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Gareth Corn @garethcorn.bsky.social · 9h

Allow me to step up onto my Professional Soap Box for just a moment, gang. For reference, I work in juvenile justice and deal with crimes involving kids (generic)

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Fat Kid Deals @fatkiddeals.com · 06/10/2026

GO QUICK! $1.99/lb Ground Beef from Amazon. This is a deal worth stocking up on ---> link.amazon/B06Yn91Z4

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Gareth Corn @garethcorn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Republicans continue their obsession with what’s in our kids’ underwear

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Gareth Corn @garethcorn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

any obit that doesn't list "child molester" as the first descriptor for that sack of shit is a crappy obit

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Gareth Corn @garethcorn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Let’s see if Shotty learned anything at all whatsoever from that debacle last week

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Gareth Corn @garethcorn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The OSU and Michigan fans in the modelo ad where they meet up every year look like geico cavemen

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Gareth Corn @garethcorn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The sentence “the White House’s proposal to penalize nonprofits that help disabled people” should turn all of us into The Joker

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Gareth Corn @garethcorn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"You don't know me But I'm your father"

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Gareth Corn @garethcorn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Nb 360 from WB 183 is closed. No signs, no warning. FYI

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Gareth Corn @garethcorn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’m not sure there’s ever been a bigger punch out than reviewing matchbox 20

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Gareth Corn @garethcorn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"recent study shows water is wet"

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Gareth Corn @garethcorn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i saw a GFM for that Michigan nurse in the comments on a Ben Onion post...if anyone can figure out if it's legit and actually goes to her, let us all know

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Gareth Corn @garethcorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Puntland is where Shotty is from

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Gareth Corn @garethcorn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

In retrospect, they should’ve done this

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Gareth Corn @garethcorn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Absolutely awful coaching. You squib that shit

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Gareth Corn @garethcorn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

That’s doesn’t look like PI

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Gareth Corn @garethcorn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Barham is a player

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Gareth Corn @garethcorn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ok guys..whatever you do, do NOT simulate pulling your hog out and pissing all over the place

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Gareth Corn @garethcorn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Dak comes across as a bitch in that Lowes ad. If you tell me to pipe down” we’re gonna have a problem

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Gareth Corn @garethcorn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What’s with the 1920’s cinema font on the graphics?

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Gareth Corn @garethcorn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is the longest national anthem ever

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Gareth Corn @garethcorn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You can’t fuck with football karma

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Gareth Corn @garethcorn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Been trying to get the 18 yo registered. Mailed in the online application MONTHS ago. Checking online says he isn’t. Called county voting registrar who says he is. No one knows. Texas GOP intentionally makes it difficult to vote bc they can’t win on their shitty ideas

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Gareth Corn @garethcorn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

lol Ham at Del Taco. The next Onion post will be about how local weirdo wears jeans to go kayking

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Big Poppa Love Fighter @bigpoppa-brian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

A lot of people scissor

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Gareth Corn @garethcorn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This is what my dad thinks Austin is like

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Gareth Corn @garethcorn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

How your email finds me this morning

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Gareth Corn @garethcorn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Dan not understanding how a locker room pregame breakout works is the least surprising thing of all time

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Gareth Corn @garethcorn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

STOP SHOWING THE FUCKING INJURY. JESUS.

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Gareth Corn @garethcorn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Ted, send over a bottle of bubbly in a bucket of ice and a card. Have the card read, "Tough luck, get drunk on me. Use the bucket to ice down your marbles, Yours, Z”

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Gareth Corn @garethcorn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

How did they get everyone in the entire stadium on the same page for color coordination? That’s amazing

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Gareth Corn @garethcorn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Welp, the 18 yo is learning a $2k lesson today: leaving the freezer open all night is not good

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Gareth Corn @garethcorn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Holy cow these UH dudes’ hands are diabolical

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Gareth Corn @garethcorn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

HERE COMES ORB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Gareth Corn @garethcorn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"I slipped and fell dick first into that horse"

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Gareth Corn @garethcorn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

For a team that’s looked super sloppy and can’t stop tripping over their own feet, they sure talk a lot of shit. Have been the whole game

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Gareth Corn @garethcorn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Cris is gonna have to stop saying “raw”

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Gareth Corn @garethcorn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Have they already started using replacement refs?

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Gareth Corn @garethcorn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I know it’s crazy early, but they’re gonna have to go for it on 4th downs. They’re gonna need points. The d is (probably?) better but they’re gonna have to score a lot

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