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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
got 2 more jabs today feeling like i need to learn about something to hyperfixate on
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
stacks about 12 hot dogs on the servers of bluesky
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This certainly is? An advertisement??
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
so according to tumblr's own auto-filtration system on their website this is the bisonorus that has the most sex appeal given that THIS is the thing that tripped its sensors NOT THE MONSTER THAT HAS REALLY WIDE HIPS AND LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN but this thing. fucking. whatever
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HEY CHAT. I GOT MY FIRST "MATURE CONTENT LABEL" ON TUMBLR. OVER WHAT? GODDAMN BISONORUS FROM MY SINGING MONSTERS. WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM, TUMBLR.
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
of all things to come out of my hysterectomy i didnt expect the phrase/concept of "phantom cervix pains" (it's not phantom cervix pains, it's just stitches being rude)
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Possible hot take idk The people on the antimeme subreddit and how they treat the word "original" and how they treat the people who use that word instead of literally any other word starting with O is really fucking annoying
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
went to mess with the song i first noticed my ears being weird with post-op ... then proceeded to nightcore it (c minor to d minor, 120bpm to 134bpm)
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
salsa
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Paws at the floor
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sometimes this is the tumblr FYP experience "Hatsune miku... trans discourse... miku... utdr content... discourse... lesbian bdsm textpost- where did that come from- more miku..."
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
fuck, it's like day 4 of recovery and i've barely thought of the characters IM SLIPPING
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
meow
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Being post-op gives me stupid dilemmas such as I want to play games on my switch I left my switch upstairs I'm capable of going up the stairs and arguably movements good for me But then I'd have to go up some stairs...
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Woe is him
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Never mind I'm very bothered WHY ARENT THE LAXATIVES DOING ENOUGH FOR ME >:[
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's apparently shocking that day 1 of recovery I still haven't needed oxycotin for pain relief Hashtag unbothered king That's me
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yknow I didn't really have anything against Ed sheeran because his music bored me and there was frankly nothing else to talk about But imagine you being so apolitical that it bites you in the ass and now everyone's roasting you for siding with a zionist in the epstein files Crazy ass work
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Post op they gave me a choice of blue raspberry (blue) slushie or cotton candy (pink) slushie They know (Now they need like. Pina colada (white) slushie) Hashtag trans rights
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Funny amount of my problems post op include piss Like what's up with that (Rhetorical question)
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Update surgery went fine, dog was in cage for over 12 hours and is currently annoyed I'm in her spot and also won't play with her Like girl They took out an organ
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
oh my dog's gonna HAAAAATE how long we're gone for tomorrow
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i will die on this hill
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Decided to get silly and sketch a @tiffandevecomics.bsky.social (fran) and a tiff (inspired by me repeatedly telling some of my parts (hashtag trans man) to "find a trans woman who wants you")
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
hey why did none of you tell me pineapple upside down cake was fuckin awesome
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
3 more days and then my uterus gets to be evicted
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Gonna recreate an instance where I walk around outback with Burden of Distance on loop I'll see if this somehow pocket dials 911 again (I still have no idea how that happened.)
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's now been a full year since Charlie kirk said anything racist
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
trying to work on a danganronpa rewrite with my own characters but failing because I KEEP GETTING ATTACHED TO THE FREAKS I END UP MAKING WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY OWN DOWNFALL IS THE FRUITIEST BIGENDER I'VE MADE IN MY LIFE-
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I think I accidentally reverse engineered la croix
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
That fuckin. Green T in the top left corner of the mobile tumblr UI needs to stop speaking up at me
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i have become a believer/fan of relationships where two characters are VERY NOT NORMAL(tm) about each other but in a way that has nothing to do with romance or sex
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@captainmvf.bsky.social
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
contained
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
t4t vampire trans woman werewolf trans man hit post
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
ChatGPT down? Womp womp pick up a pencil start writing
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
fuckin. sure. i guess. bbno$ island in msm. that's a choice.
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
possible unpopular opinion i dont understand why cheating amongst celebrities/famous people is such a big deal. like yes it's scummy but who give a shit. why do we need to involve the general public like that.
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
bowl of goldfish and a 16oz can of dr pepper hashtag boy dinner
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🚂🚃🚃·Magnitude·🚃🚋🌟⭐️✨ @captainmvf.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
[CELESTIAL SPECTRUM: GOLDEN TIME]
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☠ Devi ☠ (Patient Zero) @patient-zero.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I love being transed gender
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
playing okami again there's never a scenario where a pervert character is actively funny. they're not funny, they're never funny, they will never be funny. get out of my game.
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
ALL OF THIS JUST WORKS.
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Look at my dessert
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❀TerraTerraCotta™ @terraterracotta.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
THE ENTIRE WEBSITE IS VIBE-CODED (aka solely AI coded with no human feedback), IT HAS MULTIPLE SECURITY VULNERABILITIES, THEY PLAN TO TRAIN AI ON POSTS, AND THERES REPORTS OF IT FALSE-FLAGGING POSTS BECAUSE MODERATION IS AI AS WELL. DO NOT USE THIS PLATFORM. bsky.app/profile/cm30...
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
bdsm stands for BIG DICK SUPER MARIO
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Crash @galacticcrash.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
hilarious exchange mom: you should leave out the chicken and waffle oreos on a plate in the teen room my friend: ross you're gonna end up with spat out cookies all over the floor mom: they're gonna do that anyway, these teens shit all over the library anyhow
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