garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026So if you have asked the question that of course we have all asked ourselves for years. How long does it take to stretch the skin of a dead senator over a lizard person? Apparently 3 months. 000 0
garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026WWDD What Would Dolly Do. The double d’s are just a coincidence. 000 0
garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Is anyone else noticing the content creators visiting from other countries & their we love the U.S. videos have a very fascist dictator propaganda vibe to them? The wording is started to sound scripted & they can’t see the ICE ethnic cleansing & russian controlled government? 000 0
garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 20/02/2026While you’re online whining about not finding your soulmate, he or she is at the dog shelter waiting for you to rescue the true love of your life. 020 0
garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 18/02/2026My heart really wants to move to Sacramento California. I use a handicapped cycle for exercise and anti-depression. I keep watching these bike trail videos in & around Sacramento. It is getting very dark and dangerous here in the midwest. 020 0
garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Growing up my parents were the constant correctors. Not behavior, I mean they were know it alls. If you told my mother the sky was blue, she would say “well no, actually…” I’m still getting this from relationships. I can’t say anything without immediate your wrong. 000 0
garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Don’t date someone you have nothing in common with. Or in my case, he pretended to have the same interest. I mention a truck I saw and he starts humming a fucking toon like he’s drowning me out. Things I enjoy talking about, I have to remind myself to shut up cause he doesn’t give a shit. 000 0
garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Maybe don’t buy the flesh colored neck pillow 000 0
garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Anyone else like their daddies on the thick side? Just found this for sale, help me paint it to look like a Little Debbie truck, then we’ll go out cruising in it 010 0
garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Joined a facebook group for golf cart restoration. I’ve already blocked half the members for being maga crazy nut jobs. Guess liberals don’t own golf carts, except this one. You can identify them before seeing their profile because they just spew hate for no reason. 000 0
garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 29/10/2025I wish there was a way out. Don’t get involved with a narcissist. Stay in hell, be homeless or take my life? I’m disabled & I don’t know if there is a way out 000 0
garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 19/10/2025I have wanted to move to a different climate, a dryer climate for my health for many years. Now I must move for my mental health. I hate it here. I’ve been thinking about Sacramento because I love bike riding but I haven’t decided yet. 010 0
garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 07/05/2025I want to leave the U.S. so badly. I live in a blue state but unfortunately the county I live in, plus the red state immediately across the county line is so deep in the racist maga cult. The pure evil hate coming from these people. I have never been so far into depression and anxiety. 020 0
garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 25/03/2025If you could make 1 last trip before your die, where would you go in the U.S.? I have already had 1 heart attack. Type 1 diabetic, my blood glucose has become uncontrollable with insulin. Incomplete spinal cord injury both lumbar & cervical. Major nerve damage & atrophy. 50 and never had a vacation 010 0
garagejohnson @garagejohnson.bsky.social · 18/03/2025I’m done. I have so much to do just to get close to a point I can relax. I don’t see myself getting there anymore. Someone today said remember when we were kids and dreamed of… I realized I could not remember anything I had dreamed of as a kid. Life truly does kill the dream. 000 0
