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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 7h
For context she was acting weird so she had to go to the vet Most likely case is some form of infection on one of her lil paws that she got medicine for (she also got her nails trimmed and was VERY brave)
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 16h
She's very brave, please clap for her
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
why the fuck does one particular attack attack song sound like a 2010s geometry dash backing track like listening to it i can see someone panicking over the flashing lights and extreme micro-wave tracks
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Consider the following, tiff: you could put rhinestones on the scabbard in the colors of the trans flag 💙💗🤍💗💙
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
why cant queer people just admit they have a crush on someone /silly
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think if you as a social media platform have a hard limit on how many people you're allowed to block that you automatically suck based on that (Stares at reddit)
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
... the vampire lady in dressmaker has 2 of her nails filed.
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
imagine being so much of a fucking sensitive prick that a vaguely woman-shaped entity giving you a thumbs down over you driving a cybertruck prompts you to flip them off over it anyway cybertrucks are shameful wastes of metal that brick themselves in carwashes if you dont go into "carwash mode"
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
me: yeah sure i can probably figure out a dress for a character that canonically doesnt really like wearing dresses anymore also me: (adds about 2 meters of black lace and silver chains to it)
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i've got nothin' boss, i havent been on twitter in any meaningful capacity in 2 years
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
prudence i dont think i needed help for that
screengrab from the game Dressmaker

Prudence: "Beware that lady, Dressmaker. She is liable to put queer ideas in your head."

yes, that is a whole dead bird on her hat.
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
currently giggling to myself over making the most diabolically stupid dress to wear to a funeral
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sprays you with water
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
IM ONCE AGAIN PETITIONING MY CAMPAIGN FOR PRESIDENT, FIRST DECREE NO CHRISTMAS SHIT IN STORES BEFORE DECEMBER FOR FUCKS SAKE
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Spooky Month Dance with Skid and Pump
ALT: Spooky Month Dance with Skid and Pump
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
got 2 more jabs today feeling like i need to learn about something to hyperfixate on
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I feel like congradulatits was kinda right there /silly
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
HELL YEAH SISTER
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
stacks about 12 hot dogs on the servers of bluesky
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This certainly is? An advertisement??
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
so according to tumblr's own auto-filtration system on their website this is the bisonorus that has the most sex appeal given that THIS is the thing that tripped its sensors NOT THE MONSTER THAT HAS REALLY WIDE HIPS AND LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN but this thing. fucking. whatever
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HEY CHAT. I GOT MY FIRST "MATURE CONTENT LABEL" ON TUMBLR. OVER WHAT? GODDAMN BISONORUS FROM MY SINGING MONSTERS. WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM, TUMBLR.
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
of all things to come out of my hysterectomy i didnt expect the phrase/concept of "phantom cervix pains" (it's not phantom cervix pains, it's just stitches being rude)
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Would you put it on like. Crackers or smth or just eat it like a burrito
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Possible hot take idk The people on the antimeme subreddit and how they treat the word "original" and how they treat the people who use that word instead of literally any other word starting with O is really fucking annoying
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
did she think the two of them would recreate that timmy trumpet video with the father and his son with the oven?
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
OH FUCK I ALSO MISSED IT
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i fear nightcoring did in fact ruin that song for me because i like the song far more in d minor than i do c minor.
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
went to mess with the song i first noticed my ears being weird with post-op ... then proceeded to nightcore it (c minor to d minor, 120bpm to 134bpm)
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
salsa
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Eve hitting the
static.klipy.com
Spongebob Fish Shocked: YOU WHAT?!
ALT: Spongebob Fish Shocked: YOU WHAT?!
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Paws at the floor
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"did you know? if you read things in a story, information is revealed!"
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh and not to forget the sudden porn bot that's just completely uncensored
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sometimes this is the tumblr FYP experience "Hatsune miku... trans discourse... miku... utdr content... discourse... lesbian bdsm textpost- where did that come from- more miku..."
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
fuck, it's like day 4 of recovery and i've barely thought of the characters IM SLIPPING
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
meow
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Being post-op gives me stupid dilemmas such as I want to play games on my switch I left my switch upstairs I'm capable of going up the stairs and arguably movements good for me But then I'd have to go up some stairs...
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Woe is him
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Never mind I'm very bothered WHY ARENT THE LAXATIVES DOING ENOUGH FOR ME >:[
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's apparently shocking that day 1 of recovery I still haven't needed oxycotin for pain relief Hashtag unbothered king That's me
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh AND every artist you were supposed to perform with dropping you as well, how the hell do you even pull that off
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yknow I didn't really have anything against Ed sheeran because his music bored me and there was frankly nothing else to talk about But imagine you being so apolitical that it bites you in the ass and now everyone's roasting you for siding with a zionist in the epstein files Crazy ass work
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Post op they gave me a choice of blue raspberry (blue) slushie or cotton candy (pink) slushie They know (Now they need like. Pina colada (white) slushie) Hashtag trans rights
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Funny amount of my problems post op include piss Like what's up with that (Rhetorical question)
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Okay she's not annoyed by my lack of attention to her she's freaked out due to another storm inbound
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Update surgery went fine, dog was in cage for over 12 hours and is currently annoyed I'm in her spot and also won't play with her Like girl They took out an organ
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
2 days after your birthday? How rude of the cold
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