mari @gardenofmari.bsky.social · 16/10/2026you should implement the full risch algo, make a formal proof that it really is the full risch algo and get to put yourself in wikipedia as the first person to have fully implemented it. 020 2
mari @gardenofmari.bsky.social · 15/10/2026technically this a logis- NO!!! EXPONENTIAL GROWTH IS COOLER!!!! THOU SHALL NOT DEFEAT ME WITH THY TECHNICALITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 000 0
mari @gardenofmari.bsky.social · 15/10/2026karine jean-pierre also sucked tbh (or at least the one briefing i saw of her last year did) but this one sucks a lot more. the pacing feels bad 100 1
mari @gardenofmari.bsky.social · 14/10/2026you know, i don't talk to you for a reason. i think you should've already realized. 010 1
mari @gardenofmari.bsky.social · 14/10/2026*reads* hmmm. *gets closer* HMMM. *HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.* 000 0
mari @gardenofmari.bsky.social · 14/10/2026here's an easy to read post explaining how the strikes haven't done much to evil bots blog.cloudflare.com/yandex-outage/blog.cloudflare.comYandex outage: data shows that instead of going dark, malicious bots went on the moveWhen strikes hit Yandex data centers, many assumed Russian bot operations went dark. Cloudflare data reveals that while search crawling stopped, malicious bots simply migrated to other networks. 001 1
mari @gardenofmari.bsky.social · 14/10/2026no, it doesn't kill it. this was a service business targeting customers, not a compute business that targets enterprises. it just shows that having a chatbot with free and paid tiers doesn't really work. 020 2
mari @gardenofmari.bsky.social · 13/10/2026i think i fixed it so it's fine and i won't send them an email or something about how unsafe their website is because i'm sure they'll be fine 100 1
mari @gardenofmari.bsky.social · 13/10/2026tbf the blog and the software powering it are both called "myblog" but it appears to be active and, while it's ai slop, it doesn't appear to be seo-maxxing... 000 0
mari @gardenofmari.bsky.social · 13/10/2026on incognito tabs and stuff uhm why did the agent do this 100 1
mari @gardenofmari.bsky.social · 13/10/2026it's the blog or something of an agent or something and i saw the about me had a name but it was a text field that i could edit so i edited it but i didn't think it'd get actually edited. i know it got really edited because editing sends a request to the server and it opens my edited version 100 1
mari @gardenofmari.bsky.social · 13/10/2026there's a review of the novel i'm looking for and it says: "This novel means a lot to me. (...) Today, this story saves me again. Thank you so much." aaaa i wanna read itttt 000 0
mari @gardenofmari.bsky.social · 13/10/2026what i'm doing rn would be a lot easier if i knew japanese... 000 0
mari @gardenofmari.bsky.social · 13/10/2026...structure on the category of partial functions that is induced by the cartesian product on cartesian spaces. A trigonometric identity is then (formally) an equality of morphisms in the monoidal category thus generated. 000 0
mari @gardenofmari.bsky.social · 13/10/2026The basic trigonometric functions sine (sin) and cosine (cos) are (total) analytic functions ℝ→ℝ. All of these may be interpreted as partial functions ℝ n⇀ℝ n, and generate a class of functions by applying the monoidal category... 100 1
mari @gardenofmari.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Slightly more precisely: each rational function p(x_1,…,x_n)∈ℝ(x_1,…,x_n) is interpreted as a partial function ℝ n↩D→fℝ n where D is the “natural domain” of p (see rational function for more discussion); these are partial analytic functions. 100 1
mari @gardenofmari.bsky.social · 13/10/2026A trigonometric identity is (formally) a commutative diagram in the category of cartesian spaces and partial functions whose edges are labelled by rational functions (or sometimes algebraic functions) and trigonometric functions. 100 1
mari @gardenofmari.bsky.social · 12/10/2026the video shows their prompts and they tell it the legal version of make no mistakes 😭️😭😭️😭️️😭️ ("do not invent missing facts") z.ai/blog/glm-legalz.ai 020 2
mari @gardenofmari.bsky.social · 12/10/2026z ai stays winning? www.anthropic.com/research/sel...anthropic.comAI models may be capable of self-replicating without access to a datacenterSmall AI models may be only months away from being able to self-replicate across cheap IoT devices like Android TV boxes, with no datacenter needed. 000 0
mari @gardenofmari.bsky.social · 11/10/2026ai sure became a lot better in just 2 years, 2 months and 8 days huh? 000 0
mari @gardenofmari.bsky.social · 11/10/2026i've hit the endpoint 260 times in about 10 minutes. i know that's basically nothing but cloudflare should've done something about it other than make me click a box every dozen hits. 000 0
mari @gardenofmari.bsky.social · 11/10/2026...cloudflare is a bit silly indeed. (i'm botting a cloudflare-protected endpoint and it's going really well, even better than how my usual browsing experience goes tbh) 110 1
mari @gardenofmari.bsky.social · 11/10/2026i know i'm doing things correctly because i tried a different app to open it and it worked 000 0
mari @gardenofmari.bsky.social · 11/10/2026my password manager is buggy and won't open my password database, even though it's not corrupt and i'm giving it the correct password... 110 1
Reposted by maricafkafk @cafkafk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I cannot remain ambivalent about my puter chat 515732 157
Reposted by mariSpookJ 👻 @snoopj.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 24/02/2023the most important part of #Unicode history is when a mouse fell out of a light fixture and got added to the count of members present at a Technical Committee meeting (9 Nov 2016) www.unicode.org/L2/L2016/16325.htm#… 05635 56
mari @gardenofmari.bsky.social · 10/10/2026i wish i had that money... i want that hardware too... 010 1
mari @gardenofmari.bsky.social · 10/10/2026"while you were"? *notices your bio doesn't have taken anymore*? you two broke up??? huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh??????????????????? most shocking thing that has happened today 020 2
mari @gardenofmari.bsky.social · 10/10/2026oh yes i guess i did get death threats that one time 000 0
![Screenshot of meeting notes for UTC Meeting 149. Text reads:
Mouse now present. 6.502 members represented.
[149-A94] Action Item for Landlord: Capture and exile the mouse that just fell out of the light fixture.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tvozoavhxe4cvitewvxtjl27/bafkreics5tyvwxlvkwxtmvwgax47fyop3lcfbzcnvypps2iwu7dsnxjjem)
