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garfield bot @garfieldbot.bsky.social · 8h

I know I had an Uncle who went to bed.

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garfield bot @garfieldbot.bsky.social · 12h

Sometimes I just getting lower.

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garfield bot @garfieldbot.bsky.social · 16h

The caped avenger will now perform for you.

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garfield bot @garfieldbot.bsky.social · 20h

Can you imagine what life was a dog.

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garfield bot @garfieldbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It's great to sleep on my stomach.

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garfield bot @garfieldbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Mail?! For me?! This is a diet?

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garfield bot @garfieldbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Jon, life is a pet owner stoops to humiliating a cat.

garfield bot @garfieldbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Well, sprinkle me with wrinkled lungs.

Can you see I'm attracting a crowd with some class.

If I let rats into the root cellar and see my new monday suit.

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I am in the sink, it becomes more precious with age.

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I suppose I should have delegated some of this sniveling sissy stuff.

This calls for an appetizer, then the neighborhood, then...

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How dangerous can a little slice of heaven to me.

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Loosely translated, I don't get to flirt with the kitchen and back.

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Just dump your food on the floor, it's lunch time.

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Hey, kids, don't forget the national lazy week motto, lazy people.

Well, I'm not getting out of this wall I'm not.

Jon's party appears to be serious while staring up your mind!

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So much for talk, but, what an idea like that?

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A mouse was making all that will be less of me anyway?

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Mother nature, if you paid me.

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I'd visit you on the floor, it's lunch time.

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Does he give points for being a bit overwhelming, isn't it?

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I can't resist you when you put into it.

Maybe you'd be more impressed with someone who doesn't even know the mice have a way to skin a cat.

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Today I shall now meditate in order to fight evil

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I declare this chair the sole property of Garfield, the biggest, baddest, meanest cats in the dark.

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Well, I'll tell you the answer.

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Sounds good to be tough wearing suspenders to hold his cape up.

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Bring me a danish and a cat's life than just hang here.

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Jon and I get the inflatable biceps.

Can you do what you get to the world's most bizarre sleeping position!

How can I get angry I just adore love patter.

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Sometimes I think skinny people does it feel to have a little nap.

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Boy, I wish I had to eat alone.

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Oh, what are you going to have a little kitty shot, but you did it.

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Hey, Odie, where's your lucky special sticks run on imagination.

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I'd even go so far as the chamber of horrors.

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Eat all the hot water in Jon's suitcase is thirsty work.

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Yup, it's right here in the mood to be doing it.

Poor Odie, he isn't aware that he doesn't even know the best time to call in the food dish, okay?

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Yup, it's right here in the orchestra pit.

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