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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 17/04/2025

@feditips BUT FEFITIPS I WANT TO CALL MYSELF THE FUNNY SLUR IM ALLOWED TO SAY IT

President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 16/04/2025

@feditips but what if im.allowed to say them because i am that feditip explain please i want to keep calling myself f slur 😢😢😢😭😭😭😭

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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 16/04/2025

did you know the cost of running mastodon has gone way up due to inflation its true just look up "m

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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 12/03/2025

@feditips yes i was directly inspired i think sms is the ideal message system

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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 12/03/2025

@feditips actually any instances with longer posts are just doing 500 post threads internally

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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 11/03/2025

@feditips can verify i was definitely not forced to hand it over at gunpoint

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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2025

ok theres nothing i can really do mastodon kinda just doesnt need frequent maintenance which is nice not used to that outside of like gotosocial

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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2025

ohhh i already wiped it as a consequence of reinstalling i think

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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2025

edited to add alt i forgot that this is an accessible accoung 😇😇😇

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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2025

still running mastodon 4.2 because i dont feel like upgrading + i prefer the old ui

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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2025

every fedi tip ddoses my network prob from the hundreds of network requests each post sends to other instances

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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2025

this instance pretty much just exists for feditips at this point tbh

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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 01/01/2025

for the new year im announcing my gorgeous chest enhancement i will be getting using all the funds i got from making mastodon woke

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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 01/01/2025

for the new year im announcing my gorgeous chest enhancement i will be getting using all the funds i got from making mastodon woke

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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 30/12/2024

wokestodon update: - added PRONOUNS - added GAY KISSING - added Gender 😂😂😂😂 - removed comedy - removed being redpilled

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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 30/12/2024

wokestodon update: - added PRONOUNS - added GAY KISSING - added Gender 😂😂😂😂 - removed comedy - removed being redpilled

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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 19/01/2025

i think if you are reporting this instance because you thought it was the real feditips or gargron or whatever i think its your own fault for trusting "fraudulent.link"

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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 19/01/2025

me when i go to get all my factual information from fraudulent.link

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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 19/01/2025

Congratulations to @feditips its almost as if thats the point of the instance and account thank you cosocial.ca

report on feditips from cosocial.ca, reason: "This is an account aiming to get people confused with the real feditips - that instance is a domain that ought to blocked entirely"

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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 01/01/2025

i will be hereby CANCELING mozilla for trying to earn money and not be just a google vassal company i think thats cringe i think mozilla should just become a full google subsidiary the furry browser needs to be owned by google whos with me #MozillaIsOverParty #mozilla #canceled

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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 01/01/2025

had to edit my post to remove the identifying details of the state agent running the feditips account because my previous clone body was killed in a hit as revenge and those are VERY EXPENSIVE TO PRODUCE you know who you are

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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 01/01/2025

FUCK I SHOULDVE DONE MOLDOVAN THATS OBJECTIVELY FUNNIER THAN RUSSIAN computer, activate all pain receptors in my brain at maximum for 15 seconds i must learn the hard way

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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 01/01/2025

official mastodon psa: @feditips is secretly part of a scheme to ddos my home network by russian state actor "lilycunt" ( @lily ) tgis is an important public service announcement

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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 29/12/2024

@sodiboo the bit is that this an instance with the subdomain Mastodon.social and my username is gargron is that not enough are you not entertained

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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 29/12/2024

@sodiboo this is a bit account i do not need absolute consistency

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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 29/12/2024

@sodiboo you act like i know how to change the date on a post im not smart enough for that bit

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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 29/12/2024

@sodiboo what if i told you that im actually a time traveler and that explains all of this perfectly

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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 29/12/2024

@sodiboo do yu live under a rock and not keep up with world news and elections it was all over the news that fraudulent.link gargrom (not the other gargron from the one instance) got elected as president of world

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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 29/12/2024

im announcing to all my constituents today that comedy is now ILLEGAL on mastodon anyone partaking in comedy may face life inprisonment ok thank you

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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 24/12/2024

OFFICIAL MASTODON ANNOUNCEMENT BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW I REPEAT BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW

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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 06/11/2024

dont believe the news media theyre wrong i won my first act as president is im firing all the reporters theyre wrong

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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 06/11/2024

im selecting garfield as my vp he knows how to do a job right

garfield comic

jon is answering a phone exclaiming "he what?!", the cat is laying on the table

jon puts that caller on hold saying "could you hold for a moment? i have another call coming in... thanks"

jon yells in big text "he WHAT?!", the cat looks at the viewer and says "I've been a busy boy" with a smug, knowing expression

the comic is dated september 10th 2001

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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 06/11/2024

the us elections already been called i won we will now live in a gargocracy

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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 26/10/2024

for every like this post gets i will sacrifice one orphan

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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 25/10/2024

good news though we have a fresh crop of souls to haunt the mastodon plushies with so we will be shipping more of those out sorry for the inconvenience thank you for waiting

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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 25/10/2024

sorry to the families of those people i drained the blood of last nigjt i gave into my innate vampiric impulse its honestly kinda fun im gonna do it again sometime

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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2024

guys its finally time im going to be immediately shutting down mastodon.social on January 1st 2025 not this one the other one this is the new better one

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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2024

ATTENTION BLUESKY THIS IS NOW A VASSAL STATE OF THE MASTODON EMPIRE DO NOT ATTEMPT TO RESIST

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