Reposted by jadeKayin @kayin.moe · 08/10/2026It's like if someone hacked pluralkit and RPS reported it as "DISCORD DATA BREACH, 3 MILLION ALTERS LEAKED" 26310
jade @galaxii.nexus · 23hi am so endlessly baffled by people who make really cool stuff by hand and then throw their hands up when it comes to the frontend and just vibecode it. bro the ui looks like ass i dont want to touch that 000
jade @galaxii.nexus · 07/10/2026youtu.be/-mOq348j9noyoutu.beStrawberry Hospital 『Songbird』(Official Video)YouTube video by Strawberry Hospital 100
jade @galaxii.nexus · 07/10/2026if i was a sample pack containing generic electronic vocals i would be saying things like "three two one drop" and "everybody put your hands up" and "are you ready for this" 010
jade @galaxii.nexus · 07/10/2026"bro you have crazy aura" i say as i make my friend dress up in an extremely skimpy outfit 000
jade @galaxii.nexus · 06/10/2026some of you motherfuckers are so fucking stupid. like genuinely what is going on up there 000
jade @galaxii.nexus · 06/10/2026SFxT is genuinely one of the most baffling games i've ever played. just not good 000
jade @galaxii.nexus · 05/10/2026ai is kind of like reverse monkey typewriter hypothetical. with infinite works of shakespeare and infinite time we hope to one day generate a single monkey 010
jade @galaxii.nexus · 05/10/2026such a fascinatingly large group of people who seem to think that being 16 or 17 is a fine cutoff to start being weirdly horny online. No. It's not. 000
jade @galaxii.nexus · 05/10/2026if the prodigy talked about an arcade game: change my diff up switch my DIP up 071
jade @galaxii.nexus · 05/10/2026my friends have been freaking out for like 15 minutes because chromium is displaying an image with incorrect colors but only for some of us. shoutout colorspace bullshit 000
jade @galaxii.nexus · 04/10/2026got ratelimited from archive.org cause someone posted a link in a discord and it kept trying to load a picture for the embed. sick app bro 000
jade @galaxii.nexus · 04/10/2026if you fired an infinitely dense infinitely barreled shotgun at hilbert's hotel would you hit all of the guests 000
Reposted by jadeNeopet, Rhode Island @phoeberobo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026you do not "gotta hand it to" the fucking pope 21610
jade @galaxii.nexus · 03/10/2026Things to say to a fighting game player: - Sell me this neutral. - Wanna play Street Fighter 1? - When will you switch to your real main? - That overhead was reactable - Stop jumping in 020
Reposted by jadevic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026these are the 7 ninjas that wear similar clothes but you dont often see rain and ermac in any games like mortal kombat 7 47220
Reposted by jadeRandall @revuestarlight.net · 29/09/2026i dont believe people on bluesky when they say they hate random encounters because the national pastime of your average bluesky poster is posting the most unfunny shit possible on random people's posts 7637178
jade @galaxii.nexus · 02/10/2026[girl who ate a bunch of junk food] my stomach hurts and i just dont know why 000
jade @galaxii.nexus · 02/10/2026new willy crooks this shit is the best day of the year yall gotta be tapped in www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBTs...youtube.comwilliam crooks - Uncleared samples in C sharp (live)YouTube video by william crooks 000
jade @galaxii.nexus · 01/10/2026does anyone know if theres a "Business Causal" style of clothing that will cause me to instantly be employed and receiving a paycheck. would be nice 000
jade @galaxii.nexus · 01/10/2026not to hate on rukkus too hard i still do enjoy some of these songs and i think they influenced my taste in music a lot but this specific remix is so fucking funny 020
jade @galaxii.nexus · 01/10/2026listening to some old music from My Childhood and got to the "this is when i was big into geometry dash" part of it. almost threw up laughing at this song because of the extremely fast flo rida bars being completely obliterated by the loud ass wubstep basses youtu.be/6WQEK48Ywdkyoutu.beFlo Rida - I Cry (NIGHTkilla Dubstep Remix)YouTube video by NKmusicOfficial 240
jade @galaxii.nexus · 01/10/2026endlessly frustrating website. no amount of extensions can make this site tolerable to use which sucks so bad because there's also not a single good alternative. i will laugh in your face if you tell me you stream on youtube. sorry 000
jade @galaxii.nexus · 01/10/2026like i *guess* i could have like 7 tabs open and check all of them except you can't really do that either because twitch doesn't auto-update the list of streams so you have to manually refresh each one which is slower than switching categories because you reload the whole site. 100
jade @galaxii.nexus · 01/10/2026twitch makes it impossible to keep up with game categories i care about in any easy meaningful way it really pisses me off. i follow like a dozen categories and i have to scroll to the bottom of the page, click the show more button, and some of them are still not there!!!!! 100
jade @galaxii.nexus · 01/10/2026going for a walk at 7am while its rainy and still dark out Yessss 120
jade @galaxii.nexus · 01/10/2026for the span of like a year and a half my profile pictures were kasumi from persona 5 royal and alice from lain. i can only imagine this reflected well on me as a person 020
jade @galaxii.nexus · 01/10/2026it's important as a girl to have one character you deeply associate with and when other people learn about it for the first time their first instinct is to file you away as "Problems Girl" in their mind 120
jade @galaxii.nexus · 01/10/2026Skrillex was right when he said "I want to kill everybody in the world." 010
Reposted by jadeaqua a @aquaflower.bsky.social · 30/09/2026warning you get sleepy if stay up late 17654201
jade @galaxii.nexus · 01/10/2026Twitch has given me a notification that they "think i'll love" this streamer who does nothing but play marvel rivals, a game i have never shown interest in. this is because the twitch algorithms are completely nonexistent 000
jade @galaxii.nexus · 30/09/2026I also love how this puts me in a state of being unable to enjoy literally anything I do for at least one entire day because all I do is pace back and forth in my own mind going "did I really have to do this." It's so cool and grand and fucking fantastic. I'm so happy and normal right now. 000
jade @galaxii.nexus · 30/09/2026It's so awesome that once every couple months I get to have a day where something goes wrong and I feel like I'm the only one who can do anything about it. I love that. 100
jade @galaxii.nexus · 29/09/2026the nine most terrifying words in the english language are "i ate too much and now my stomach hurts" 010