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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 11h

Koori Knockout registration, Gammon style. 🏉 “Indigenous to the Pacific Islands, right?” Box ticked. Welcome to the Knockout. AI-generated fictional satire. #KooriKnockout #NRL #RugbyLeague #Gammon #Satire

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 16h

Samoa has been ordered to explain a disappointing 7-6 loss at the NSW Koori Knockout after Newcastle Yowies went down to Dunghutti RLFC 1 ... indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/10/05/n... #Koori #NRL #satire #Indigenous #Somoa

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

AI-generated satire. The Australian Government is joining mob on the welfare card system after debt hits $1 trillion. Self-determination? Choose your own PIN. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/10/03/b... #jokes #satire #Aboriginal #Indigenous #comedy

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

“We’re not taking Canberra’s independence away. We’re empowering them to make better choices, build resilience and address financial challenges within their own community.” indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/10/03/b... #debt #Australia #satire #Aboriginal #Indigenous

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Indigenous media organisations worldwide have urgently reopened the Terms and Conditions of Journalism after discovering that the phrase hold power to account apparently contains no exemption for powerful Indigenous people. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/10/02/i... #satire #Aboriginal

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Fictional studio Mossad Movie Productions has denied responsibility for a new election-season blockbuster after reality somehow produced a plot rejected by several Blakfulla aunties for being “a bit much, bub”. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/10/02/b... #Israel #satire #gammon #parody #comedy

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Professional institutional bootlickers across regional NSW have entered an emergency period of reflection after discovering the people whose boots they have spent years polishing still reserve the right to kick away the Aboriginal flag. #Gunnedah #satire #Aboriginal #Indigenous #bootlickers

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Queenslanders were promised consequences for actions; apparently presenting at Emergency now counts as the action. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/10/01/c... #Crisafulli #satire #Aboriginal #Indigenous #QLD

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Further interest-rate rises could push house prices down without meaningfully improving affordability, creating what experts describe as Australia’s signature housing product: the bargain you still can’t have. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/29/p... #RBA #housing #Australia #satire

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Australia has been warned there is a 50/50 chance of recession, prompting immediate concern among economists and absolutely no visible change in the facial expression of anyone who has bought groceries recently. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/29/r... #RBA #interest #Australia #housing #satire

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Satire with receipts. Meet the Gammon News logo-only tees, hoodie and hat — plus stickers that call out spin. Browse the collection: indigenousnewsaustralia.com/category/sat... #GammonNews #AustralianSatire

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

With Fremantle 17 points up and 4:18 remaining, Hells Bells blasted through the MCG to announce that the game had entered Wharfie Time. Unfortunately, nobody told Brisbane this was supposed to be intimidating. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/27/f... #AFL #Brisbane #Dockers Wharfie Time

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Diplomats described the breakthrough as potentially revolutionary for governments everywhere. Failed audit? Biggest spreadsheet lie of the century. Procurement scandal? Malicious arithmetic. Independent inquiry? Obviously written by jealous people who hate success. #Netanyahu #Israel #UN #satire

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Mob finally found the one situation where Australian police believe in minding their own business... indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/25/a... #AFP #Australia #police #satire #Aboriginal

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The federal government has announced emergency fuel support for First Nations businesses, offering grants of up to $500 to eligible enterprises that can prove they have already spent $3,400 applying. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/25/i... #fuel #satire #Aboriginal #Indigenous #comedy

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The Commonwealth has established a new Department of Coincidence after Barnaby Joyce demonstrated that politically interesting people can apparently assemble themselves without anybody organising anything. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/24/b... #OneNation #Barnaby #Nazi #satire #Australia

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The agent has reportedly been stabilised after researchers showed it a hospital bill from Texas. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/24/m... #OpenAI #AI #satire #medicare #Australia

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

When accountability is domestic, Washington needs more time. When sovereignty is Australian, apparently it’s urgent. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/23/t... #Trump #satire #Aboriginal #Indigenous #Australia

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Sue Higginson called it a “huge” crowd, proving politicians can still achieve growth without touching the economy. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/23/g... #jokes #satire #Aboriginal #Indigenous #comedy

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

An Australian government spokesperson said affordable families remained a priority and officials were developing “a pathway toward a framework for options”. The pathway is expected shortly after the children finish university. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/23/a... #Australia #satire

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The video opens with Indigenous Australians Minister Malarndirri McCarthy speaking Yanyuwa and highlighting Australia’s ancient culture… Unfortunately, somebody ruined the mood by publishing numbers. Among detained 10-17-year-olds, 60 per cent were First Nations. #UN #UNESCO #satire #Indigenous

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The party stressed there was no relationship, partnership, collaboration, memorandum of understanding, affiliate code or rewards program. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/22/p... #OneNation #KKK #racism #satire #Australia

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

An Aboriginal Uncle who volunteered to personally address Australia’s falling fertility rate has suspended operations after discovering the country has nowhere affordable to put the resulting babies. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/22/n... #housing #population #satire #Aboriginal #Indigenous

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Apparently the problem with Australian education was never too little history - it was history refusing to stay in its allocated box. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/22/j... #jokes #satire #Aboriginal #Indigenous #Australia

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Europe came looking for Australian solidarity and accidentally received the full Australian consultation package. A Blak community policy officer congratulated Europe on reaching this important milestone. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/19/e... #EU #satire #Aboriginal #Indigenous #Australia

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Organisers have cancelled the 2026 Ginger Awareness Week after determining Pauline Hanson and Ed Sheeran had already delivered approximately nine months of unwanted redhead visibility since Monday. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/18/g... #jokes #satire

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The breakthrough follows extensive scientific investigation into whether roofs and walls might have some relationship with the temperature inside a house. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/18/g... #jokes #satire #Aboriginal #Indigenous #comedy

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

“Slash now” has officially been replaced by the more achievable government slogan: “Slash eventually.” indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/18/w... #immigration #satire #housing #TonyBurke #Australia

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Australia has officially demonstrated the power of modern performance measurement by closing the gap on getting Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander children onto preschool enrolment records while the national target... #school #satire #Aboriginal #Indigenous #comedy

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Six new homes on Groote Eylandt have been officially welcomed into service after successfully completing their secondary role as accommodation and beginning their more demanding career holding up an entire $4 billion remote housing narrative. #housing #satire #Aboriginal #Indigenous #Australia

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

An emergency appeal has been launched for property sellers struggling to make hundreds of thousands of dollars instead of quite as many hundreds of thousands of dollars. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/16/e... #housing #investment #satire

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The government rejected suggestions progress had been slow, pointing out there were already numerous reports confirming previous reports had correctly identified the need for another report. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/16/6... #water #satire #Aboriginal #Indigenous #comedy

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

One Nation has stressed it cannot control who supports it, prompting First Nations observers to agree that this was technically true. “You can’t choose who walks into your pub…” said Uncle. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/15/n... #PaulineHanson #OneNation #FarRight #Nazi #SATIRE

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has completed what historians are calling the fastest review of Indigenous civilisation ever conducted, concluding that tens of thousands of years of culture were “primitive” because apparently nobody invented a Hills Hoist early enough. #PaulineHanson #satire

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Officials then learned China does not actually need to capture Fiji, establish a base in Solomon Islands, sign PNG or obtain twelve stamps on a Pacific diplomatic loyalty card before being capable of threatening Australia… #Australia #satire #China #Pacific #Defence

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Politicians Claiming $322 A Night To Sleep In Homes They Own Concerned About Long-Term Housing Assistance One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has expressed surprise that Australians are still relying on social housing... #PaulineHanson #OneNation #satire #Albanese #housing

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The collection began with his framed DOGE Dividend, represented by an empty frame. Beside it hangs his Tariff Dividend, represented by another empty frame. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/11/m... #Trump #satire #Aboriginal #Indigenous #comedy

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has denied any meaningful connection to Marrickville Golf Club, explaining he was merely standing near it for several decades waiting for a mate. “Anyway” said the official, “mate should be here any minute...” #Australia #satire #golf #grants #comedy

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

“If it’s White, it’s right.” One Nation has reportedly streamlined its candidate recruitment process with an innovative new internal slogan. #OneNation #PaulineHanson #Australia #Auspol #satire

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

One Nation has reassured Australians it bears absolutely no resemblance whatsoever to Germany’s AfD, confirming that every political grievance used by the party is lovingly grown, harvested and packaged right here in Australia. #jokes #satire #Aboriginal #Indigenous #comedy

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The 6 September announcement covers 343 homes and includes ceiling and external wall insulation, delivered in partnership with the South Australian Aboriginal Community Controlled Organisation Network. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/09/g... #housing #satire #Aboriginal #Indigenous #Australia

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Australia is watching Germany very closely, in case there is anything to learn about countries that forget. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/09/p... #Germany #election #AfD #satire #comedy

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

10 stories. Seven platforms. Zero repeats. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/05/r... #jokes #satire #Aboriginal #Indigenous #comedy

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Officials have unveiled their toughest response yet to black cladding: increasing the words “ZERO TOLERANCE” from 12-point to 72-point font. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/05/g... #IPP #procurement #Australia #satire #Aboriginal

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Racism itself declined to comment until properly entered into Excel. The breakthrough means racism will soon be available in formats government understands, including trend lines, filters and a button marked “export”. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/04/g... #jokes #satire #Aboriginal

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The sausage rolls remain missing... presumed, delicious. indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/04/a... #NRL #satire #Aboriginal #Indigenous #court

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The General Allotment Act of 1887 placed Indigenous land in federal trust, with the government collecting oil, gas, grazing and timber royalties on behalf of hundreds of thousands of individual account holders. It could not say where the money went. #jokes #satire #Aboriginal #Indigenous #comedy

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

“Are we talking normal friends or KPMG friends?” The employee confirmed he does have white mates...“I just don’t tender with them.” indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/03/k... #KMPG #government #Australia #Aboriginal #satire

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Gammon News @gammonnews.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Apple spent decades developing custom silicon, artificial intelligence, satellite connectivity and a headset that costs roughly one second-hand Corolla. MapQuest countered with: “That’s Lake Ontario.” Game over. 😂 indigenousnewsaustralia.com/2026/09/03/w... #Apple #America #MapQuest #satire

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