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@garrettonthegrid.bsky.social
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Queer, pop culture obsessed collage artist. Usually tweeting about horror flicks and hunks. 📼🦾 Ludicrously 5’6” 📍 Chicago, currently

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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Sept 30. 🤓 / Oct 1. 🎃
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Tbh after my top three, they’re all just a nonsense mess. (I do still need to track down the Producer’s Cut of Curse, so… for whatever that’s worth.)
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Decided to give the first 3 eps of #AHS13 a fighting chance…
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I hope the guy who just tried to catfish me with a picture of Bad Bunny’s body has a great rest of the year. 😌
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Imagine being gay??… so embarrassing.
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As someone who isn’t watching Green Lantern and isn’t really much of a DC fanboy to begin with… is it odd that everything I’m seeing about the show takes place on earth? Half of these stills and clips could be from Yellowstone and I’d have no clue.
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Obsessed with the girly girl tourists at this Chicago dive bar who asked the very burly/surly brotender what he recommended for a “lite snack” and he told them cheese curds.
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am only allowing myself limited thoughts at this time. Currently, the leftover veggies and dumplings I have at home and my trip to London for Halloween.
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Resident Evil was great and Austin Abram’s screaming “what the fuck!?” is my new sexuality.
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The straight girls at work were getting a little too comfortable with how they act with me so now I’m getting them all in trouble.
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I have no costume ideas for this Halloween. 😔
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hello. It is now officially, OFFICIALLY, Halloweentime, as I have just heard Rockwell’s Somebody’s Watching Me on a random mix playlist.
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
No longer able to ignore my craving for chili mac. It’s happening. Tonight.
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Late, but finished Xmen 97 season two. Enjoyable, but very rushed for such a complex storyline.
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Magneto Vs Apocalypse
ALT: Magneto Vs Apocalypse
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I remember when I first started being “online”, it was because I wanted to get into the pop culture/horror journo/review circles. But about two years into that, it was fairly clear that it wouldn’t be worth the stress.
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was so nice and fall-y this morning. God bles.
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This timestamp is evidence that I am staying up past 10pm CST on this particular Saturday. My youth is still intact.
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A pinnacle of 90s horror; brutal, a bit odd, and saves the final girl stock character from her slumping decline in the late 80s. 🧟‍♂️
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Night Angel. IT. Body Bags. Demon Knight. Candyman. Nightbreed. Necronomicom. People Under the Stairs. Fallen. Tales from the Hood. Perfect Blue. Body Snatchers.
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just ordered a pair of grey sweatpants and a crock pot. Happy autumn to all who celebrate. 🍂
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Rewatched All the Boys Love Mandy Lane for the first time since it came out and I think I like it even more now than I did then. Brutal, very “of the era”, and a great precursor to the She Did Nothing Wrong vibe we all know and love.
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Amber Heard Pretty All The Boys Love Mandy Lane
ALT: Amber Heard Pretty All The Boys Love Mandy Lane
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Didn’t die on my jog and actually even feel good after it. This is terrible.
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Have not jogged since April. Have decided to go for one after work, now that it’s nice again. Have placed a bet against myself that I will collapse within one half mile. 👟
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Heading into a 3rd year work review where I’ll have to pretend this isn’t the cushiest job I’ve had that pays me bank and lets me leave work at 3pm on the reg and also lets me be a little mean to people.
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Was expecting to come back from the holiday weekend to at least 150 emails. But oh happy day, there were 179!
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Grey'S Anatomy Amelia Shepherd
ALT: Grey'S Anatomy Amelia Shepherd
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Took this while my captain was speaking… 🤭
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Random place hotels are always wild. What do you mean I’m in Nyack, NY watching Twister and inhaling 50% off appetizers with a sexually charged couple from Germany.
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sleepy Hollow for the day. 🎃
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My flight to Philly included a chick trying to watch Backrooms but pausing it every 15 minutes to tell her boyfriend things like “I’m confused” and “wait, he’s a monster?”
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Had three craft cocktails from a gentrified bar, ama. (Don’t ama I’m going to bed at 730pm).
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It’s been a while since I’ve been legitimately excited to see a movie, but I’m so ready for Onslaught and Resident Evil.
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
They should make a sugar substitute that doesn’t taste like complete chemical ass.
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
September 🍂
Analog paper collage featuring scarecrows in a field and vintage men exercising.
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I am living proof you can be a salty office queen at work and still get an above average raises each year.
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Whoopsie-dactyl, got day drunk off cutwater white russians.
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
💾
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I kinda wanna give my bf the “words I don’t think my bf can pronounce” challenge but I am very afraid of the results.
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Following a hot straight guy’s sheer swimming trunks thirst trap to his bio to his linktree to his x account only to find the must mundane content.
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
ok ok ok.
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Last night I ordered pizza for dinner and today work is having a pizza party and then tonight I will have the leftover pizza in my fridge.
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Always so confused as to why people think they can use my private bathroom* at work??? (The large single use public bathroom next to my office.)
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ok Lea Michele.
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If I do a little work out, I get a little Taco Bell, that’s how it works.
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’ve been everywhere, man.
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I can’t believe I have to go back to work after every little vacation… like, what a stupid fucking concept. Just let me STAY on vacation??? Hello??
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My favorite Star Wars character? “So it’s goodnight, friend…”
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
$140 later at the used book store but fuckkkkkk I got some choice finds. Pic to come.
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Baddie at the bar next to me ordered a lemon drop with a shot of tequila and then mixed them together so, sorry to whoever encounters her later.
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I have been in Atlanta for two hours and my only thoughts so far are “hmm, well this is definitely a city”.
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garrett @garrettonthegrid.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Going to bed at 7:55pm because I booked a flight that boards at 5:20am. 🙃
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