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@garrettpst.bsky.social
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Arsenal, Shoegaze, He/Him “We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.” Be strong enough to be gentle.

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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 8h
This feels like a text based game in 1986 where pretty much everything leads to getting flattened by that satellite.
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 14h
And those new allies? Mostly Nazis but
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 18h
Counterpoint: no, they are not.
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Big “man who was banned from every local video store in 1991 but found a time machine” vibes
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Immaculate Tyneside vibes
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Injured my arm when I almost dropped my cellphone at work. 6 months later had full range of motion back.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yall wanna see a puppy with hiccups getting mad
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As a 6 year old I remember thinking it was weird to get Fridge a td in Super Bowl XX rather than Payton since I really wanted him to score and the whole all-time great thing.
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don’t think a Being John Malkovich sequel would have ever actually worked per se but
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“How did City come to believe they weren’t?” 🙄
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He’s so proud of being entirely replaceable
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Somewhere in America—right now—a failson was mildly inconvenienced or something. This is what we’ve become.
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Aram Sinnreich @aramsinn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every news article about business leaders and/or social strife should mention that a cabal of billionaires and their trillionaire buddy are currently and explicitly trying to accelerate social collapse so they can be neofeudal kings in digital paradise forever. I dunno, seems like important context
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sigh, fuck it. That point in season 2 of Twin Peaks. Thank god for the return.
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
⛳️
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My man looks like the before picture for everything
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m going to let the dynasty mode logic from <pick any sports video game> influence my real world decision making. This will go well for me.
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Probably something before this, but the rancor pit scene in Jedi, in the theater, wasn’t great
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As an Arsenal supporter, only whenever Abou Diaby is referenced. I mean this in all seriousness, as dumb as it sounds.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m still mystified about these implied universal applications. For my job in social services, it does literally nothing I cannot do or should *not* be outsourcing (HIPAA concerns as a minimum consideration).
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Kinda shocked he’s just focused on measuring hormone levels at this point.
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Does that mostly make sense if your military focus is primarily, uh, in house?
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kinda want to see a version with WiFi that attempts to kill me on the regular
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yep, same observation… and those folks are lightening quick to rattle off allll the demographics who don’t deserve a cent in their estimation.
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That this appears wedged between multiple reactions to Mike Tomlin’s Minecraft city… the universe is committed to this bit full stop.
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He’s good at Medicare fraud, but that’s about it.
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dew Stout
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And no one notices for a good three minutes
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And now I’m remembering proofreading a super-genius’s lit papers occasionally. I’d have to explain how he got a shit grade because my “suggestions” weren’t stylistic but rather because his writing was incoherent nonsense.
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have a solution if this twat doesn’t
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I wouldn’t call this a discussion
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Actually, don’t. This is about as productive as trying to reason with a chatbot
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How about explaining intellectual activity?
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Naw they totally got me with that irrelevant quote
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mental capacity
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The past decade owes us a 4-4, however brief it may last.
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Or as close as they can get. I could live with that too
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don’t see why they couldn’t be kicked down to the bottom of the pyramid. Demotion to League 2 wouldn’t be fair for the Conference clubs with only 2 promotion spots. Maybe they could take their huge global footprint, based on that massive sponsorship earning potential, and launch a super league
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As someone who’s regularly interviewing folks, this response is a bigger red flag than someone bringing a fucking beverage.
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Needed to do something after retirement from a long career in corrections I guess
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*sets neighbor’s house on fire* “Damn rogue flames got the whole thing”
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Almost feels like the boom is primarily a way for those at the top to get that “totally insulated from consequences” level of wealth and standing.
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh well yeah that’s logging off fuel
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Bluesky user share their favorite bassists.” Tbf it’s better than having to learn about a new sexual predator influencer. Maybe the most boring topic I could imagine, but
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Terrible branding, although “Cocaine Command Center” was probably too on the nose
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
we used to be a proper country
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Learning you’re a time traveler and this is what future you has decided to do with it.
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Given that Brookes’ description of the event was inaccurate, I’m either missing something here (possible) or understand completely (let’s make shit up as we go)
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Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Reverse Jesusing everyone he meets
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