Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 8hThis feels like a text based game in 1986 where pretty much everything leads to getting flattened by that satellite. 000
Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Big “man who was banned from every local video store in 1991 but found a time machine” vibes 010
Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Injured my arm when I almost dropped my cellphone at work. 6 months later had full range of motion back. 000
Reposted by Garretthammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Yall wanna see a puppy with hiccups getting mad 6140491035
Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 09/10/2026As a 6 year old I remember thinking it was weird to get Fridge a td in Super Bowl XX rather than Payton since I really wanted him to score and the whole all-time great thing. 030
Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I don’t think a Being John Malkovich sequel would have ever actually worked per se but 010
Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Somewhere in America—right now—a failson was mildly inconvenienced or something. This is what we’ve become. 0231
Reposted by GarrettAram Sinnreich @aramsinn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Every news article about business leaders and/or social strife should mention that a cabal of billionaires and their trillionaire buddy are currently and explicitly trying to accelerate social collapse so they can be neofeudal kings in digital paradise forever. I dunno, seems like important context 011937
Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Sigh, fuck it. That point in season 2 of Twin Peaks. Thank god for the return. 010
Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’m going to let the dynasty mode logic from <pick any sports video game> influence my real world decision making. This will go well for me. 000
Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Probably something before this, but the rancor pit scene in Jedi, in the theater, wasn’t great 000
Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 05/10/2026As an Arsenal supporter, only whenever Abou Diaby is referenced. I mean this in all seriousness, as dumb as it sounds. 130
Reposted by GarrettA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious. 5164371787
Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’m still mystified about these implied universal applications. For my job in social services, it does literally nothing I cannot do or should *not* be outsourcing (HIPAA concerns as a minimum consideration). 1140
Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Kinda shocked he’s just focused on measuring hormone levels at this point. 010
Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Does that mostly make sense if your military focus is primarily, uh, in house? 030
Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Kinda want to see a version with WiFi that attempts to kill me on the regular 010
Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yep, same observation… and those folks are lightening quick to rattle off allll the demographics who don’t deserve a cent in their estimation. 130
Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 30/09/2026That this appears wedged between multiple reactions to Mike Tomlin’s Minecraft city… the universe is committed to this bit full stop. 000
Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026And now I’m remembering proofreading a super-genius’s lit papers occasionally. I’d have to explain how he got a shit grade because my “suggestions” weren’t stylistic but rather because his writing was incoherent nonsense. 010
Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Actually, don’t. This is about as productive as trying to reason with a chatbot 110
Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The past decade owes us a 4-4, however brief it may last. 020
Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Or as close as they can get. I could live with that too 010
Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Don’t see why they couldn’t be kicked down to the bottom of the pyramid. Demotion to League 2 wouldn’t be fair for the Conference clubs with only 2 promotion spots. Maybe they could take their huge global footprint, based on that massive sponsorship earning potential, and launch a super league 000
Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 25/09/2026As someone who’s regularly interviewing folks, this response is a bigger red flag than someone bringing a fucking beverage. 000
Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Needed to do something after retirement from a long career in corrections I guess 020
Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 25/09/2026*sets neighbor’s house on fire* “Damn rogue flames got the whole thing” 020
Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Almost feels like the boom is primarily a way for those at the top to get that “totally insulated from consequences” level of wealth and standing. 000
Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“Bluesky user share their favorite bassists.” Tbf it’s better than having to learn about a new sexual predator influencer. Maybe the most boring topic I could imagine, but 110
Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Terrible branding, although “Cocaine Command Center” was probably too on the nose 011
Reposted by GarrettThe saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 23/09/2026we used to be a proper country 929475
Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Learning you’re a time traveler and this is what future you has decided to do with it. 000
Garrett @garrettpst.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Given that Brookes’ description of the event was inaccurate, I’m either missing something here (possible) or understand completely (let’s make shit up as we go) 010