iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

I know all of my posts are about how I'm tiredmaxxing or sleepmogging but thats genuinely the only time I remember this app exists

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Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

I recently got a sleep apnea machine and I feel like that movie Lucy (2014) where Morgan freeman incorrectly says that humans only use 10% of their brain and then another guy is like "what if we used 100%" and Morgan is like "idfk" but now I know and its fucking crazy.

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Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Gonna start buying all of those 1 dollar porn games on steam to help fund the lawsuits.

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Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

no sleep 24 hours at work got me feeling like a wizard wandering in the whimsical woad and the nearest tavern is a fortnites travel as the crow flies.

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Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Ugghhh... I'm so tired after work. I don't know If I can work on creative stuff tonight... walter white tulpa: Dylan, you have to cook W-...walter... 😳

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Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

forget "would you still love me if I was a worm?" I have a new way to destroy your relationship with your SO. Instead ask them "if there was a perfect cone of me would you love them too?" This question is philosophically trapped at both ends.

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Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

"so Doc, I'm depressed, I have cronic pain all over my body, I have an addiction to femboy brat asmr, theres a meter long metal pike going through my brain, my wife hates me... what can I do to fix this?" Grumbo pills doctor:"hmmm... I think you need... grumbo pills"

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Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

I kinda fucking hate the Grinch now. Why is this green dastardly bastard everywhere this year? Hate him.

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Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

if you aren't giving yourself time before work to potentially take a monstrous and violent shit then you're taking a risk I wouldn't dare.

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Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

that feeling when ur going though TSA at Chicago Midway Airport and they don't find the deadly concentration of methane gas you have stored in your colon! 😂

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Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

we should start walking up to people wearing sports jerseys in public and thanking them for their service.

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MERLE FREAKIN' BIRD !! (hiatus) @merlebirb.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

ice cube: i’m going digital, it’s the only way to win son: amazing… nasa lady: watch out for the aliens! it’s like a circus in there! ice cube: the killer code wont work! gah, must be a pibby glitch!! villain: the scariest part? these aliens… they’re characters YOU KNOW.

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Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

If you want Shrek 5 to look like puss in boots 2 you don't know ANYTHING about shrek and you need to sit down. Shreks high detail art style and smooth movements are so important. I dare you to apply the PIB2 art style to a scene of shrek and donkey just walking in the woods. it'll look like shit.

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Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Furries are the backbone of society.

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Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

Deer just stand there and allow themselves to get flattened into jerky by a 16 wheeler meanwhile birds are dodging 15 sedans like a darksouls bossfight for an empty container of mini m&ms. @merlebirb.bsky.social

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Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

do you think that if the sky turned urple that the animals would be scared or would they just be like "damn guess the sky urple now😐"?

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Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

when me and my sister got our wii in 2008 we saw that it came with a wii remote jacket and argured about which of us would get to wear it.

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Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Thought I was gonna pick up bitches at poetry night everyone here just gay! #pridemonth

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Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

I don't want a fucking burger. Bring out the 5 guys.

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Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

imagine that someone made you a really good sandwich. Some time passes and then the sandwich man goes "hey! want me to make you a new version of that sandwich?" And you're like yah sure. So they make you the same sandwich but forget like half of the ingredients and make a big doodoo feces on it.

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Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

if they fuck up my order at jack in the box thats it. thats the final god damn straw.

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Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

These people don't seem to understand that I'm at work to make money while expending the least amount of energy possible. Unless your extra credit comes with extra insensitive it isn't happening, especially if I don't morally agree with what your asking for.

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Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

Me when I'm an old man, grizzled from years of endless war and bloodshed: Is that what you kids are calling a "Pibby glitch" nowadays? Come here. Let me teach you WHY a Pibby glitch is so scary. (boss music)

Its scary because its characters you know

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Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

This morning we were cooked, but after copious consumption of cafinated beverages I am proud to announce that we are so back. Surely nothing BAD will happen to me when it wears off : )

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Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Every driver who isn't me is fully willing to T-bone someone, killing themselves instantly, before even considering slowing down to less than 20 mph over the speed limit for even a second.

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Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

"modders update faster than mojang" MFs when mods are stuck on 1.20.1 because of a slightly faster release schedule.

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Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Yoda be like: FUCKED WE ARE! BECOME A BUM ON A SWAMP PLANET I MUST!

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Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Once again I have created two fictional lesbian women and forced them to fight over ideological differences. I've also assigned them each a song from a Sonic game that describes their personality. Please don't ask me about them it would be spoilers for my ttrpg game and my players follow me here.

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Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

PvP JO sesh was crazy tonight. Who else is watching? 🍿

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Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Why is For Honor still getting updates? They dropped another new character that you have to pay 20 dollars for and she looks op as shit as per usual. Can an indie dev please take the combat system of For Honor and make a good game please?

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Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

They say natural light is good for you but what if the light gets in your eyes and its oogh ouchie ouch my fuckung eyes ow ow ow fuck bastard sun kill him.

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Gamer Dylan 6 @gamerdylan6.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

@merlebirb.bsky.social how would our relationship change if I had a condition where my cock is so big that every time I get a boner I pass out from loss of bloodflow and fall over like Chuck from better call saul? So like I see a hot lady and I noticeably get a comedicialy large boner and fall over?

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MERLE FREAKIN' BIRD !! (hiatus) @merlebirb.bsky.social · 15/01/2025