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If Einstein stayed home eating cheese sticks, and watching pixar movies, he’d be a lot like me

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TBSkyen Shorts @shorts.tbskyen.com · 08/09/2026
Why does the Zelda remake look like that? | #legendofzelda #tbshorts
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If you complain about the Nintendo Switch 2 price hike we're gonna make it $501 . Big Money for Big Miyamoto.
Nintendo Switch 2
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gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Somebody tell jon-bart van beek that if he had a Bluesky account I would follow him
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gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Wtf is he doing
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gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I think Xbox knew if they actually shut down double fine and obsidian they would’ve been beaten with bricks
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gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Grok be like: Grok, make me a sandwich
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gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
@agramuglia.bsky.social I just watched your Jurassic park horror video and thought I’d be remiss in not telling you about 2011’s “Jurassic park the game”, and the upcoming, unreleased, “Jurassic Park Survival”. Both are horror, and I think you’d particularly enjoy the Troodon scenes in the prior
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gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Who even was Marshmallow
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gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Oh my god they’re rebooting Overwatch
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gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
This is my favorite creature of all time. The friendliest most joyful girlypop until they see a particular kind of bird and they become a slasher movie villain. It’s the most perfectly made creature of all time and I will not hear slander against them
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gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
After being a “Hollowknight is fine, but not my thing” person all my life, I am now a “I would literally overthrow a utopian society to play more silksong” kind of person. It’s just that good
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gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Lessons I’ve learned from watching Columbo: Rich people and cheaters are the enemy of mankind
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Rogs @stev.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are sending me to DEI school 😔
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gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced
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gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
The one single good thing this administration has done is convince specifically me that I should start building a PC sooner rather than later
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gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
God fucking hates me cause the week all my major projects are due one of my favorite all time games gets updated
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gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
My old person trait will be talking about how nerds used to be weird rocks and not just the shell to a gummy
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gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Do you ever go through somebodies profile and realize there are ways to live so different than your own it’s like a different world? Well i just had that while looking at @cookiekuma.online’s account No offense of course, I think it’s awesome
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gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I ate several handfuls of Nerds Gummy Clusters at 9 pm. It is now 12:14. I am starting to give up.
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gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I have so much respect for people who were authors before the internet. Every time you search up a small clarification like "Can I use these terms interchangeably" they either had to find a book or find an expert on the subject All this to say, how the hell did Michael Crichton write Jurassic Park?
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gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
@cheesemouse.bsky.social is single handedly keeping me fed through my adderall because every time I go through their profile it reminds me to eat a cheese stick
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gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Trump keeps saying that we’re gonna get more manufacturing done here… Okay but with what fucking workforce? Who the hell is going “Ah gee wiz, I just got out of high school and really wanna work a job that I’ve been told my whole life is terrible and pays terrible…”
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gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
God knows no speed like launching out of bed when you feel blood trickling down your nose
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gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I’m at the airport waiting to check my bag and I’m thinking “Wow it’s just like a Disneyland line”. Something is deeply broken in my brain
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gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Yesterday was women's day, today shall be dedicated March day
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gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
If we put Obama in a wig could he run again?
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gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
It’s so clear everybody forgot how genuinely horrible trump was in his first term. Everybody I talked to before the election was just “Oh but Biden old :(“ as if that was any worse than electing a second age of Stalin. Not only do we need to teach history better but also like literally 4 years ago
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gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
The adhd urge to rot in bed for two hours despite being the hungriest you’ve ever been
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gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Does anybody know what the hell rich people are buying?
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gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I am so proud of myself that when I go to my following page it’s covered top to bottom in trans rights posts I’ve lived in America for all my life, this is not America; this is a twisted hellscape that has been destroyed by our politicians. May it be through greed or incompetency to stop said greed
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gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
It took them ten years to make a switch 2 and the best they could do was a Lenovo Go?
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gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I love getting notifications about people who are definitely not bots following, cause like, I literally have like four posts, tf is there to follow
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gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Why are trans people literally the funniest people on earth
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gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I refuse to play balatro because I’m scared of what will happen
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gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Election Day was crazy cause it left me wondering how bad our education must really be, like did y’all not read animal farm?
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gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Adderall is great, but theres only so much it can do to stop me from spending all my money on a hobby I discovered today and have already forgotten the name of
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gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
For season two of squid games they should have all the contestants shoot each other with ink and see who can cover the most ground. I think it would also be funny if they used buckets and paint rollers as well. In the episode after they should play splatoon
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gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Finally, an app I can scroll through as much as Pinterest
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gandpork.bsky.social @gandpork.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I feel like two and a half hours should be three hours instead of two hours and thirty minutes
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