey Lewandowski must by way jealous.
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
If you think this can’t be true you know nothing about Pete Hegseth’s unconstitutional promotion of evangelical Christianity in the military.
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U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for “Armageddon,” Return of Jesus
Advocacy group reports commanders giving similar messages at more than 30 installations in every branch of the military
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The death toll from a U.S. strike on an Iranian girls’ school has reached 85.
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
And just after President Liarmouth says inflation is the lowest it’s ever been...
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Dow closes more than 500 points lower after hot inflation report, mounting concerns about AI impact
The S&P 500 and Nasdaq finished in the red for February amid growing fears about the impact of artificial intelligence on the economy.
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I narrate this audiobook, Night Laws by Jim Hansen, which is a very entertaining and suspenseful crime novel. (For real!) If like me you need an occasional escape from the current horrors of the real world, this will do the trick nicely.
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Night Laws
Check out this great listen on Audible.com. In this frantic thriller from acclaimed author R.J. Jagger, an up-and-coming associate attorney discovers that she's on a murder list and frantically search...
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
The Trump economy continues its downward spiral.
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Employers announce most job cuts since 2009 as economy wobbles
U.S. employers announce most cuts since the depths of the Great Recession in a signal economic uncertainty may be taking a toll.
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
The Premiere episode of the 2nd season of American Doom, the comedy/drama/whatsit audio series (It's like TV without those pesky pictures!) is NOW available! Trump would HATE for you to listen to it, so you know what to do. rss.com/podcasts/ame...
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Episode One “A Howl In The Desert” | Podcast Episode on RSS.com
Season 2 debuts with the strange goings-on inside the Terordyne facility, presented by a hapless DJ at a desert radio station and features the return of “Untitled Whatever”, the new show “Getting Off’...
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🌸Juls🌸⚖️ @jmeyer24.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Wait a minute—is that “Board of Peace” or “Bored of Peace?” Considering Trump has bombed half a dozen countries and threatened war with several others, it seems more like the latter.
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I was just thinking wistfully back on the kind of presidential scandals and controversies we had under Obama, which included when it was discovered that he liked arugula and the time he wore a tan suit.
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
If you need any more proof that the MAGA right is literally delusional, consider the fact that they think Ross’s body-cam footage shows him being hit by the car. They could just as accurately claim it shows the DOJ releasing the remaining 99% of the Epstein files.
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Accurate quote from Michelle Goldberg: “All of us, citizens and immigrants alike, are being ruled by people who think life is a privilege bestowed by authority, and death is a fair penalty for disobedience.”
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
The constant lies, the gaslighting, the cruelty, flouting the law, the rank indecency… I’m so tired of it all. The candidate who pledges legal consequences for these sociopaths from the top on down gets my vote in 2028.
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Garry Messick @garrymessick.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
MAGA’s take: Let’s ignore the clear, close-up video in favor of the much more distant one from an angle that obscures most of what happened but which, when you squint, kind of makes it look like the killer got nudged by the left front corner of the car as the victim turned hard right, away from him.
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