jade @galaxii.nexus · 16hthe nine most terrifying words in the english language are "i ate too much and now my stomach hurts" 010
jade @galaxii.nexus · 28/09/2026another day has gone by where i have thought "someone really needs to make a fightcade successor already" Please. Anyone at all. If you can still hear my voice, it's not too late 110
Reposted by jadeClassics Of Flash @classicsofflash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Classics Of Flash 50 39933
Reposted by jadeblawnk @blawnk.com · 27/09/2026this is how i find out Super Monkey Ball 2's keyboard has no lowercase w???? just a second t?? 341241423
jade @galaxii.nexus · 27/09/2026stack pointer was my nickname in high school cause i was easily manipulated and on top 020
jade @galaxii.nexus · 27/09/2026going to the infinite money wiki and the main page just says "Klarna" 000
jade @galaxii.nexus · 27/09/2026twitch without an adblocker in 2026 is up there with getting lobotomized as things i don't like 210
Reposted by jadeNyako @nyako.gay · 26/09/2026yknow maybe it comes from a place of thinking that More In-depth Mechanic = Better. which is not the case and you can't just assume more complex thing is always better 021
Reposted by jadeNyako @nyako.gay · 26/09/2026i'm noticing that most "better <x>" mods or whatever tend to misunderstand or completely ignore the design philosophy behind the original work 121
Reposted by jadeNotNite @notnite.com · 24/09/2026somewhat impressive number of people on my timeline who think the discord age verification+fanduel ad rollouts are part of some grand scheme and not just two separate poorly thought out projects that were being executed in parallel like a normal silicon valley tech company would do 68814
jade @galaxii.nexus · 26/09/2026my headache medicine says 67 on it haha thats funny. i dont get it 000
jade @galaxii.nexus · 26/09/2026worst part of decision paralysis is standing in the kitchen going "i wanna cook something so im not hungry" for like genuinely an hour 000
jade @galaxii.nexus · 26/09/2026i love waking up at 11pm and having a horrible backwards sleep schedule it's so awesome 000
jade @galaxii.nexus · 25/09/2026has anyone noticed how fucking abysmal the swipe detection to reveal the sidebar is on the bsky app. am i swiping improperly or is it really just thet bad 000
jade @galaxii.nexus · 25/09/2026the urge to get into competitive tf2 is coming back to me but like. my issue is like 20% "im Bad at the game" (thats Fine ill just play newcomer and lose every game and have fun) and 80% "i dont have Any Friends who would be interested in comp to play with" 100
jade @galaxii.nexus · 24/09/2026decided to install aimlabs today to try it (since i wanna improve at shooters) and started freaking out cause i changed my settings and played One playlist and got 17 achievements. why the fuck does an aim trainer have achievements. this is like giving a measuring cup achievements. you are a TOOL 120
jade @galaxii.nexus · 24/09/2026thinking about the experience i had a while ago when i was playing a fighting game in a discord and a guy got mad at how i played and asked if it was okay to call me a slur before he said it. he most definitely could not reclaim any slur, so part of me is curious to know what he would have said. 110
Reposted by jadeJune (^・ω・^ ) @juneibyou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026one of the funniest recurring things online is when some teenager picks some game they really hate (sometimes for valid reasons sometimes not, also pretty often one they used to like) and makes their entire thing for a few years doing this over itstatic.klipy.comInsane Mental Asylum TikTok MemeALT: Insane Mental Asylum TikTok Meme 1151
jade @galaxii.nexus · 24/09/2026i love that TTC call them "Tetriminos" like yeah we used a word that sounds worse because we're a bunch of stupid fucking morons. it just doesn't roll off the tongue like "tetromino". i know its for stupid copyright reasons but its so funny to me 001
jade @galaxii.nexus · 23/09/2026if i see you even make a pictochat joke in light of the discord changes i am making fun of you for the rest of my life. thems the rules 130
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jade @galaxii.nexus · 23/09/2026tf2 sniper mains queue up for 8 hours of dustbowl so they can sit in spawn rooms and pretend to play an aim trainer instead of a video game 120
jade @galaxii.nexus · 23/09/2026i wish the bsky reply lock system extended to quotes properly. sometimes i think "qrt is only available if i think youre a respectable person" is like a valuable stance to have. youre only allowed to disagree with me if youre a baseline reasonable person 000
Reposted by jadeHäschen Schwartz🐰👑VILLAINOUS VTUBER @schwartzsama.bsky.social · 23/09/2026One funny thing I've realized over time is that taking a break from a game you're trying to learn actually does help. I've found it's the case for fighting games and tonight was the first time I've grinded DoDonPachi in a few days and it's the best I've done. This image is just unironically true. 91818492
jade @galaxii.nexus · 22/09/2026learning about tfqueue being "no restrictions 6s thats not super serious" and immediately going "dude fuck yes" because im in the small group of people who thinks comp tf2 sounds way more fun than casual even though i have like 200 hours 000
jade @galaxii.nexus · 22/09/2026i cannot fathom why my mom is so obsessed with watching bodycam police slop videos. not like ai generated shit at least but like. what is the larger appeal here 000
Reposted by jademelody web assistant🩷 @melodywebassistant.neocities.org · 21/09/2026(did you know gaming voice) Did you know? Mario and luigi are brothers and wario is their cousin and waluigi's not related to any of them. 3298
jade @galaxii.nexus · 21/09/2026(inhuman noise) good morning. yes i know it is 6pm eastern standard time. dont be fucking mean to me 000
jade @galaxii.nexus · 21/09/2026tried to change handle on my alt and i can query for the dns record and get it back across multiple of the servers i have but bsky wont recognize it #ShoutoutDNSPropagation #ItsBeenOneHour 000