The film Shakespeare in Love is always wrong to me because they pay a bit of lip service to the fact William Shakespeare was married but they don't mention he was married to Anne Hathaway and, seriously, do you think he's straying when THIS is what he has at home?
![[Cueball is standing in front of a desk, which a man sits behind. The man is presumably an insurance agent, and is handing Cueball a paper.]
Insurance agent: Here's a page explaining the terms of your new fire insurance policy.
[Zoom in on Cueball as he reads the paper.]
[Cueball starts to ask the insurance agent a question when he hands Cueball yet another paper.]
Cueball: Hey, what if I-
Insurance agent: And here's a page explaining that the "cool hack" you just thought of is called "insurance fraud". We already know about it and it's a crime.
Cueball: Oh. Right. How did-
Insurance agent: I see a lot of programmers here.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ikya57jqz3vougb7bnrqqfaa/bafkreigntaqtkdp2cs4i3wk6s6cxqtbc5bkswz6lqeiw2adqyue4h3hwi4)
