Aria Desires @gankra.bsky.social · 31/08/2026who called it Sleep As A Service and not Yawn By Cron 031
Aria Desires @gankra.bsky.social · 27/08/2026yeah that's always been what my impression of Clean was. although i think it requires flanderizing a language's design and not acknowledging the places where it's intentionally messy and pragmatic. 160
Aria Desires @gankra.bsky.social · 26/08/2026guaranteeing that bad things don't happen: practical, pedantic but tractable guaranteeing that good things do happen: insane, a fucking nightmare 0170
Aria Desires @gankra.bsky.social · 25/08/2026amos who are you shadowboxing that would think being demeaned is supposed to be bad 1100
Aria Desires @gankra.bsky.social · 17/07/2026tbh very enamoured with this terrible plumbing job a contractor did while openly admitting he super fucked up because he was sleep deprived 1231
Aria Desires @gankra.bsky.social · 13/07/2026important update: 💹 is now the pleading emoji for pegging 💹😳💦 my currency is so unstable it needs to be pegged 👉👈 0170
Aria Desires @gankra.bsky.social · 04/06/2026y’all got taught how to build networked services in school?? 140
Aria Desires @gankra.bsky.social · 04/06/2026calling everything in the python ecosystem 0ver if it hasn’t bothered to go to epoch 1 1!0.0.1 is a much more legit stable release than 1.0.0 (aka 0!1.0.0) 080
Aria Desires @gankra.bsky.social · 23/05/2026for details on astrology-but-it’s-blood -types, see en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_t...en.wikipedia.orgBlood type personality theory - Wikipedia 050
Aria Desires @gankra.bsky.social · 23/05/2026the weirdest thing to learn about japan is bloodtypes are a popular astrology-like there. it comes up constantly in anime but it’s so easy to miss because that system has no presence in the west. there’s so many random drops of “such a sagitarius am i right” that don’t even register unless you know. 270
Aria Desires @gankra.bsky.social · 22/05/2026ok everyone my coworkers are sick of saying “pep 723 script” we’re officially making “scroll” happen 0120
Aria Desires @gankra.bsky.social · 22/05/2026your character sucks a dick and realizes they’re gay then you can explain the history of dicks 010
Aria Desires @gankra.bsky.social · 22/05/2026dependabot trying it’s hardest to protect users from not immediately updating their lock so they can get the latest malware day 1 😭 050
Aria Desires @gankra.bsky.social · 22/05/2026“only happens to npm” is just objectively wrong, pypi users are constantly getting hit with the same attacks, the primary issues are common to all ecosystems lockfiles can partially mitigate spread but not really. pms have started deploying “don’t download packages that are too new” configs to help 141
Aria Desires @gankra.bsky.social · 22/05/2026does this really make sense? every language package manager has this same problem, npm is only particularly distinctive for its scale (juiciness) 260
Aria Desires @gankra.bsky.social · 15/05/2026oxide and fasterthanlime our outliers and should not be counted :p the rust ecosystem is overwhelmingly boring projects that just use stable (maybe they have some ci to check nightly for kicks) and has like 300 dependencies “everyone’s on nightly” was a thing the rust team fixed in like 2018 180
Aria Desires @gankra.bsky.social · 15/05/2026“stable and no std” seems weird/contradictory, not sure what you’re seeing 110
Aria Desires @gankra.bsky.social · 15/05/2026thinking about how sad my boss was when the team was like “we can’t just dev against rustc stable, we’re moving to staying 2 stables behind the curve for the sake of distros and the like” he craves the features 150
Aria Desires @gankra.bsky.social · 15/05/2026i do wonder what the actual distribution of users would be for the “stable” and “unstable” branches of a pypi/cratesio probably it would entirely be dictated by defaults (but i’m thinking with an oss hat and not corpy… but oss is probably the actual target) 140
Aria Desires @gankra.bsky.social · 27/03/2026you know rustc is written by lesbians the way its codegen uhauls you at the drop of a hat. girl sees a function call and is like "i guess i'll move in 🥺" 1351
Reposted by Aria DesiresAria Desires @gankra.bsky.social · 17/03/2026function subtyping is easy, just remember you use **contra**ceptives when putting it inside and a **co**pay when taking it out 0284
Aria Desires @gankra.bsky.social · 17/03/2026function subtyping is easy, just remember you use **contra**ceptives when putting it inside and a **co**pay when taking it out 0284
Aria Desires @gankra.bsky.social · 16/03/2026this is a total aside because i agree with the statement in practice but it is extremely funny to see the statement "claustrophic, cramped, hallways" next to screenshots of the biggest hallway in the world. cathedral-ass hallway with room for forklifts to pass eachother. 020
Aria Desires @gankra.bsky.social · 23/02/2026hearing that "good first issue" tagging is becoming useless because it just prompts a bunch of identical ai-generated PRs. makes me wanna burn down a datacenter. fucking. god. what a pointless salting of the earth. 34411
Aria Desires @gankra.bsky.social · 22/02/2026not a lot of people know this but if a restaurant ever serves you sushi that looks like this you should send it back -- it's so old that all the rice has settled to the bottom 0260
Aria Desires @gankra.bsky.social · 22/02/2026everything they serve at the olive garden can be edible panties if you fuck up bad enough 050
Aria Desires @gankra.bsky.social · 19/02/2026the shaders in firefox that implement bouba are extremely "my hands look like this so hers can look like this" 051
Reposted by Aria Desires🌷 @slushiecafe.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Caipirinha dance animation meme!! #furryart #furry #fursona #oc #animation #animationmeme 12629152
Aria Desires @gankra.bsky.social · 17/02/2026oh wow you've gotten really good at animation!! tail go swish, ears go fwip aaa 110
Reposted by Aria Desires【𝐑 𝐔 𝐄 𝐃 𝐄 𝐅 𝐀 𝐔 𝐗】 @ruedefaux.bsky.social · 18/12/2025【 𝕄 𝔸 ℝ 𝕀 ℕ 𝔸 】 "I don't think you're as cute or as smart as he's always saying you are." (●0●) #mischiefmakers #fanart 191213472
Reposted by Aria DesiresMichaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 17/12/2025“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse. 12879043352
Aria Desires @gankra.bsky.social · 16/12/2025you can blame me for any and all IDE integration issues with the ty LSP except for zed, it's haunted over there 1142
Aria Desires @gankra.bsky.social · 16/12/2025so pumped for the ty beta to finally be here, we did so much great work it rules! astral.sh/blog/tyastral.shty: An extremely fast Python type checker and language serverty is an extremely fast Python type checker and language server, written in Rust, and designed as an alternative to mypy, Pyright, and Pylance. 312720
Aria Desires @gankra.bsky.social · 01/12/2025it sounds like y'all invented a problem for yourselves 150
Aria Desires @gankra.bsky.social · 28/11/2025python match statements are beautiful and the implications of pattern matches with python scoping rules are extremely funny 2270
Aria Desires @gankra.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Just remembered this great series of retrospectives on Swift's language design by Jordan Rose belkadan.com/blog/tags/sw...belkadan.com Archive for “Swift regrets” // -dealloc 1130