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G A Lenker

@galenker.bsky.social
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Old person. Formerly produced kids' edutainment CD-ROM software. I hear there's another Next Big Thing going around.

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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 2h
You were one of the best White House Press Secretaries of all time. I always said so, and even though it has become necessary for you and the White House to part ways, I'm sure you will always have the deepest respect our President is capable of. If you need anything...well...you won't, so goodbye.
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zoophagous.bsky.social @zoophagous.bsky.social · 5h
Doesn't matter who is technically responsible. Starlink can't be trusted with work loads that are important. That's what this episode proved. Hopefully every responsible government, organization acts appropriately.
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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 8h
Showrunner probably now shopping for an AI that will back up their work reliably. Because no human has ever been shown capable of that task.
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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 18h
She's an -een for -ing speaker. If you immediately know who I'm talking about, do you find it distracting? Annoying? Endearing? Anything? Or do you just wish she'd shut up regardless of it?
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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Photo perfectly catches the expression of a man who thinks he has everyone fooled.
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Jane Rosenzweig @janerosenzweig.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My doctor asked me if I minded his use of AI to summarize summary my appt yesterday, so first I told him why I mind and then I consented because I wanted to see the summary it generated. It listed a medication I don't take and have never taken on my list of current meds, so here we are.
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John Bowman @johnbowman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
A @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social contestant pointed to a knuckle on his pinky to show where he lived in Alaska, which is how I learned about the Alaska hand map. #Jeopardy
A map of Alaska with a hand superimposed like an upside down finger gun, with the thumb as the Alaska panhandle and the pointer finger as the archipelago.
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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Sure. Pull out your phone to scan a code to read endnotes and next thing you know you've lost three hours playing Kingshot.
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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I suspect most of those 78% don't know Egypt is in Africa.
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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Wondering why so many playful, submissive 18-year-old women who just created their accounts 36 seconds ago have suddenly decided to follow me, of all people. I know they're just devastated when I block them.
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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Why does SFUSD still have underfunded areas?
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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
'Anthropic said Monday that small AI models are "months away" from developing the capabilities needed to replicate themselves across internet-connected devices in the home,' Trying to crash the market for "smart" light bulbs and refrigerators? What do they want US to do about their rogue product?
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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I suppose you're one of those people who salt their oatmeal, too. Not judging (she said from the bench).
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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Is the "defrauding an innkeeper" law still on the books?
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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Gamer: "God, I hate this game!" Non-gamer: "So why are you still playing it?" Gamer: (rolls eyes)
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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Precisely. There are good reasons to oppose the poorly thought-out Prop 40. But we mustn't slam the door against some potential future law that would do a better job of preventing and rectifying immense economic disparity.
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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The quote to remember him by on the 10th-grade history exam.
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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I've said a lot of negative things about GenAI, but I could actually see a limited use for it as a practice tool for learning the bones of clearer communication. The BASIC programming language was useful for this up to a point, but a natural language engine would be better.
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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Did he use one of those free slot-machine-like random character, plot, and title generator websites from the 90s, or did he pay an LLM to pull the handle for him?
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Lisounours @lise-l.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ils étaient mi-cerf mi-escargot, et re mi-cerf derrière
Image de deux cerfs allongés devant des rouleaux de foin
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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How did he know about my dreams?
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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If he's going to task the United States Department of Random Aggression to vaporize anyone who still uses the term Artificial Intelligence, I wouldn't mind calling it Computer-Simulated Intelligence (CSI). It's more accurate anyway.
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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When you're meeting the Queen And you don't make a scene, That's a more.
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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Drone strikes to follow. Gotta defend Free Speech with every available weapon.
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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well, then, I'm sure he wouldn't mind if everyone lovingly refers to his wonderful new company as Bogsucker. Every time.
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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Entire thread is worth reading. A sample:
Part of a Bluesky thread about AI-plagiarized books on Amazon:

Ultraviolet Catastrophe @southernviolet.northsky.social · 1h
Betcha anything the fake books push a white supremacist version of Norse history

Martin Greenaway @mgreenaw.bsky.social · 15m
"He" had apparently produced five full books on Vikings in a two week period in September.

Dr. Nick Posegay @nposegay.northsky.social · 7m
Tenure Committee: "meh"
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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And nobody there is objecting to the idea. Seems like the most acceptable solution all around.
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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I really thought by now someone would have commented on the julienned beers in the Alt-text. Some keys have no business sitting so close together.
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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Two Amazon delivery vans parked in front of my house, back-to-back. Worker in the one on the left is chucking packages into the one on the right. Somebody's not having the best day ever.
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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Since there is no such thing as a "pure" race, white or otherwise, and the criteria for who gets to be called white keep changing, I modestly propose that we adopt the term "white-passing nationalism" for the bill of goods Markwayne and his ilk are trying to sell.
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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh, come on! It doesn't take six weeks to thaw a tur— Wait. Never mind.
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ELON MUSK: [speaking into watch] what should i say to mark zuckerberg WATCH: hello mark zuckerberg ELON MUSK: no no I’M not mark zuckerberg, i’m elon MARK ZUCKERBERG: [to watch] hello
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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on BlueSky:
Woman desperately pleading for an invite from a reluctant benefactor.
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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why doesn't he understand? Hasn't anyone at Fox explained to him that their network is "fair and balanced" and doesn't take anyone's side?
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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Probably thinks Yersinia Pestis is somebody he used to date before he met Melania.
A post on X from username Acyn. The following text appears above a photo of Donald Trump taking a question from the press.

Q: Are you concerned about the outbreak in Russia?

Trump: I am. The pneumonia plague, if you call it. That's a disease we used to be able control. But somehow those microbes have gotten stronger and smarter. They're like an army. The germs have really become relatively stronger than they were, and things that used to work on pneumonia don't work as well anymore
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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Everybody does it; it's no big deal" must come to mean prosecuting and jailing the perpetrators, not excusing them.
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It is fucking absurd how much y’all want boys to have an unobstructed successful future and treat girls like fucking cannon fodder every last high school girl out there is more valuable to the world than a boy or man who has committed sexual assault
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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Domestic terrorism
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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sullied by the case that was brought against him, not by his own execrable behavior! Double shot of "poor guy; he's been put through so much."
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Rep. Jared Huffman @realjaredhuffman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wonder if Hegseth's new Office of Christian Nationalism can do something about the backlog of requests for my NYT Bestselling book at the Department of Defense Library?
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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tell your senators to vote for year-round Daily Epstein Time.
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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
From pictures I've seen, I suspect that some of the people who complain of not being able to breathe through a mask are wearing the thing too low on the nose. It needs to rest high up, on the cartilage. When it rests on the soft part it can narrow the air passages and make breathing difficult.
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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As an alternative to full damnatio memoriae I might be willing to consider leaving a huge gaping hole in the ground as a reminder of everything this president accomplished. On second thought, nah. He doesn't deserve that much attention.
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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This would be even funnier if the tunnel was a trompe l'oeil painting on a concrete wall.
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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm not, but no worries. What I should do, according to the letter, is "find and open a high-quality, low-cost IRA at TrumpIRA.gov." Well. I don't always do what I should. This will have to be one of those times. Election year, you say?
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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
USPS Informed Delivery showed that I had a letter coming from the IRS. PANIC! Had I made a mistake on my return or worse, had I run afoul of some kind of profiling? No. The letter (IRS Notice CP321J) offered to pay me up to $1000 per year if I'm making contributions to an IRA.
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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What's with all these folks lately trying to get the Pope to reject Catholicism? Didn't they imagine it would be an uphill battle?
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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not to mention producing derivative works without permission.
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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just wait. He'll come back in a year or two, raging at you for having misled him. He was too trusting, but now he knows the truth. Because, as anybody with a smidge of sense could have figured out, it's an acronym for "How's Everybody? Let's Link Ourselves." [Note: It's *never* an acronym.]
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G A Lenker @galenker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
But you could use it as a plant stand as long as you don't water the plants.
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