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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Sounds like your mom should have done her research

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Happy LockDownniversary to all who celebrate 💖

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Get u a man who figures out how to sync up your snek spreadsheet to your snek calendar 🍑💦 #fatjuicynwet

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Right after Fat Juicy & Wet came out I got stuck on the train with no service and listened to it on repeat for like 20 minutes. My algorithm now thinks I love it and plays it for me constantly. Not sure if I’m mad about it?

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Wait, why are non-discrimination measures a bad thing?

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Holy shit you guys, The Monkey is one of the most well done Stephen King movies (so far!) I love em all, but they got the vibe of this one down *perfectly* and it also has a production budget AND literally everyone in it is hot. @stephenking.bsky.social you killed it!! :)

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Out of curiosity, do all these doorways secretly lead to rub-n-tug joints or something? Is that why you’re posting so many?

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

I genuinely love shopping for new jobs and apartments. What Hogwarts house does that place me in?

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

So that Luigi’s trial gets fucked up so bad that he goes free!! (Hopefully….we need a silver lining to his ass)

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

How fucking fun would that be?? Free Luigi!

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Oooooh what kind?? Still actively accepting candidates :p

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Ooh fun, have a great time! What’s the open mic vibe like at Freda? I’ve heard good things but haven’t ever made it there 👀

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Where are you playing?? And when??

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

ISO: a curmudgeonly old grifter who can take a plucky young gal like me under his wing and teach me how to swindle people who deserve it. I promise to never use your wisdom against you like the girls in the movies 🥺

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

It’s fun as hell!! Enjoy 🥰

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

But how was I to know the leopards would also eat MY face 😱

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

I just purchased a bouquet of flowers for my husband for Valentine’s Day, and have been stopped on the street half a dozen times in a matter of minutes to receive compliments on my exquisite taste in floral arrangements. …Is this what male privilege feels like?

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

A message to the universe: I have learned my lesson and will never try to go corporate again. Call me privileged, (because I absolutely am), but the constant longing for death isn’t worth the money.

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

There’s nothing more fun than getting to be an absolute fucking Karen with HR. I don’t even have to feel bad about it, cause they aren’t real people!!

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Oop, Client’s spidey senses started tingling - they’re sensing the breakup in the air and want to push our meeting to next week. Little do they know, making me wait is only making me want to dump them more. We hate an unflushable.

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

I was very bajiggity about needing to fire this client. Then I remembered that they’re my last ‘corporate-y bullshit’ team I’m working with, and that once they’re gone I never have to work on this sort of team again. Now I am excited to fire this client.

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Ugh, I have to break up with a client tomorrow.

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

I swear I’ve seen him lick his own eyeball more than once. Then when I go back to rewatch, it’s not there anymore. Someone def made a quick coverup edit.

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

I hate that for you. One of my clients is tryna do that ‘return to office’ shit and I have to fire them about it. It’s sad that these people value a bottom line over competent employees.

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

It's the best place in the world!! Definitely worth a visit, especially a first one :)

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Okay but the Ariana Grande X Swarovski pieces are actually so cute! Gonna have to find some good dupes for sneaks :)

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

He’s so gorgeous!!! Wow, his colors are amazing!

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

What sort of cults are you in the market for? They don’t tend to brand as such.

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Are the bikes themselves nicer than other stationary bikes?

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

….maybe if you didn’t get a job and just blew through your money?

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Ew. Gals need to be carrying mace and personal alarms these days. I had to chase one away from harassing a bunch of cabbies earlier this week.

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Girl, at least wait until noon, sheesh!

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

There’s lots of great stuff to get into in Soho before/after the museum of ice cream!! Chinatown is probably gonna have cool stuff going on for new years, and that’s very near the museum :)

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

I am a 100% sure driverless vehicles are the horsemen sent to bring forth the AI apocalypse, yet my breath bates for the day some asshole tech billionaire will implant a set of earbuds directly into my brain. Ah, what riddles these women be.

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Ugh just one more meeting today. I have been assured that brunch will be delivered by the time it wraps up. Cross ur fingers!

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

That stinks, sorry bud. How come management is making the workers come back after all this time?

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Ugh, they put in the building and I got so excited about having a five guys there, and it’s been so long now. I wonder if they decided against it after the renovation or something.

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

I have a long day of digital archiving and Law & Order SVU ahead of me. ✨Bong bong✨

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Honestly, that might be the one not-horrible thing this administration does. I can totally see him getting annoyed at daylight savings and just doing away with it on a whim somehow.

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

….That doesn’t even make sense

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Lmao literally name another mass transit line that is as robust as ours and runs 24/7. I’ll wait.

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