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Gaknar

@gaknar.bsky.social
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CEO of NightmareAI. Our patented dream AI algorithm induces sleep paralysis in our training set, allowing us to safely and efficiently rip night terrors from their semi-lucid minds and generate custom nightmares on demand.

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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 1h
I dont even live in a swing state and Talarico wont leave me alone.
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 1h
Have you ever had an Awful Awful? It's for people who think a milkshake isn't sweet enough.
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 3h
Abe Vigoda, out of their comfort zone (erotica thriller + space)
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 4h
That's how I felt watching Coyote vs Acme
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 4h
And that should do it
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 4h
But enough about Texas A&M
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 5h
THERE YA GO MIZ
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 5h
Put it away Mizzou
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 5h
You know what? I've had worse.
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 6h
You mean like the Fifth Down?
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 6h
MIZ-
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 7h
Dueling interceptions in Miz-A&M
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 23h
I get to use this twice in one month!
Hydra Bob joined Hydra for the dental plan
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not if you include Denzel Washington
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The perfect Werner Herzog role
The Mercy Protocol, a cyberpunk serial killer drama starring Mia Goth, Kyle Chandler, Michelle Rodriguez, and Werner Herzog, directed by Ridley Scott.
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Red Baron personal pan pizzas are legit.
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Parade of Bad Ideas starring Bill Murray, Fred Ward, Kate Blanchett, and Sienna Miller, directed by Bong Joon Ho (rated R)
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Requiem starring Leonardo DiCaprio (political musical)
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Penitent starring Henry Cavill, Eva Green, Mads Mikkelsen, and Octavia Spencer, directed by Martin Scorsese
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When glutemaxxing pays off
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sir, this is an Arby's.
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There is a particular flavor of chips that is absolutely divine. It also turns me into a South Park joke.
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South Park: She's Eating Chipotle
ALT: South Park: She's Eating Chipotle
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ESPN Radio all day today: Dallas is the team to beat in the NFC East and may have the best offense in history. Dallas:
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Wile E. Coyote's Ball Trap for Road Runner
ALT: Wile E. Coyote's Ball Trap for Road Runner
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Resident Evil 2026
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My goal is to see what $1 trillion worth of coffee looks like. I'm currently up to $2,560.
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Me: Why is my computer so slow? *shuts down 300 Firefox tabs across 8 windows* Me: Ah.
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bobby, Al Yankovic blew his brains out in the late 80's after people stopped buying his records.  He's not worth getting on trouble for!
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wrong football, right idea
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Untitled Goose Game: Goose Honks at Boy
ALT: Untitled Goose Game: Goose Honks at Boy
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My brother actually proved this 😄🔌⚡️
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We all used to laugh at @spilly.bsky.social but he saw where the internet was going.
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well, they're not wrong.
Amazon About Me: Product Preferences: Steadily building a political theory and history reading collection
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
youtu.be/Du-Qp6Y3Wjo?...
youtu.be
Escobar leads off with inside-the-parker
YouTube video by MLB
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is this a movie about AI algorithms?
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Archer Yells 'RAMPAAAGE!' with Lana Kane
ALT: Archer Yells 'RAMPAAAGE!' with Lana Kane
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Phil Hartman: Colon Blow Cereal Pyramid
ALT: Phil Hartman: Colon Blow Cereal Pyramid
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Those extensions never stood a chance
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Big Biscuit brand shredded wheat is sooooooo good
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We'll take it
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is how I feel about being a Chiefs fan. It's been a difficult year.
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Now input the code from your authenticator. I'm sorry, that code has expired.
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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The Dude's Opinion at the Bowling Alley
ALT: The Dude's Opinion at the Bowling Alley
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Rancor Creature Close-Up
ALT: Rancor Creature Close-Up
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sic semper Raiders
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gotta move the ole pigskin if you want to win the game.
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Walker
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Kicking Cordell Walker
ALT: Kicking Cordell Walker
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wooooooooooooooooo
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Walker
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Chuck Norris in Walker Texas Ranger
ALT: Chuck Norris in Walker Texas Ranger
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thorton is legit
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I disagree
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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*taps mic* Mahomes. And Walker.
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