iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Happy LockDownniversary to all who celebrate 💖

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Get u a man who figures out how to sync up your snek spreadsheet to your snek calendar 🍑💦 #fatjuicynwet

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Right after Fat Juicy & Wet came out I got stuck on the train with no service and listened to it on repeat for like 20 minutes. My algorithm now thinks I love it and plays it for me constantly. Not sure if I’m mad about it?

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Holy shit you guys, The Monkey is one of the most well done Stephen King movies (so far!) I love em all, but they got the vibe of this one down *perfectly* and it also has a production budget AND literally everyone in it is hot. @stephenking.bsky.social you killed it!! :)

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

I genuinely love shopping for new jobs and apartments. What Hogwarts house does that place me in?

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

ISO: a curmudgeonly old grifter who can take a plucky young gal like me under his wing and teach me how to swindle people who deserve it. I promise to never use your wisdom against you like the girls in the movies 🥺

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

I just purchased a bouquet of flowers for my husband for Valentine’s Day, and have been stopped on the street half a dozen times in a matter of minutes to receive compliments on my exquisite taste in floral arrangements. …Is this what male privilege feels like?

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

A message to the universe: I have learned my lesson and will never try to go corporate again. Call me privileged, (because I absolutely am), but the constant longing for death isn’t worth the money.

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

There’s nothing more fun than getting to be an absolute fucking Karen with HR. I don’t even have to feel bad about it, cause they aren’t real people!!

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Oop, Client’s spidey senses started tingling - they’re sensing the breakup in the air and want to push our meeting to next week. Little do they know, making me wait is only making me want to dump them more. We hate an unflushable.

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

I was very bajiggity about needing to fire this client. Then I remembered that they’re my last ‘corporate-y bullshit’ team I’m working with, and that once they’re gone I never have to work on this sort of team again. Now I am excited to fire this client.

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Ugh, I have to break up with a client tomorrow.

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Okay but the Ariana Grande X Swarovski pieces are actually so cute! Gonna have to find some good dupes for sneaks :)

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

I am a 100% sure driverless vehicles are the horsemen sent to bring forth the AI apocalypse, yet my breath bates for the day some asshole tech billionaire will implant a set of earbuds directly into my brain. Ah, what riddles these women be.

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Ugh just one more meeting today. I have been assured that brunch will be delivered by the time it wraps up. Cross ur fingers!

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

I have a long day of digital archiving and Law & Order SVU ahead of me. ✨Bong bong✨

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Marc of the Vampire @outcastmarc.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

NYC pet owners beware: Kristi “Puppy Executioner” Noem is apparently in town looking for photo ops and/or immigrants she can Tase.

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

500 Days of Summer should be required viewing on your 21st birthday before you’re legally allowed to buy booze.

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Today I learned the difference between a Botox administrator and a Botox artist, and folks, it is staggering. It was like being shot up with poison by Pablo Picasso. I can feel my muscles freezing more beautifully already!

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

I’m gonna be a judge at the Coney Island mermaid parade!! I’m also very open to accepting bribes 😈

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Last night’s sneak was an epic fail :( The party was in a big townhouse on the UES, and you needed to buzz and give your name in order for the door to be unlocked. In the spirit of keeping the dumpster fire rolling, we went to Iggy’s instead for karaoke. Womp.

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

It’s almost sneak time! This evening I’m hitting up an nyc party on the upper east side - Bosley suspects it’ll be an easy one.

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

I hate ‘inside days’. I find all these cute little indoor activities to entertain myself with during the winter, and just end up wandering around outside freezing my butt off anyway cause I can’t stand to be in the house all day. However NYC is exceptionally brick today 🥶

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

I’m legit sadder about losing Gavin DeGraw than losing David Lynch.

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

RIP Gavin Degraw. We lost some truly mediocre mid 2000’s white guy music today🪦💀🥀💔

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Hey NYC homies, you got any fun celebrations coming up on your social calendar? Ticketed ones maybe? A gala? A ball? A reception of some sort, perhaps??

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Henry Fung @henryfung.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Shout out to Victoria's Secret repping the New York City subway, or shading the Business Insider writer who went to 100 cities but refused to take the train. www.instagram.com/p/DEfGJR2t-Yy/

NYC subway map with "IT'S SCARY BECAUSE IT'S NEW TO YOU, NOT BECAUSE IT'S NOT FOR YOU" written on it.

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

First sneak of 2025 was a fucking banger✨

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

I have beaten the bug! And I’m gonna look snatched af for my back to back…sneekend? This weekend I’m sneaking into three events here in Manhattan and I’m gonna look fine as hell doing it 😎

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Mmmm nothing like a cute little tummy bug to drop all that pesky holiday weight. Mothers, lock up your children, ya girl gon be ✨snatched✨ when she pulls her head out the toilet.

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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 08/01/2025

Your periodic reminder that if you need to get out of your house FAST, do not bother trying to stuff your cats into carriers, just scoop them up in pillowcases. (You can drop said squirming rage sacks into carriers for added security if you have time.)

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

There’s a cool, yet super expensive conference happening in NYC this weekend. I wrote to the conference people like a month ago and asked if I could attend for free. They just sent over my registration info today. Do with that info what you will. It’s almost not a sneak anymore!

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Hot take: the people complaining about NYC congestion pricing are the same selfish assholes who bitch about having to pay taxes towards public schools despite not having children.

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Tokyo Sand @dhstokyo.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

At a time when so many powerful people are bending the knee to Donald Trump, it’s incredibly important that we lift up acts of resistance. Yesterday, the celebrated editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit the Washington Post when they killed the cartoon below. This is what courage looks like.

A group of billionaires, including Jeff Bezos, are kneeling and offering money to a huge statue of Donald Trump.

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Folks, I have found my 2025 formal sneak coat and it’s cunty as hell. Happy new year 🥳

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

“Self care”, I whisper to myself as I suck down boba tea for my fourth consecutive 4pm ‘breakfast’.

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

Robot pals I met today- the kitty was a waiter in Chinatown and the golf ball man was a barista in Greenpoint. If this is how AI is coming for us, I hope they get here faster cause they’re fun as hell!! 🤖

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

Protip: literally the easiest way to tell how gay someone is, is to play Somewhere Over The Rainbow staring at the intro, and see how long it takes to recognize the song and start singing along.

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

Happy new year from my happy place 🐻‍❄️🌊

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Happy new year, please enjoy these guys I saw today 💖

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

I’m consistently baffled by lefties who make these sorts of comments. Like, these people have whole slews of truly horrible qualities that we could be making fun of. Why are we going for this crap? It’s not productive and makes us sound like mean girls.

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

In case you needed a reminder that true love is real: I just overheard a married couple having an extremely passionate argument about how to refer to different types of chicken wings. #couplegoals

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Oh fuck, I highly came up with a REALLY good New Year’s resolution last night and can’t remember what it was.

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Guys, there is no rush quite like being thought of as Cool™️ by your snarky 13 year old niece. This feels like a solid indicator that I am living my life correctly.

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Baby’s first trip to a giant Dick’s Sporting Goods today! I was completely overwhelmed by their design tram’s ability to work camo into absolutely anything. Seriously, look at this shit and tell me it wouldn’t be a cunty drag ensemble. Why doesn’t it come in adult sizes?!

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

My gorgeous leather button down skirt that I thrifted for $12 and that looks hot with everything WENT THROUGH THE GOD DAMN WASHING MACHINE!!!! Christmas is cancelled, not only this year, but forever. Thank you for your understanding in this trying time.

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Walking around the city in the days leading up to Christmas is truly magical. Not only is it the one time of year when I let myself pig out on delicious, delicious Cart Charcuterie (hot nuts & cart prezels with mustard pls), but it’s also the season when the tourists are cutest 🥰

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🗑️🐀 @garbagerat.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

I work with a high profile client. Tonight, a friend introduced me to someone and name dropped Client. The New Guy's immediate response was to inform me they'd heard Client was an asshole, and asked if it was true. Totally fine, valid, we love a tea party. 🧵

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