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Gareth Cartman @garethcartman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Wait, so Iran sent 5 British doggers in some vans with no explosives and some petrol canisters to RAF Fairford? Is that all they've got?

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Gareth Cartman @garethcartman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If City are relegated to the Championship, does the Football League then punish them separately?

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Gareth Cartman @garethcartman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I wonder what the Daily Mail thought of all that... <checks Daily Mail> Good grief...

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Gareth Cartman @garethcartman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I bet he regrets that David Moyes joke

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Gareth Cartman @garethcartman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

What in the artificial intelligence is this?

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Gareth Cartman @garethcartman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

That Hackney lad. There's a player there. George n'all. Made up for Ainsley. So long as we have no injuries AT ALL, EVER we'll be absolutely fine this season.

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Gareth Cartman @garethcartman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Modern football: 52 seconds of play, 4 minutes of Harry Maguire receiving treatment.

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Gareth Cartman @garethcartman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

If you can't keep cars off the road when you're holding a bike race, you shouldn't be allowed to stage a bike race. End of. Fewer races. Safer for riders.

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Gareth Cartman @garethcartman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Can Andy Burnham nationalise Everton?

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Gareth Cartman @garethcartman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

This is the most Everton transfer deadline day since Muller walked out. So far, anyway.

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Gareth Cartman @garethcartman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Hey Everton, we really need to sign a full back. Sell a full back, you say? OK! No no no - BUY a full-back. Send one out on loan, you say? OK!

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Gareth Cartman @garethcartman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I thought Ndiaye wanted European football?

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Gareth Cartman @garethcartman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Alright Evertonians, it seems we have power. Let's get this Kenny Tete deal overturned and bring Mbappe in.

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Gareth Cartman @garethcartman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Kenny Tete in. Harrison Armstrong out. We are broke again, aren't we.

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Gareth Cartman @garethcartman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Yes, a Thierno Barry hat-trick is nice. But what's more important? A Thierno Barry hat-trick, or survival? HMM?

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Gareth Cartman @garethcartman.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

My first visit to Goodison this…

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Gareth Cartman @garethcartman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

If you can't organise a road race, don't stage it. Simple as that.

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Gareth Cartman @garethcartman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Is the Hundred over yet? Can we come out?

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Gareth Cartman @garethcartman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

That Barry lad… there’s a player in there

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Gareth Cartman @garethcartman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

As someone who never wants the best for our redshite tenant friends across the park... I wouldn't wish Bezos on them. That's just too cruel.

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Benny Brycheiniog @cupking11.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

We tried to transfer your new German defender but you were out so we left him with you neighbour, Everton FC.

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Gareth Cartman @garethcartman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

If I were commentating on the Tour de Pologne, I would at the very least google how to pronounce place names. Maybe I'm naive?

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Gareth Cartman @garethcartman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Welcome to Everton, Eddie Howe <manifesting>

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Gareth Cartman @garethcartman.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

So when do we get to see Pog v Mvdp next? April?

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Gareth Cartman @garethcartman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Gatecrashing the top 5... Have a listen to Tuesday's The Cycling Podcast for me waffling on for 20 minutes :)

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Gareth Cartman @garethcartman.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Just announced as the Secretary of State for Breaking Brian Marwood's Legs

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Gareth Cartman @garethcartman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Feeling very distant from this Tour de France without ITV AND NSF. Perhaps the least interested I’ve been since the early 90s. Shows we need free to air…

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump ADMITTED to doing 9/11 live on the air, as he calls for war on Israel. 🚨 Hear the stunning confession now!!!

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Gareth Cartman @garethcartman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Siri, give me the most Everton thing to say ever

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Gareth Cartman @garethcartman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Well, it was 100 years ago today that the Tour went from Bayonne to Luchon and it all went tits up. That's putting it lightly. Read the story of those who were plucked from the mountainside, nearly 24 hours after starting the stage. www.amazon.co.uk/We-Rode-All-...

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Gareth Cartman @garethcartman.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I really do miss Never Strays Far, it was the only cycling podcast I listened to. All this talk about actual racing doesn't sit right. A review of the Tour de Suisse? No thanks. Give me Ned Boulting wandering around the route of Etoile de Besseges any day.

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Gareth Cartman @garethcartman.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

So much cynicism around right now. A fella stands up and says he has a vision to make things better and cheaper, and he's got a plan to do it. Which is what everyone has been asking for. The response: pff, you're never going to do that, what's the point.

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Gareth Cartman @garethcartman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

The best thing about summer is - and has always been - seeing England's bowlers getting roundly thrashed by the touring team. This is possibly the most "English cricket supporter" post I've ever written. But it is the best. I started with Miandad in 87, Waugh in 89 and think it's great.

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Gareth Cartman @garethcartman.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

This is like watching Everton at home vs Everton away

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Gareth Cartman @garethcartman.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Everton's fixtures are out. Currently drooling over all those Saturday 3pm kickoffs. WHILE IT LASTS.

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Gareth Cartman @garethcartman.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

THAT'S WHAT WE DID AND WE WERE HAPPY

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Gareth Cartman @garethcartman.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

This Netherlands side is really easy to dislike

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Feargal McKay @cycologies.com · 14/06/2026

Fancy some cycling fiction? Try @garethcartman.bsky.social's fourth cycling novel, We Rode All Night, which takes on the story of the 1926 Tour de France.