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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The person that appeared on Fox with a full latex looking mask so realistic that the give away was it had unpeeled from his neck? So are they replacing people?
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Huh, I thought you only get orange dick from eating Cheeto’s while scrolling BluSky. Or your Putin after your boy flies back to Washington
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can I stick my tongue inside you?
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So if you have asked the question that of course we have all asked ourselves for years. How long does it take to stretch the skin of a dead senator over a lizard person? Apparently 3 months.
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I found my woodland spirit animal
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
When you find that dick that nails the gland on your bladder and then plunges through your deep inner ring every stroke, having the length to give that exquisite travel time! I wonder how long before his vision returned?
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Since their rookie season? No, summer before. The top is good Ilya Rozanov look a like
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Love the video and I’d join in if I walked into this. But my concern is if guys are recording these stealth videos with smart glasses, then they are literally walking flock cameras for police.
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I love hairy holes! Nothing beats flossing while you eat
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Does 9pm Thursday work for you?
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That is a husband!!
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Unfortunately he isn’t able to write the sequel to his book. We’re currently living in the reality adaptation
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My colon is registered to win!
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
How I’d love to be eating that
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The kind of perfect bussy I crave to eat another guys load out off. Then replace the load and eat it again.
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
WWDD What Would Dolly Do. The double d’s are just a coincidence.
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
That is a load I definitely want to eat out of Gadgett’s hole!
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Jordan pulled his pants down, but it was Jordan’s husband that ate Troy’s ass
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Amateur. I make around 4 pots a day and looking for the next size up BUNN carafe
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
So want to kiss him and suck his beard clean after he licks the table
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Get W’s tattooed on your cheeks. Missionary it reads WOW, doggy it reads MOM
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Bet your hole tastes even better
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This is why I love to eat a guys ass while he’s jacking. It feels like his hole is trying to eat your tongue
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
How did you get the cart on the miniature golf course? Nice uncut club!
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The best view is the first two seconds of the video
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My attraction is to masculine & complete non attraction to feminine. First time I saw a video of an FTM that had top surgery & on T long enough to be harry & built like a man, I realized I absolutely don’t care what is between the legs. If he’s masculine, I’m happy to eat ass, pussy, or suck dick.
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
278k dead people still in voter registration books are I guess actually non citizens. A person can not be legally removed from voter registration for being deceased until an immediate family member or family attorney submits a certified copy of the death certificate. No one ever does this.
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
300,000 missing since Jan 2025. They are not recording anything. Citizen and non citizen, legal or not legal are being murdered. They aren’t checking names at all. They are kidnapping non whites and murdering them. One state got a tip and found a ICE warehouse full of zip tied naked children.
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Takes a bit more spit to get one of the black ones in
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
My dream view looking up through the rim seat.
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Wish I was eating you hole and sucking your lips into my mouth and feel your pulsing hole try to rip my tongue off when you cum
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I use to think it was Folgers, but just learned the best way to wake up!
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Can I count them with my tongue as they spill out into my mouth?
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Rudy was stripped of any respect or honorary mayor memory when he got in bed with trump, tried to help him steal the 2020 election, then caught in a to catch a predator sting when he’s taking his clothes off in a hotel room after being told it’s a pre teen girl about to join him.
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
So thick!! I don’t care if I can’t walk after
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
No tubes is wonderful at first, but now I’m faced with 200 unit Omni isn’t enough and I miss the 780G meal detection. It would hold me from 105-120 all day. Omnipod is holding me around 250 with me injecting bolus by syringe.
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I started out on Medtronic780G. I loved the algorithm and it was my lowest A1C. I absolutely hated that old multi piece guardian 4 sensor though. I have Omnipod with Dexcom CGM now. I love the Dexcom, but doesn’t seem to be any algorithm with the Omnipod. I might switch back to try the sensor
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Is anyone else noticing the content creators visiting from other countries & their we love the U.S. videos have a very fascist dictator propaganda vibe to them? The wording is started to sound scripted & they can’t see the ICE ethnic cleansing & russian controlled government?
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
At one time Trump had scammed hotel owners into leasing his name so their hotels would have the illusion of higher class. Now today since the entire world hates him passionately, is there any benefit in bookings with the name of a pedofile, Russian asset, genocide committing racist name on it?
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
He is such evil that it’s entirely possible that a thousand years from now the eye of the pedofile Russian asset racist will still watch from the tower of Washington looking for the 12 year old girl that carries Jeffery’s ring.
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
A preloaded hole is a definite bonus when eating out.
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
So hot!! It’s like sucking the ultimate uncut cock, with so much foreskin to tongue around in and eat out.
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
In the real world it’s often left one is a top and the right one is a bottom
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I’ve made two straight men cum hands free just by eating their ass. One guy kept screaming “Are you serious!” until climax.
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Marry me!
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
That hole looks virgin. Take an hour of eating and fingering just to get in
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Pull back on it whenever you stop or else the tip will just keep oozing out. Ugh, I should really call him
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garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Totally worth all of the butt hairs stuck in his braces
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