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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 2h

This woman went on a cruise has a helluva good time and then got home and cooked all day. Absolutely impressive

Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

In 2014 Iwrote something that got real people interested and talking. Time to check in: March Start ✅ 12 Team Playoffs ✅ 3 Game Wild Card ✅ 154 Game Season ✅ 7 Game DS ✅ More Off Days ✅ End Season on Labor Day 🤷 Less Interleague 🙃 4th of July AS Game 🇺🇸 Scheduled double headers 👎

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Aaron Cameron @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Garret was one of my inspiration/sounding boards for my cockamamie podcast and he's one of the guests who listeners keep asking me to have back. In the meantime, on this baseball-free evening, check out his appearance on The Fancestor or my guest spot on HIS podcast open.spotify.com/episode/3fV4...

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I hate posts like this, like that looks cool. What neighborhood is it? Where can I find it? Give me some information!

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I get this all the time but it’s because I’m stumbling because I keep going back to the free wine sample with a different set of mustache glasses and I’m too drunk to grasp anything

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

We are getting closer and closer to my entire 154 game proposal I created in 2014 being implemented! Absolutely wild. I did not suggest highest seed picks though. That is fun.

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Me: Jeffery Springs was ONLY -.04 WAR?

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Aaron Cameron @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

🚨NEW EPISODE of The Fancestor feat. @cptowers.bsky.social on Miami Marlins fandom! •The phantom limb •Requiem for Joe Robbie Stadium •Livan, Eric Gregg & 1997 •Ownership embarrassment •Beckett & 2003 •Most corrupt new stadium build? •Miami = baseball town? podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

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Fans of the Miami Marlins

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Angels just perpetually moving around that singular box is great.

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I am over here sending snarky texts to @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social and making fun of him for hating on my #cabinetbutter. I need to be more caring. Come visit Houston pal. It’s 83 with 25% humidity!

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Oh it’s @felina510.bsky.social’s birthday today, and while I haven’t been lucky enough to keep score next to her at a game, I know her warmth as a human is the true nature she hides behind snarky and witty banter. Happy Birthday. Keep being awesome.

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Aaron Cameron @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

No one, and I mean no one, takes potshots at me under the guise of kindness better than you, jerk

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I may pop 14 in for this situation. 2 a day and two to make sure I’m good. especially for travel day home. Want that fresh comfy piece for the sad trek back to reality.

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

More than Huston Street him being a key piece of the only trade the #athletics ever lost still stings a bit.

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Not to be that guy, but this is obviously the scrappy-est looking dog we’ve ever seen

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I always forget that my pal @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social has to wear a button down shirt on the daily cause he’s important and works a real jobs while I haven’t worn anything with belt loops in 6 weeks

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I have been central time for 15 years, OVERALL I think it’s a great sports time zone, depending on the sport and fandom, West coast is elite. A 4:05 first pitch!? Yup. 10:00am kickoff, absolutely. MNF over at 8:45? How could you not love it. Ranked: PT CT AZ MT Hawaii ET

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Especially when them eyes be lookin at me

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The only 1990s playoff series the Reds ever won.

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Baseball season being over (oh the playoffs, I didn’t notice) excited for @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social guy to eat 3 burritos and half a rope of sausage and go into hibernation until early February.

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The whitesox, a team around since 1894 have only made the playoffs 12 times!? That can’t be right. Like we’re talking Modern Expansion Era. Right?!

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Niners Fans: Man, F the Seahawks Seahawks Fans: Girl, F the Niners Niners and Seahawks Fans watching the Rams Lose

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Men Throw Heads Back in Laughter

ALT: Men Throw Heads Back in Laughter

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It’s insane how bad the official scorers are now.

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Your friend seems awful, did Rocker laugh and encourage him?

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Not that one play matters in the grand scheme, but last night the Angels had THREE balls hit or go into a players glove that was then booted around and ALL 3 were given as hits. It’s ridiculous. Let the barely little league talent angels be shown for what they are!

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

How I know this is still true? I was doing the math and looking at regular season tiebreaks to figure out how the #athletics (CKAAT) assure they stay ahead of the Angels in their division for 4th place heading into the 2 game series on the path for 96 losses. 1 more win locks it in.

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My son likes to ask what my least favorite of things are, which is a hard question sometimes. But he years ago asked who my least favorite baseball team was, to which I immediately replied “Angels”. I then went on 5 minutes when he followed up with “why?” Some things in life are easy.

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I have such an angel/devil shoulder situation when it comes to this man.

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If I was fully healthy - In order of confidence: PK 25 Yard Field Goal 6 ft Putt (But I would walk up to it like it was the par putt I just left 6ft short and just tap it without looking) Free Throw But confidence is high I would succeed on all of them.

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

If the rams are going with white pants, the Giants should be in blue. If the Giants get to wear white, they Rams should have worn Blue with the highlighter.

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I just want my park to be one of one.

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

When I was 16 I moved to Vegas. Left at 24. 20 years later my friends are posting pics of their kids in A’s gear for “favorite team” day. Also Lawerence Butler when he’s on a Heater is the most enjoyable player in the league. Love Bolte, but my wife who catfished me can’t stand his mustache.

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I hate this shit, I want everyone to like me, but I don’t care if you don’t. Just be honest about it and we can both move on. It’s your loss you ain’t invited to this party.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/09/2026

Angels Set Off Fireworks To Celebrate Base Hit

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I am not happy about the end to baseball season…I just want to suffer longer

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

One way to avoid this: Don’t bring a suitcase

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Gotta know how that Law at bat looked from there

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I would just like to say I am sure Ted Cruz left at half when there was a threat of rain and that is probably why they got better in the second half.

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Ted Cruz is getting voted out next cycle because of his ability to curse Texas sports teams. He sucks, AND he’s ruining sports in Texas. Vote Blue

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Make a band edible: Bare Naked Lady Fingers

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Butter straight from the cabinet. If you wonder the context go find my episode of MY podcast with @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Mad there was enough for a 2 for me. But I used a certain beloved A’s catcher in a different spot for a better rarity than Aaron so I feel good about that.

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Garret Heinrich @garretheinrich.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

A guy I used to be best friends with not that long ago, swore by this. Was from Kansas and made me try it once. Not the WORST thing I’ve ever eaten but wouldn’t pay money to eat it again.

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