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President Gargron

@gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy
7 followers 1 following 49 posts

hell o i am gargron i am inventor of mastodon and social and mastodon network you should obey all of my word and my opinion if you compare me […] [bridged from mastodon.social.fraudulent.link/@ga… on the fediverse by fed.brid.gy ]

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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 16/04/2025
did you know the cost of running mastodon has gone way up due to inflation its true just look up "m
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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 11/03/2025
garg
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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2025
ok theres nothing i can really do mastodon kinda just doesnt need frequent maintenance which is nice not used to that outside of like gotosocial
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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2025
might do some db maintenance too
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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2025
ohhh i already wiped it as a consequence of reinstalling i think
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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2025
im gonna clear the media cache i thinj
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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2025
my bandwidth is limited stop posting bangers
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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2025
edited to add alt i forgot that this is an accessible accoung 😇😇😇
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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2025
grats to @feditips yet again
report for "aggressive behavior" from c.im on feditips's "if you call all of fedi mastodon im going to fucking kill you" tip
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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2025
still running mastodon 4.2 because i dont feel like upgrading + i prefer the old ui
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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2025
every fedi tip ddoses my network prob from the hundreds of network requests each post sends to other instances
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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2025
ohhhh yeahhh theres the ddosing
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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2025
this instance pretty much just exists for feditips at this point tbh
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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 19/01/2025
skill issue
report from fosspri.de: "that broke the screen of my cell phone"
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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 01/01/2025
for the new year im announcing my gorgeous chest enhancement i will be getting using all the funds i got from making mastodon woke
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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 01/01/2025
for the new year im announcing my gorgeous chest enhancement i will be getting using all the funds i got from making mastodon woke
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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 30/12/2024
wokestodon update: - added PRONOUNS - added GAY KISSING - added Gender 😂😂😂😂 - removed comedy - removed being redpilled
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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 30/12/2024
wokestodon update: - added PRONOUNS - added GAY KISSING - added Gender 😂😂😂😂 - removed comedy - removed being redpilled
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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 19/01/2025
i think if you are reporting this instance because you thought it was the real feditips or gargron or whatever i think its your own fault for trusting "fraudulent.link"
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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 19/01/2025
me when i go to get all my factual information from fraudulent.link
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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 19/01/2025
Congratulations to @feditips its almost as if thats the point of the instance and account thank you cosocial.ca
report on feditips from cosocial.ca, reason: "This is an account aiming to get people confused with the real feditips - that instance is a domain that ought to blocked entirely"
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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 01/01/2025
i will be hereby CANCELING mozilla for trying to earn money and not be just a google vassal company i think thats cringe i think mozilla should just become a full google subsidiary the furry browser needs to be owned by google whos with me #MozillaIsOverParty #mozilla #canceled
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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 01/01/2025
had to edit my post to remove the identifying details of the state agent running the feditips account because my previous clone body was killed in a hit as revenge and those are VERY EXPENSIVE TO PRODUCE you know who you are
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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 01/01/2025
FUCK I SHOULDVE DONE MOLDOVAN THATS OBJECTIVELY FUNNIER THAN RUSSIAN computer, activate all pain receptors in my brain at maximum for 15 seconds i must learn the hard way
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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 01/01/2025
official mastodon psa: @feditips is secretly part of a scheme to ddos my home network by russian state actor "lilycunt" ( @lily ) tgis is an important public service announcement
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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 29/12/2024
im announcing to all my constituents today that comedy is now ILLEGAL on mastodon anyone partaking in comedy may face life inprisonment ok thank you
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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 24/12/2024
OFFICIAL MASTODON ANNOUNCEMENT BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW I REPEAT BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW
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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 06/11/2024
dont believe the news media theyre wrong i won my first act as president is im firing all the reporters theyre wrong
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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 06/11/2024
im selecting garfield as my vp he knows how to do a job right
garfield comic

jon is answering a phone exclaiming "he what?!", the cat is laying on the table

jon puts that caller on hold saying "could you hold for a moment? i have another call coming in... thanks"

jon yells in big text "he WHAT?!", the cat looks at the viewer and says "I've been a busy boy" with a smug, knowing expression

the comic is dated september 10th 2001
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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 06/11/2024
the us elections already been called i won we will now live in a gargocracy
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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 26/10/2024
for every like this post gets i will sacrifice one orphan
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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 25/10/2024
good news though we have a fresh crop of souls to haunt the mastodon plushies with so we will be shipping more of those out sorry for the inconvenience thank you for waiting
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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 25/10/2024
sorry to the families of those people i drained the blood of last nigjt i gave into my innate vampiric impulse its honestly kinda fun im gonna do it again sometime
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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2024
guys its finally time im going to be immediately shutting down mastodon.social on January 1st 2025 not this one the other one this is the new better one
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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2024
ATTENTION BLUESKY THIS IS NOW A VASSAL STATE OF THE MASTODON EMPIRE DO NOT ATTEMPT TO RESIST
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President Gargron @gargron.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2024
finally ffs
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