Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 26/03/2026I know all of my posts are about how I'm tiredmaxxing or sleepmogging but thats genuinely the only time I remember this app exists 110
Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 23/03/2026I recently got a sleep apnea machine and I feel like that movie Lucy (2014) where Morgan freeman incorrectly says that humans only use 10% of their brain and then another guy is like "what if we used 100%" and Morgan is like "idfk" but now I know and its fucking crazy. 000
Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Gonna start buying all of those 1 dollar porn games on steam to help fund the lawsuits. 001
Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 19/02/2026no sleep 24 hours at work got me feeling like a wizard wandering in the whimsical woad and the nearest tavern is a fortnites travel as the crow flies. 110
Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Ugghhh... I'm so tired after work. I don't know If I can work on creative stuff tonight... walter white tulpa: Dylan, you have to cook W-...walter... 😳 110
Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 12/12/2025If you love the clone, then you're saying that the personhood and consent of your SO is unimportant. If you don't love the clone, then you are saying that you would betray and abandon your SO based on factors outside of their control, like being a clone, therefore saying love is conditional. 130
Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 12/12/2025forget "would you still love me if I was a worm?" I have a new way to destroy your relationship with your SO. Instead ask them "if there was a perfect cone of me would you love them too?" This question is philosophically trapped at both ends. 110
Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 05/12/2025"so Doc, I'm depressed, I have cronic pain all over my body, I have an addiction to femboy brat asmr, theres a meter long metal pike going through my brain, my wife hates me... what can I do to fix this?" Grumbo pills doctor:"hmmm... I think you need... grumbo pills" 010
Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 03/12/2025I kinda fucking hate the Grinch now. Why is this green dastardly bastard everywhere this year? Hate him. 131
Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 03/11/2025if you aren't giving yourself time before work to potentially take a monstrous and violent shit then you're taking a risk I wouldn't dare. 110
Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 22/08/2025that feeling when ur going though TSA at Chicago Midway Airport and they don't find the deadly concentration of methane gas you have stored in your colon! 😂 000
Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 21/08/2025we should start walking up to people wearing sports jerseys in public and thanking them for their service. 000
Reposted by Gamer Dylan 6MERLE FREAKIN' BIRD !! (hiatus) @merlebirb.bsky.social · 08/08/2025ice cube: i’m going digital, it’s the only way to win son: amazing… nasa lady: watch out for the aliens! it’s like a circus in there! ice cube: the killer code wont work! gah, must be a pibby glitch!! villain: the scariest part? these aliens… they’re characters YOU KNOW. 1103
Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Oh yah and the new character designs are bad but we all agree on that at least. If its not changed its gonna seriously detract from the movie even if its good. 000
Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 18/07/2025If you want Shrek 5 to look like puss in boots 2 you don't know ANYTHING about shrek and you need to sit down. Shreks high detail art style and smooth movements are so important. I dare you to apply the PIB2 art style to a scene of shrek and donkey just walking in the woods. it'll look like shit. 100
Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Deer just stand there and allow themselves to get flattened into jerky by a 16 wheeler meanwhile birds are dodging 15 sedans like a darksouls bossfight for an empty container of mini m&ms. @merlebirb.bsky.social 231
Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 05/07/2025do you think that if the sky turned urple that the animals would be scared or would they just be like "damn guess the sky urple now😐"? 000
Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 26/06/2025when me and my sister got our wii in 2008 we saw that it came with a wii remote jacket and argured about which of us would get to wear it. 010
Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Thought I was gonna pick up bitches at poetry night everyone here just gay! #pridemonth 010
Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 02/06/2025I don't want a fucking burger. Bring out the 5 guys. 010
Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 30/05/2025imagine that someone made you a really good sandwich. Some time passes and then the sandwich man goes "hey! want me to make you a new version of that sandwich?" And you're like yah sure. So they make you the same sandwich but forget like half of the ingredients and make a big doodoo feces on it. 000
Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 26/05/2025if they fuck up my order at jack in the box thats it. thats the final god damn straw. 100
Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 26/05/2025These people don't seem to understand that I'm at work to make money while expending the least amount of energy possible. Unless your extra credit comes with extra insensitive it isn't happening, especially if I don't morally agree with what your asking for. 000
Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Me when I'm an old man, grizzled from years of endless war and bloodshed: Is that what you kids are calling a "Pibby glitch" nowadays? Come here. Let me teach you WHY a Pibby glitch is so scary. (boss music) 131
Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 08/05/2025This morning we were cooked, but after copious consumption of cafinated beverages I am proud to announce that we are so back. Surely nothing BAD will happen to me when it wears off : ) 000
Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Every driver who isn't me is fully willing to T-bone someone, killing themselves instantly, before even considering slowing down to less than 20 mph over the speed limit for even a second. 000
Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 07/05/2025"modders update faster than mojang" MFs when mods are stuck on 1.20.1 because of a slightly faster release schedule. 000
Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Yoda be like: FUCKED WE ARE! BECOME A BUM ON A SWAMP PLANET I MUST! 000
Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Once again I have created two fictional lesbian women and forced them to fight over ideological differences. I've also assigned them each a song from a Sonic game that describes their personality. Please don't ask me about them it would be spoilers for my ttrpg game and my players follow me here. 180
Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 30/01/2025PvP JO sesh was crazy tonight. Who else is watching? 🍿 000
Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 28/01/2025a NSO option would be available, but it would be a rotating lineup to keep it fresh. Mario and zelda would always be available but stuff like starfox 2 and Metroid fusion might only be available for a month before getting rotated out. Progress would be saved so if you buy it you have your save file. 000
Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Compared to the switch and DS, yah any console would look bad. The switch is the second best selling console of all time. Ive thought far too much about this idea, and I can go into my plans for pricing if you really want. 5-15 was just kind of a general range. The lowest price games would be 1.99. 100
Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Idk what your talking about the 3DS was a massive success. are you telling me that if they released a system that can download and play every Nintendo game from the NES to the Wii for like 5-15 bucks a pop you wouldn't buy it? 110
Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Why is For Honor still getting updates? They dropped another new character that you have to pay 20 dollars for and she looks op as shit as per usual. Can an indie dev please take the combat system of For Honor and make a good game please? 000
Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 27/01/2025If I want a town builder, there are so many better games than Horizons. What I want from an AC game is friendship with my animal buddies. NH is a regression from NL in this regard. Horizons isn't a bad game, it just didn't deliver what I wanted. 000
Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 27/01/2025I agree with you on paper, but even if your intentions are noble there are people who are just gonna download the game and never pay for it. This is all just my personal feelings on the matter, and theres no one perfect answer to this issue. Its definitely worth considering though. 100
Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 27/01/2025I get being too broke to buy games. I am currently in that situation. But inde devs also have to eat. I'd much rather wait until my situation improves or pirate a game that wont be missed than perpetuate the theft of self funded art. 100
Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 27/01/2025You could also just watch a YouTube video. Also theres a ton of great indie games for cheap or even free. Play those first instead of immediately going to art theft. 100
Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 27/01/2025if a console can't run modern games then all of the games need to be made in house or by 3rd party developers, most of which are now owned by megacorps who keep them on a leash. They should just turn the virtual console from the wii into a standalone product and sell it along side the switch 2. 190
Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 27/01/2025I mean... don't pirate from small indie devs though. At that point you might as well be taking money out of their wallet. AAA stuff? go ahead. Solo developer trying to make some money off a passion project? Pay the man. 140
Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 22/01/2025They say natural light is good for you but what if the light gets in your eyes and its oogh ouchie ouch my fuckung eyes ow ow ow fuck bastard sun kill him. 010
Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 22/01/2025@merlebirb.bsky.social how would our relationship change if I had a condition where my cock is so big that every time I get a boner I pass out from loss of bloodflow and fall over like Chuck from better call saul? So like I see a hot lady and I noticeably get a comedicialy large boner and fall over? 220
Reposted by Gamer Dylan 6MERLE FREAKIN' BIRD !! (hiatus) @merlebirb.bsky.social · 15/01/2025can you even fathom it? holiday gift for anonymous #illustration #avian 64018
