Garlips @garlips.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Tread carefully, as a friend I recognise the eight ways of Creepypasta this could go. But I’m also invested… damn. 000
Reposted by GarlipsAlbion Speedrun Collective @albionspeedrun.co.uk · 03/10/2026HEY! There's only 24 HOURS LEFT to get your run submissions in for ALBION SPEEDRUN MARATHON BRIGHTON. Join fellow SPEEDRUNNERS for a weekend of speedrun FUN, Nov 21-22. Do it NOW, or I'll use more ERRACTIC ALL CAPS! oengus.io/marathon/asm... 063
Garlips @garlips.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Submission window is almost over, BUT YOU STILL HAVE TIME! We want UK-based runners to make sweet speedrunning magic with us in Brighton this November... 030
Garlips @garlips.bsky.social · 29/09/2026As I get older, it feels like death is all around me. But it also feels like everything done now is also in defiance of it. Give me a day and I’ll use it, give me a thousand and I’ll build something to be proud of. Oh you meant how is my TUESDAY going. 001
Garlips @garlips.bsky.social · 29/09/2026So proud… so proud…static.klipy.comEmotional Man Crying ProudlyALT: Emotional Man Crying Proudly 010
Garlips @garlips.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I played over half the game yesterday. I liked the atmosphere and story, but the stealth became more egregious over time. When I decided to stop playing, I loaded my save file like, 3 times and just blew through my resources killing shit over and over again - SO CATHARTIC! 🤣 100
Garlips @garlips.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’m gonna do one of those posts. Yeah you know the ones. Okay, here goes. FORCED 👏 STEALTH 👏 INVINCIBLE 👏 STALKER 👏 BULLSHIT 👏 IS 👏 NEVER 👏 EVER 👏 SCARY 👏 AND 👏 THE 👏 HEIGHT 👏 OF 👏 TEDIUM 👏 OUTLAST 👏 WAS 👏 13 👏 YEARS 👏 AGO 👏 GTFO 👏 IT. 120
Reposted by GarlipsAlbion Speedrun Collective @albionspeedrun.co.uk · 24/09/2026There's a little over a week left for submissions to Albion Speedrun Marathon Brighton, live at Brighton Racecourse Nov 21-22. To celebrate we're hosting a rerun of ASM Manchester over on Twitch and on YouTube right now! You can find links to both on our submissions page: oengus.io/marathon/asm... 074
Garlips @garlips.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Because this is the internet I would like to add this is not born out of drama or disagreement - I am still WoS 4 lyf. We’re just getting slightly more organised than we have been and it felt like the right time for a soft-reboot. 💜 110
Garlips @garlips.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Friends, for anyone not in the @wheelofstruggle.com Discord, StruggleR is changing into ‘War Of The Racers’; the same batshit videogame racing with a new name and place to call home. Join the Discord: discord.gg/6mFNEPTgTjdiscord.ggJoin the War Of The Racers Discord Server!A series of videogame races where rivalries are forged and glory is eternal. | 14 members 110
Garlips @garlips.bsky.social · 16/09/2026To the person who literally downvoted one of my speedruns within a minute of it being live... honestly well played. Real recognise real, your pettiness impresses me. Keep at it! 🤠 150
Garlips @garlips.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I mainly only come to BlueSky to vaguepost. I’m not breaking that tradition today. Made a decision in my head based on a person’s attitude of how I will conduct something in the future. Probably overreacting but see also: fuck that person. 130
Reposted by GarlipsDrakodan @drakodan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Reminder that our second Albion Speedruns event is coming up in November down at Brighton, if you're UK-based and haven't submitted, send something across! Submissions close on October 4th, I promise not to be too mean during judging. oengus.io/marathon/asm...oengus.ioOengusOengus is a free tool to manage your speedrunning marathons from submissions to schedule, available as a hosted service. 033
Garlips @garlips.bsky.social · 08/09/2026MY GOODNESS! MAY I BE THE FIRST TO SCREAM THAT ACtually that’s fine and a valid opinion/experience to have?static.klipy.comWhy Would You Say Something So Controversial Yet So BraveALT: Why Would You Say Something So Controversial Yet So Brave 110
Garlips @garlips.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I like the look of OoTR. I don’t care for the Inventory design, and Kokiri Forest seems too busy for me visually (also too bloomy). But overall impressed - was obviously gonna play it regardless. Humming the songs is something I didn’t realise I needed haha. 000
Garlips @garlips.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Imagine being this bone-shatteringly, heart-crushingly, big-headedly, snob-wankedly, jerk-infusedly wrong at every possible turn of your entire life. Imagine the concentrated level of fail that must exist within. Well you don't need to imagine, just look at @hyruliangeek.bsky.social; known loser. 🎤💧 010
Garlips @garlips.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Last night, I won the Ascension Grudge Match. I won't be big-headed about it, I had a good day, @tater84.bsky.social did not. But I do expect a public apology (that will sadly never come) from @hyruliangeek.bsky.social - typical Kylo L, but its rare that I get to respond simultaneously and visually. 110
Garlips @garlips.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Tomorrow evening, 6PM UK at twitch.tv/wheelofstruggle; the finalé of Season 4 of the speedrun races I help organise. So where do you take the last hurrah...? Up. We're going up. 3 back-to-back ascension games to decide an age-old rivalry. Don't miss it - its the best PPV you'll never pay for. 021
Garlips @garlips.bsky.social · 04/09/2026static.klipy.comI'm Afraid It's Too LateALT: I'm Afraid It's Too Late 110
Garlips @garlips.bsky.social · 04/09/2026It’s either Hot Fuzz or The Mist.static.klipy.comHot Fuzz - Man with Mustache ReactsALT: Hot Fuzz - Man with Mustache Reacts 110
Reposted by GarlipsNickRPGreen - Speedrun Tools UK @nickrpgreen.com · 01/09/2026🔴 The NickRPStream is live with IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! Let's play MGS4! Come check out some Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots over at twitch.tv/nickrpgreen & youtube.com/nickrpgreen/streams 021
Garlips @garlips.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I don’t remember exactly but there were Zombies, I remember that part. 110
Garlips @garlips.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The race is scuffed as hell but it's live and we ballin' 🔥 020
Garlips @garlips.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Now if it isn’t a consistent FPS, I can kinda get it, but even then, I’m so used to playing old/unoptimised stuff that it doesn’t phase me. People are yelling that the new GTAVI gameplay was in 30fps and that it’s cooked as a result, I’m like, did we watch the same video? That shit looks insane.static.klipy.comLucille Ball's Iconic Whatever ShrugALT: Lucille Ball's Iconic Whatever Shrug 020
Garlips @garlips.bsky.social · 28/08/2026This is gonna sound like a brag, I promise it’s not, it’s more like… bemusement… but I can play ANY FPS. 30fps, 60FPS, 120fps, 12fps, 8 etc. Like, watching people complain ad nauseum about how something isn’t 60fps borderline amuses me, like, it’s fine? 🤷♂️ “YUCK I can’t play this!” Really!? 460
Reposted by GarlipsAlbion Speedrun Collective @albionspeedrun.co.uk · 17/08/2026Reminder that run and crew submissions for ASM Brighton are open, and we've got some convention discounts too. Runners can get £5 off each day they're attending, whilst anyone volunteering with our crew gets in absolutely FREE! Check out our website for submission links! albionspeedrun.co.uk 0117
Garlips @garlips.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Probably being over sensitive but sometimes I regret building my entire persona on people ripping the shit out of me. I'm in on the joke 99% of the time, but sometimes the 1% lands and I'm like, I built this rod for my back and I kinda wish I hadn't. Oh well. 120
Garlips @garlips.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Of course one thing to remember is that with this eclipse, all mobs around Britain Castle respawn AND are enraged for a short time. 000
Garlips @garlips.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I feel like giving this another go, but probably in SH1 or 2 with its more fixed cameras. I’m still surprised we got as far as we did in this stream lol 010
Garlips @garlips.bsky.social · 06/08/2026News just in: Man beaten at Zelda thinks this time will be different. 010
Garlips @garlips.bsky.social · 06/08/2026You said that video was for jacking off… this is far worse. 😡 010
Garlips @garlips.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Hey gang! I'm not racing today, but I am in the Broadcaster seat as myself and @mrmattinternet.bsky.social compere an exciting 4-game RNG Gauntlet race between @lovenfloofen.bsky.social and Silver! Will luck be a lady tonight? Not for me, I'm bound to press all the wrong buttons 😅 Come watch LIVE! 020
Garlips @garlips.bsky.social · 14/07/2026🤣static.klipy.comShinji Crying: All My Apes Gone MemeALT: Shinji Crying: All My Apes Gone Meme 010
Garlips @garlips.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Married 14 years today to the love of my life. Massive cliché but every day, every single day, I consider myself eternally blessed and lucky to have found her. A thousand years with her would not be enough. If she’d continue to put up with me! 🤣 4160
Garlips @garlips.bsky.social · 13/07/2026If you're looking for my stream today - I've accepted defeat at 13hrs. Cannot keep my eyes open. Thank you for all the love and support. <3 You're the best, chat. 050
Garlips @garlips.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Dearest Friends, I turn 39 on the 15th, but please join me in half an hour when I will be streaming for 24 HOURS, playing all manner of STEAM GARBAGE - throughout Monday 13th July until 22:00 UK. There may even be GOOD games, who knows? 🎉 twitch.tv/garlips 2132
Garlips @garlips.bsky.social · 12/07/2026HELL YES! I haven’t been to Brighton since I was like, 4 for Dinosaurs Alive! 010
Garlips @garlips.bsky.social · 10/07/2026SONIC! CLASSIC SONIC! You love it, we love it - anyone who doesn't love it is just plain wrong. See four people race through Sonic 1, 2 and 3&K this evening at 7pm UK time as part of StruggleR Season 4. The music, the spritework, the levels; forget the insanity of the world for 4hrs this eve. 💜🦔💍 051
Garlips @garlips.bsky.social · 09/07/2026We’ll be joined as always by fantastic commentary from the likes of @lovenfloofen.bsky.social and @mrmattinternet.bsky.social! Hopefully @kythias.bsky.social too! Actually stand a chance of winning this one, or at least holding my own - so be there TODAY at 18:00 UK time, twitch.tv/wheelofstruggle!twitch.tvWheelOfStruggle - TwitchWelcome to WheelOfStruggle! We air reruns of the Wheel of Struggle tournament submissions and other events. Enjoy watching top-tier gameplay and our community's talent. Stay tuned for more exciting ev... 011
Garlips @garlips.bsky.social · 09/07/2026In the first of three back-to-back races across three evenings, today I’ll be going up against @hyruliangeek.bsky.social in an OoT Randomizer Bingo! If you’ve never seen one you won’t want to miss it; key items can be jumbled anywhere, all while we try to complete arbitrary objectives on a board. 142
Garlips @garlips.bsky.social · 08/07/2026So happy for you both and a whopping congratulations to boot 💜static.klipy.comCongratulationsALT: Congratulations 010
Garlips @garlips.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Before Elevator Skip, I can remember when we used to slide down the bannisters. Some of us still run that category. But sadly it’s a footnote in the Summoning Salt video. 030
Garlips @garlips.bsky.social · 07/07/2026You are up against Umaro and QP1, just like me fella. Ain't nothing cool about being the Best Loser! You'll be in the mudpit with me. We're THE SAME 🐷static.klipy.comFunny Pig Rolling in MudALT: Funny Pig Rolling in Mud 010
