garf dude @garfdu.de · 12hsounds like the squirrels are close to gnawing through the wall that's probably not true but it really sounds like it 001
garf dude @garfdu.de · 25/09/2026i went to a corn maze only once and i got frustrated and started walking through the corn and corn HURTS 150
garf dude @garfdu.de · 24/09/2026finally cracked open this laptop that's been sitting in the office smelling of cigarettes for a few months and oh my 071
garf dude @garfdu.de · 23/09/2026squirrels are going nuts in the wall again, glad i don't own this place lmao 010
garf dude @garfdu.de · 17/09/2026one time in gym back in the day this guy called this other guy a pussy and the other guy put on the smuggest smirk and said "you are what you eat" and everyone exploded 030
garf dude @garfdu.de · 16/09/2026youtu.be/peiZwrz8BSM?...youtu.beShine Cause I GrindYouTube video by Crime Mob - Topic 000
Reposted by garf dudeErsatz @ersatz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Motherfuckers only know Garfield on a Monday. They don't care about him any other day of the week; what other pasta dishes he enioys. 35110
garf dude @garfdu.de · 11/09/2026"it's a german movie, they don't make them funny and when they try it doesn't work" 071
garf dude @garfdu.de · 11/09/2026we had to do this weird ass patriotic play in spring of '02 and one of the songs was called "why can't they be free" but more than half the kids just sang "why can't weed be free" 020
garf dude @garfdu.de · 10/09/2026all i had to give the neopets support folks was the DOB and name i used to sign up for my account and they gave me access to it again 010
garf dude @garfdu.de · 09/09/2026sometimes my brain feels like a whack a mole game and there are too many moles and not enough whackers 000
Reposted by garf dudeDinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Here's a quartet of Garfield Halloween decorations, likely from the early 1990s. Not often seen, unless you're staring at the walls in my living room. 819343
