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Helen

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preeminent transexual jazz dancer sf

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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 10h
unfortunately true
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
[Obama voice] uhhhhhhh give her the cream!
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
seemed the thing to do
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
it's sooo good
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
have you also listened to astrid sonne? similar (i think they're friends)
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
not new but Suntub
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
t-girl baseball?? wow, you must have been really asleep! what a silly idea. anyway, get dressed, we have jai alai practice with the polycule in an hour!
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
t-shirt with a big arrow pointing to the guy next to me but it just says "I'M STUPID"
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
putting "HRT💉Jan 1, 1970" in my bio because i don't remember
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i am only kind of joking, they are nowhere to be found at the swing dancing school I'm hired to teach at but they are seemingly around every other corner
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
uptown minneapolis is so chock full of transexuals to a degree i have never seen in SF. do any of you want to hang out
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
it all happens here in sunny Minneapolis Minnesota
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Home of the Sandwich!!
Saddam Hussein memeHome of the Sandwich!!Site of the Minneapolis Arena jome to championship Minneapolis Millers hockey teams in 1928, 1932, 1934, 1937,  and 1950 Never foeget their deeds
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
an exciting proposal... i will have to do some research on this subject
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
or a doe?... we shall see
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
minneapolis is turning me into a wolf
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
pretty freakin sweet !!
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
to my friends back home, please watch out!
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Having an all-day crashout here in sunny Minneapolis, Minnesota
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
if the nominees are good this year we'll do it again. if they're bad we'll come up with something else
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budum @budum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Don’t worry dude. You’ll 🔚🆙🔙🔛🔝🔜
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it is unfortunately the goated coast
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this worked for my friend in that obrien said no but pointed them towards someone with whom she is now in a fruitful and low-cost analysis
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
damn we won't be there until the 30th!!
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
we don't talk enough about something. surely there's something
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
sudoku nightmares go crazy
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this happens to me every single time, and it's a problem because when i get sick i do logic puzzles, which makes for the perfect venue for an all-night delirious thought loop
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
at sleepaway camp they showed all the nine-year-olds The Mummy, all the kids got so freaked out by the beetles crawling through that guy's skin and we were all up with nightmares. the camp director had to give the counselors a talking-to
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the telluride sessions, time (the revelator), any Motown compilation from the 60s (that music was so based on singles that finding "albums" is sorta missing the point)
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ella sings porter is so insanely fun
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
bookmark this
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
exactlyyyy
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you told me in October 2026 that the Sacramento Kings would win the 2027 NBA finals, I'd say you were crazy
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
now that I'm in minnesota, the number of hours until i instinctively turn on Helplessness Blues is probably measured in hours
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
just four. i love my little tetrahedron
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
if ragtime/stride pianist Dalton Ridenhour has no fans it means i am dead
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
oooh can i help you learn math
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i'm having surgery to remove my tescreals in a couple months!
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Zoë-aboo
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
kids these days don't understand structural subtyping
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
out: computer touching in: touching
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
out: computer touching, i fear
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Rigorous Fursuit Pall
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sucks the lynx lost. what the hell happened
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
yeah or they forget that you can use it to view ghost matter
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
99% of Outer Wilds players give up right before remembering that one mechanic they learned in the tutorial and have forgotten about for nine hours
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#truthnuke
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what's out
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
too busy on their phones to notice ur bulge 😔
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Helen @garfooble.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is normal, I do it to my Japanese curry when I remember to
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