garf dude @garfdu.de · 7hmy coworker who is never not mad is always like "yeah, i used to get angry, but i don't let stuff bother me now" 111
garf dude @garfdu.de · 7hevery time i scroll through instagram im like man i can't believe i got pulled into watching that pure nonsense 000
garf dude @garfdu.de · 11hcouldn't find my glasses before i had to get on the bus and i had to onboard this new guy. i was helping him get set up like "yeah I can't really see so well right now sorry man" and he was like "yeah me neither" which was the best thing i could have heard in that moment hahaha 040
garf dude @garfdu.de · 30/09/2026sounds like the squirrels are close to gnawing through the wall that's probably not true but it really sounds like it 001
garf dude @garfdu.de · 25/09/2026i went to a corn maze only once and i got frustrated and started walking through the corn and corn HURTS 150
garf dude @garfdu.de · 24/09/2026finally cracked open this laptop that's been sitting in the office smelling of cigarettes for a few months and oh my 071
garf dude @garfdu.de · 23/09/2026squirrels are going nuts in the wall again, glad i don't own this place lmao 010
garf dude @garfdu.de · 17/09/2026one time in gym back in the day this guy called this other guy a pussy and the other guy put on the smuggest smirk and said "you are what you eat" and everyone exploded 030
garf dude @garfdu.de · 16/09/2026youtu.be/peiZwrz8BSM?...youtu.beShine Cause I GrindYouTube video by Crime Mob - Topic 000
Reposted by garf dudeErsatz @ersatz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Motherfuckers only know Garfield on a Monday. They don't care about him any other day of the week; what other pasta dishes he enioys. 35110
garf dude @garfdu.de · 11/09/2026"it's a german movie, they don't make them funny and when they try it doesn't work" 071
garf dude @garfdu.de · 11/09/2026we had to do this weird ass patriotic play in spring of '02 and one of the songs was called "why can't they be free" but more than half the kids just sang "why can't weed be free" 020
garf dude @garfdu.de · 10/09/2026all i had to give the neopets support folks was the DOB and name i used to sign up for my account and they gave me access to it again 010
garf dude @garfdu.de · 10/09/2026this was the first time he's ever done it hahha he was really digging in 120
