Reposted by @gandpork.bsky.socialTBSkyen Shorts @shorts.tbskyen.com · 08/09/2026Why does the Zelda remake look like that? | #legendofzelda #tbshorts 14557591944
Reposted by @gandpork.bsky.socialNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 31/08/2026If you complain about the Nintendo Switch 2 price hike we're gonna make it $501 . Big Money for Big Miyamoto. 1425432
gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Somebody tell jon-bart van beek that if he had a Bluesky account I would follow him 010
gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I think Xbox knew if they actually shut down double fine and obsidian they would’ve been beaten with bricks 010
gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 24/02/2026@agramuglia.bsky.social I just watched your Jurassic park horror video and thought I’d be remiss in not telling you about 2011’s “Jurassic park the game”, and the upcoming, unreleased, “Jurassic Park Survival”. Both are horror, and I think you’d particularly enjoy the Troodon scenes in the prior 1121
gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 14/09/2025This is my favorite creature of all time. The friendliest most joyful girlypop until they see a particular kind of bird and they become a slasher movie villain. It’s the most perfectly made creature of all time and I will not hear slander against them 120
gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 05/09/2025After being a “Hollowknight is fine, but not my thing” person all my life, I am now a “I would literally overthrow a utopian society to play more silksong” kind of person. It’s just that good 020
gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Lessons I’ve learned from watching Columbo: Rich people and cheaters are the enemy of mankind 020
Reposted by @gandpork.bsky.socialRogs @stev.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are sending me to DEI school 😔 1173
gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced 030
gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 05/05/2025The one single good thing this administration has done is convince specifically me that I should start building a PC sooner rather than later 010
gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 28/04/2025God fucking hates me cause the week all my major projects are due one of my favorite all time games gets updated 110
gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 26/04/2025My old person trait will be talking about how nerds used to be weird rocks and not just the shell to a gummy 110
gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Do you ever go through somebodies profile and realize there are ways to live so different than your own it’s like a different world? Well i just had that while looking at @cookiekuma.online’s account No offense of course, I think it’s awesome 020
gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 21/04/2025I ate several handfuls of Nerds Gummy Clusters at 9 pm. It is now 12:14. I am starting to give up. 110
gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 14/04/2025I have so much respect for people who were authors before the internet. Every time you search up a small clarification like "Can I use these terms interchangeably" they either had to find a book or find an expert on the subject All this to say, how the hell did Michael Crichton write Jurassic Park? 010
gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 14/04/2025@cheesemouse.bsky.social is single handedly keeping me fed through my adderall because every time I go through their profile it reminds me to eat a cheese stick 120
gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Trump keeps saying that we’re gonna get more manufacturing done here… Okay but with what fucking workforce? Who the hell is going “Ah gee wiz, I just got out of high school and really wanna work a job that I’ve been told my whole life is terrible and pays terrible…” 120
gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 22/03/2025God knows no speed like launching out of bed when you feel blood trickling down your nose 010
gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 20/03/2025I’m at the airport waiting to check my bag and I’m thinking “Wow it’s just like a Disneyland line”. Something is deeply broken in my brain 020
gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Yesterday was women's day, today shall be dedicated March day 010
gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 05/03/2025If we put Obama in a wig could he run again? 010
gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 06/02/2025It’s so clear everybody forgot how genuinely horrible trump was in his first term. Everybody I talked to before the election was just “Oh but Biden old :(“ as if that was any worse than electing a second age of Stalin. Not only do we need to teach history better but also like literally 4 years ago 120
gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 26/01/2025The adhd urge to rot in bed for two hours despite being the hungriest you’ve ever been 030
gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Does anybody know what the hell rich people are buying? 120
gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 22/01/2025I am so proud of myself that when I go to my following page it’s covered top to bottom in trans rights posts I’ve lived in America for all my life, this is not America; this is a twisted hellscape that has been destroyed by our politicians. May it be through greed or incompetency to stop said greed 020
gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 16/01/2025It took them ten years to make a switch 2 and the best they could do was a Lenovo Go? 020
gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 18/12/2024I love getting notifications about people who are definitely not bots following, cause like, I literally have like four posts, tf is there to follow 020
gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Why are trans people literally the funniest people on earth 040
gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I refuse to play balatro because I’m scared of what will happen 020
gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Election Day was crazy cause it left me wondering how bad our education must really be, like did y’all not read animal farm? 020
gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Adderall is great, but theres only so much it can do to stop me from spending all my money on a hobby I discovered today and have already forgotten the name of 020
gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 15/11/2024For season two of squid games they should have all the contestants shoot each other with ink and see who can cover the most ground. I think it would also be funny if they used buckets and paint rollers as well. In the episode after they should play splatoon 030
gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Finally, an app I can scroll through as much as Pinterest 020
gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 15/11/2024I feel like two and a half hours should be three hours instead of two hours and thirty minutes 020