Gabi G @gabigluck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026@thomyorke.wastehq.social thank you for existing and saving my life more times than I can count. Truly, thank you 💛🙏🏻 000
Reposted by Gabi GKelly Carlin-McCall @kellycarlin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I just thought…was today Mike Johnson’s last effective day of being Speaker of the House? 7556
Gabi G @gabigluck.bsky.social · 09/09/2026There is no compass. To be lost is to be free. With freedom comes peace. #haiku 001
Gabi G @gabigluck.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Just another day. Ants bustling with purpose. Gotta pay dem bills. #haiku 000
Gabi G @gabigluck.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I can't stop watching The Matrix. Work of art. Gets more and more relevant every year. #thematrix 000
Gabi G @gabigluck.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Don't corporations realize that the wider the wealth gap gets, ultimately they will lose their customers? The government will be the only customer left. And then what? #makeitmakesense 000
Gabi G @gabigluck.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The worst thing about being baked is the inability to choose what to watch. 1.5 hours of scrolling = 1 episode of Brooklyn 99. 000
Gabi G @gabigluck.bsky.social · 03/09/2026@theonion.com buying @realinfowars.bsky.social was the most important and most gangster thing to happen in media in the last decade. Taking something so vile and turning it into a scathing critique on government and parts of society and making us laugh? *chef's kiss* 000
Gabi G @gabigluck.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Ultimate meaning Is a man made illusion. Imagination. #haiku 020
Gabi G @gabigluck.bsky.social · 30/08/2026All you fucking losers with your Palestinian flags and your "Free Palestine" slogans, like you actually even give a shit about anything other than the optics of your apparent horror, you fucking armchair activist degenerates. 100
Reposted by Gabi G𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 25/08/2026Two paths diverged in the woods and America took the psychopath. 629160843715
Gabi G @gabigluck.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Most are willing slaves. With paychecks and bonuses. But I crave freedom. #haiku 010
Gabi G @gabigluck.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Me every morning when I wake up, as I open my eyes: "ugh, this again?" 000
Gabi G @gabigluck.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Feels like AI is going to be just another BetterPlace, but on an exponentially larger scale. 000
Gabi G @gabigluck.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Looking at any news source gives me the sense that everything is going downhill. We are so fucked. 000
Reposted by Gabi GOur Common Defense @ourcommondefense.bsky.social · 17/08/202650 Senators let a Weekend News Anchorman run the Pentagon because they were afraid a gameshow host would yell at them 15478812597
Gabi G @gabigluck.bsky.social · 17/08/2026We won't admit it. It's true that nothing matters. Relish the sunset. #haiku 010
Gabi G @gabigluck.bsky.social · 15/08/2026PSA: stop hiring megalomaniacal assholes for managerial positions. 000
Gabi G @gabigluck.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Top Tycoon - you can take your incessant ads and shove them up your ass. It's basically harassment at this point. 000
Gabi G @gabigluck.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I want to be free, yet feel like such a prisoner of this world. 000
Gabi G @gabigluck.bsky.social · 08/08/2026"The Tourist" by @radiohead.wastehq.social makes me tear up every single time. Hey man, slow down. Idiot, slow down. 000
Gabi G @gabigluck.bsky.social · 07/08/2026The word "overexaggeration" is an exaggeration, isn't it? Or is it an overaggeration? #words #randomthoughts 000
Gabi G @gabigluck.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Hey @merriam-webster.com I have new addition to the word "hypocrite": a hypocrite is a pro-lifer who is not a vegan. 000
Gabi G @gabigluck.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Can we please just do away with neck ties as a mandatory piece of clothing in offices and school? This is 2026, right? 100
Gabi G @gabigluck.bsky.social · 04/08/2026To anyone interviewing potential employees - if you're offering an average to below average salary for any position and you ask "why do you think you deserve this job?", you're a grade A piece of shit and you can fuck all the way off. If you think I'm overreacting, you can fuck all the way off, too. 000
Reposted by Gabi GMarc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 27/07/2026The legacy media is reconsidering the White House Correspondence dinner because Trump insulted them. What they don't get is that they insulted their viewers and readers by attending in the first place. Support independent media that doesn't suck up to Trump whether he is nice to them or not. 22787732049
Gabi G @gabigluck.bsky.social · 27/07/2026In the nicest possible terms, let the Tate brothers fucking burn. What a ghastly waste of space. 000
Gabi G @gabigluck.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Elon Musk's greatest achievement was convincing the world he's smart. Grift, sorry. Elon's greatest grift. 000
Gabi G @gabigluck.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I don't even live in the US, but the dumpster fire is such a great distraction from my own mountain of problems. 000
Gabi G @gabigluck.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Trump may have a dick, but he's the world's biggest pussy. #trumpisapussy 000
Gabi G @gabigluck.bsky.social · 25/07/2026#ISpokeToMitchMcConnellFor20Minutes and he told me he's thinking of getting into BDSM. #mitchmcconnell #wheresmitch 000
Gabi G @gabigluck.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Democrat senators and congresspeople: next time you're questioning a republican sycophant in a hearing, instead of asking "who won the 2020 presidential election?", rather ask "is it possible for Donald Trump to lose in the 2028 presidential election?" That'll fuck them right up. 17519
Gabi G @gabigluck.bsky.social · 23/07/2026This is probably the wrong platform to voice this, but if you're anti-abortion (none of this pro-life shit), you're a real piece of shit, and I think you know it. 010
Gabi G @gabigluck.bsky.social · 23/07/2026What's wrong with drinking the kool aid? It's delicious 😋 000
Gabi G @gabigluck.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Wtf is up with Republicans using "trump derangement syndrome" like it's in the DSM? And no one has a problem with this? Sorry Republicans, you guys are fucking dumb (i just remembered that word has a b at the end. Thanks DJT!) 010
Gabi G @gabigluck.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Feeling the cool breeze. Searching for inspiration. Coming up empty. #haiku 010