iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Arianna Turturro @garbagedracula.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

How many articles did Tintin actually write?????

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Arianna Turturro @garbagedracula.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Gendo Ikari body pillow where the only thing that changes is he takes off his glove.

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Arianna Turturro @garbagedracula.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

enjoy the dulcet tones of constant construction as heard through your ceiling and walls with SMOOTH HAMMER MOODS

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Arianna Turturro @garbagedracula.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

I love waking up at five o’clock I’ve always loved waking up at five o’clock

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Arianna Turturro @garbagedracula.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

TFW you drop your laptop on your foot while you’re carrying a glass of water and then you spill the water all over your other foot

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 17/06/2025

"what were the 2000s like?" they were just this. nintendo sold a tribal tattoo game console and it came with a winamp skin

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Arianna Turturro @garbagedracula.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

it’s true i am the horse in the new witcher game.

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Arianna Turturro @garbagedracula.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Con-Crab-Ulations — a business where a crab comes to your home/office and congratulates you.

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Arianna Turturro @garbagedracula.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

I am now hearing from reliable sources that Russell may not be in new Mario Kart after all. This is a big blow to Russell fans around the world. 😢

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Arianna Turturro @garbagedracula.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

New Mario Kart game is bringing back forgotten deep lore Mario character Russell.

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Arianna Turturro @garbagedracula.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is gay culture.

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Arianna Turturro @garbagedracula.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

we’ve all heard about Tiny Tim but what about his brother Tony Tim?

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Laura Knetzger @lauraknetzger.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

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Arianna Turturro @garbagedracula.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

PittPals - a story about two long distance friends who grow closer over their shared love of Michael Pitt.

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Arianna Turturro @garbagedracula.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

nobody wants to be krillin anymore, they want to be tony.

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Arianna Turturro @garbagedracula.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

cheerio dust should not be used as eyeshadow…unless you are very, very cool.

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Arianna Turturro @garbagedracula.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

talk to spiders while you dream with this brand new website

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Arianna Turturro @garbagedracula.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

measure the amount of spit you produced in your sleep with this fun and easy to use website

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Arianna Turturro @garbagedracula.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

we dug a hole only to find we were already inside

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Arianna Turturro @garbagedracula.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

a free dremel tooth sanding with every box of life cereal. everyone goes home happy.

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Arianna Turturro @garbagedracula.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

spamton cosmetic surgery is at an all time high in america

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Arianna Turturro @garbagedracula.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

start shipping doctor eggman and nosferatu

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Arianna Turturro @garbagedracula.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

somewhere an anthropomorphic slice of pizza folds one of its own in half and takes a bite

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Arianna Turturro @garbagedracula.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

I tried watching Juror #2 but I was really confused because I didn’t see the first one

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Frank&Stein @brandtandstein.com · 20/12/2024

Welp as promised here’s our cover for the book! BEHOLD

Our cover for the HARLEY QUINN FARTACULAR. Harley is in ringmaster getup, on a podium. She’s farting out the most enormous, noxious cloud that is utterly wrecking all the backing dancers, who are all either collapsing or fleeing

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Arianna Turturro @garbagedracula.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Where does the Joker go for vacation? The Bahahamas.

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Arianna Turturro @garbagedracula.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

REAL FACT: Originally Han Solo was named Jan Bolo and loved bolo ties. But Harrison Ford didn’t like bolo ties so George Lucas changed the character as a favor to his friend.

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Arianna Turturro @garbagedracula.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

“I only drink…water.” -Teetotaling Dracula

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Arianna Turturro @garbagedracula.bsky.social · 08/11/2024

“forget it jake this is wall street 2 greedo never sleeps” -michael douglas, wall street 2 greedo never sleeps

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Arianna Turturro @garbagedracula.bsky.social · 08/11/2024

“sebulba won i think”-michael douglas, wall street

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Arianna Turturro @garbagedracula.bsky.social · 08/11/2024

“greedo is good.” -michael douglas, wall street

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Arianna Turturro @garbagedracula.bsky.social · 17/09/2024

Reuben’s Cube. A sandwich you can solve.

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