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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It just seems odd to greenlight a show about aliens and then have it on earth?? At least give it some 50/50 share

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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

As someone who isn’t watching Green Lantern and isn’t really much of a DC fanboy to begin with… is it odd that everything I’m seeing about the show takes place on earth? Half of these stills and clips could be from Yellowstone and I’d have no clue.

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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My withered gay sex app brain made me consider you have two cross dressers in your office. I will not be making apologies or excuses at this time.

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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Obsessed with the girly girl tourists at this Chicago dive bar who asked the very burly/surly brotender what he recommended for a “lite snack” and he told them cheese curds.

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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I am only allowing myself limited thoughts at this time. Currently, the leftover veggies and dumplings I have at home and my trip to London for Halloween.

garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The new spicy mango marg one is decent. I also like pina colada, mai tai, and White Russian. That said, I prefer the Over the Rocks brand for premade cocktails. Better liquor, not as excessively sweet.

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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Resident Evil was great and Austin Abram’s screaming “what the fuck!?” is my new sexuality.

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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The straight girls at work were getting a little too comfortable with how they act with me so now I’m getting them all in trouble.

garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I have no costume ideas for this Halloween. 😔

Obviously, whenever I think a guy is precumming too much, I twist the head like a glue cap and that stops it.

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Hello. It is now officially, OFFICIALLY, Halloweentime, as I have just heard Rockwell’s Somebody’s Watching Me on a random mix playlist.

The chili mac feeder porn that AI creates will end this planet for sure.

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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Hoping the fbi agents in my phone, laptop, and tv didn’t just watch me devour a bowl of chili mac, in the nude and on the floor. Or maybe I do hope that. 🤔

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No longer able to ignore my craving for chili mac. It’s happening. Tonight.

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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Late, but finished Xmen 97 season two. Enjoyable, but very rushed for such a complex storyline.

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Magneto Vs Apocalypse

ALT: Magneto Vs Apocalypse

This post didn’t take any side btw. It’s just a familiar occurrence.

I make my dumb collages and watch himbos post thirst traps now. That’s better.

I remember when I first started being “online”, it was because I wanted to get into the pop culture/horror journo/review circles. But about two years into that, it was fairly clear that it wouldn’t be worth the stress.

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It was so nice and fall-y this morning. God bles.

garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I slept so good last night 😊

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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

This timestamp is evidence that I am staying up past 10pm CST on this particular Saturday. My youth is still intact.

garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

A pinnacle of 90s horror; brutal, a bit odd, and saves the final girl stock character from her slumping decline in the late 80s. 🧟‍♂️

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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The 90s, particularly pre ‘97, is so underrated for horror.

garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Night Angel. IT. Body Bags. Demon Knight. Candyman. Nightbreed. Necronomicom. People Under the Stairs. Fallen. Tales from the Hood. Perfect Blue. Body Snatchers.

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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Just ordered a pair of grey sweatpants and a crock pot. Happy autumn to all who celebrate. 🍂

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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Rewatched All the Boys Love Mandy Lane for the first time since it came out and I think I like it even more now than I did then. Brutal, very “of the era”, and a great precursor to the She Did Nothing Wrong vibe we all know and love.

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Amber Heard Pretty All The Boys Love Mandy Lane

ALT: Amber Heard Pretty All The Boys Love Mandy Lane

garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Didn’t die on my jog and actually even feel good after it. This is terrible.

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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Have not jogged since April. Have decided to go for one after work, now that it’s nice again. Have placed a bet against myself that I will collapse within one half mile. 👟

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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

NOW That’s What I Call an Unfinished Storyline vol. 12 ass nonsense. 🙄

garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Heading into a 3rd year work review where I’ll have to pretend this isn’t the cushiest job I’ve had that pays me bank and lets me leave work at 3pm on the reg and also lets me be a little mean to people.

garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Was expecting to come back from the holiday weekend to at least 150 emails. But oh happy day, there were 179!

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Grey'S Anatomy Amelia Shepherd

ALT: Grey'S Anatomy Amelia Shepherd

garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Took this while my captain was speaking… 🤭

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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Random place hotels are always wild. What do you mean I’m in Nyack, NY watching Twister and inhaling 50% off appetizers with a sexually charged couple from Germany.

garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Sleepy Hollow for the day. 🎃

garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

My flight to Philly included a chick trying to watch Backrooms but pausing it every 15 minutes to tell her boyfriend things like “I’m confused” and “wait, he’s a monster?”

garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Had three craft cocktails from a gentrified bar, ama. (Don’t ama I’m going to bed at 730pm).

It already feels more like the games than any of the past flicks so I don’t think that’s a concern haha. If anything all the Mila ones were different (but I still like a few of those too)

It’s been a while since I’ve been legitimately excited to see a movie, but I’m so ready for Onslaught and Resident Evil.

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They should make a sugar substitute that doesn’t taste like complete chemical ass.

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I think this happened around the same time I pretended I was the jockstrap McDonald’s gay on Twitter and went viral 😂 what a time.