Gabby Ortiz @gabbityortiz.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Me and my car got hit by a semi truck today and I still made it to the gym Another instance where I continue to prove to the universe that you can’t kill a bad bitch, no matter how many times you try. Which has been a lot. I think someone wants me dead. 090
Reposted by Gabby OrtizAlan Keiper @alkeiper.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Seen this year: Shea McCoy @gabbityortiz.bsky.social Don’t Die Miles Big Game Leroy Keith Haught 2023: @catiev.bsky.social Likely in 2025: Nahir Robles 032
Gabby Ortiz @gabbityortiz.bsky.social · 04/12/2024It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Quote this with your Spotify Wrapped!! 020
Gabby Ortiz @gabbityortiz.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I remember playing on dollzmania and having Disney or Nick’s website in the window behind it in case my parents walked in, because the dollz had boobies 050
Gabby Ortiz @gabbityortiz.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Stranded at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell. 2190
Reposted by Gabby OrtizSienna Chanel "S.C." Videa @siennachanel.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Post a gif of your favorite comfort show:media.tenor.coma man and a woman are standing next to each other in a kitchen in bob 's burgersALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a kitchen in bob 's burgers 251
Gabby Ortiz @gabbityortiz.bsky.social · 26/11/2024I’m not super into taking a classic (or not so classic) animated movie and making it live action. But I would absolutely get behind a live action Polar Express. 070
Gabby Ortiz @gabbityortiz.bsky.social · 26/11/2024We need a better eye rolling emoji, this one doesn’t cut it: 🙄 090
Gabby Ortiz @gabbityortiz.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Christmas makes me so sad. It doesn’t make me feel cozy or nice. And the nostalgia of it just adds to my melancholy because I can never go back to the before. No one is there anymore. 250
Reposted by Gabby OrtizWorker Ant @blkbluant30.bsky.social · 20/11/202411/30 @ Mid Atlantic Wrestling Association! For tag team gold!! Be there! 041
Gabby Ortiz @gabbityortiz.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally? 290
Gabby Ortiz @gabbityortiz.bsky.social · 21/11/2024So Wicked is probably like the most successful fanfiction ever, right? 370
Gabby Ortiz @gabbityortiz.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I’ve always felt like calling MAGA a cult is an extreme understatement of what it actually is. It’s just so much bigger than a cult, and more broadly destructive. Most cults exist in isolation only wanting to control those within its confines. MAGA is something much scarier. 3160
Gabby Ortiz @gabbityortiz.bsky.social · 19/11/2024My midnight snack the last few nights has been a toasted English muffin with butter and raspberry jam. It’s the perfect little treat!! 290
Gabby Ortiz @gabbityortiz.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Oh is it #skeetsafterdark? Don’t mind if I do. 1131
Gabby Ortiz @gabbityortiz.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Thinking about that episode of Project Runway where the guys asks Karlie Kloss about not wearing to dress “even to dinner with the Kushners?” And she was sooo insulted. Girl those are your in-laws?? What’s the damage?? Let’s talk about it!! 020
Gabby Ortiz @gabbityortiz.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Love when someone with a TikTok account is telling me how to live off the grid. You are the grid, my guy. 150
Reposted by Gabby OrtizMK 🦋 @mkthegolfer.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Lance is an uncommon name nowadays… But in medieval times people were called Lance a lot 517113431246
Gabby Ortiz @gabbityortiz.bsky.social · 16/11/2024People of Bluesky! Let's get to know each other better. What is your favorite movie? Quote share your answer only in GIF form.media.tenor.coma man says let 's rock let 's rock today in front of bowling balls .ALT: a man says let 's rock let 's rock today in front of bowling balls . 661
Gabby Ortiz @gabbityortiz.bsky.social · 15/11/2024If you like Fall Out Boy, you should follow meeeemedia.tenor.coma person is singing into a microphone in front of a crowd .ALT: a person is singing into a microphone in front of a crowd . 281
Gabby Ortiz @gabbityortiz.bsky.social · 14/11/2024God knows the world doesn’t need another social media 320