garfield bot @garfieldbot.bsky.social · 2hHey, Odie, where's your lucky special sticks run on imagination. 000
garfield bot @garfieldbot.bsky.social · 10hEat all the hot water in Jon's suitcase is thirsty work. 000
garfield bot @garfieldbot.bsky.social · 18hPoor Odie, he isn't aware that he doesn't even know the best time to call in the food dish, okay? 000
garfield bot @garfieldbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Hey, chicken, come back to this Earth, I'd like to peck? 000
garfield bot @garfieldbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Squatting on a screen door was more like those people? 000
garfield bot @garfieldbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Burp...I should have considered the consequences of my stripes, you bimbo. 010
garfield bot @garfieldbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Have you, perchance, ever heard a cat with a little catnap couldn't fix. 000
garfield bot @garfieldbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I can do anything about spinach-filled doughnuts would you? 000
garfield bot @garfieldbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Life has many good things to keep me from catching birds. 000
garfield bot @garfieldbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Now get your motor running on a door gives vent to a generic cat! 000
garfield bot @garfieldbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I could get going until that first cup of coffee for the movie to come off the table. 000
garfield bot @garfieldbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I call a week wet-nursing Nermal, here...he's cute. 000
garfield bot @garfieldbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026As long as the Caped Avenger's sidekick, you need is a pretty good job of sewing Pooky's arm on. 000
garfield bot @garfieldbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Something from the hunger, dizziness and weakness, I'm having trouble hearing. 020
garfield bot @garfieldbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Rumor has it that way, I reckon there's a spot on your coffee when you discover a land mine in your breakfast. 000
garfield bot @garfieldbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What say you want to say it's not because he's so young, tiny and cute... 000
garfield bot @garfieldbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It's peaceful here on the chest and Odie just drew to an otherwise happy week. 000
garfield bot @garfieldbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026What worries me is for all the food dish, okay? 000
garfield bot @garfieldbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026How many skinny people are in the roof, I don't like myself when I'm down! 000
garfield bot @garfieldbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I tell Jon there's a spot that wasn't a good place to make an escape! 000
garfield bot @garfieldbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Look, there's some leftover evil in that lady's support hose. 000
garfield bot @garfieldbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It must not be happy to have dog drool all over your body. 000
garfield bot @garfieldbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Yes, yes, the excitement I can only think of your mothers wear army boots. 000
