Alan Keiper @alkeiper.bsky.social · 20hThe reward is women in my orbit generally trust and respect me. It’s a good feeling. Women don’t fuck you which is good because you’re a devoted family man. You get a lot of hugs from short Latina wrestlers which is good unless you have a bad back and can’t bend. 010
Alan Keiper @alkeiper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026IRL I’m kinda typecast as huge baseball fan when in terms of current interest I’m maybe 6/10? But I’m talked to as if I’m intensely invested in every single game. It gets frustrating because I contain multitudes! But it’s always “hey Al, who’s pitching tonight?” 011
Alan Keiper @alkeiper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The Phillies season might end tomorrow while I’m in therapy and honestly, it’s just fitting. 010
Alan Keiper @alkeiper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Put me in the camp of people who have no issue with using Duran in the seventh. If you don’t use Duran you have to find someone else to get those outs and you’re just as likely to cough it up. 000
Reposted by Alan Keiper💀 O t a r 🧪 @otar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026update: things are looking grim. she's had to stay with random men on craigslist demanding sex in return. she's worried she'll be taken to court soon over not having the money for bills she's told me she's very close to just giving up & ending it all. please keep doing what you can. thank you. 016
Alan Keiper @alkeiper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Too many wrestlers of my youth died young. It’s discouraging to see that pattern start to repeat itself. 020
Alan Keiper @alkeiper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Watching Big Inning on mlb.tv. Anytime OG Hazel Mae pops up I can’t help but smilemlb.tvThe Official Site of Major League BaseballCoverage includes audio and video clips, interviews, statistics, schedules and exclusive stories. 010
Alan Keiper @alkeiper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Max Scherzer should also walk off the field with Justin Verlander’s kid 071
Alan Keiper @alkeiper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026For a parallel, it may be worth remembering the 1950 Phillies. That team had a five game lead with six to play. They lost five in a row, had to pitch Robin Roberts with the season on the line (losing meant a three game playoff). The Phils barely squeaked by a ninth inning rally and won in ten. 100
Alan Keiper @alkeiper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I planned on watching Justin Verlander’s final start but unfortunately he’s playing against a team only a four hour drive from my house 🤷♂️😢 000
Alan Keiper @alkeiper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’ve seen about 15 of these shows so no comment on the rankings. But Crazy Ex Girlfriend not being on the list is, well, crazy. Criminally underrated show. 000
Alan Keiper @alkeiper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My wife has been watching the Wonka reality show competition on Netflix. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a greater bastardization of an existing IP. Truly wretched. 100
Alan Keiper @alkeiper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026PWI 500: Ryan O’Neill on the list at 369! @thegnomie.bsky.social at 393! @darksheik.bsky.social at 404, needs to find more time for bouts in Pennsylvania 😉 Mako at 424! 240
Alan Keiper @alkeiper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Lots of good wrestling out there today. I’m staying local because this show is literally less than two miles from my house. But if you’re near Pottsville check out Fightertainment! 010
Alan Keiper @alkeiper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I haven’t figured out how I’m going to take over the country yet but when I do, gender affirming care will be covered by taxpayer dollars. Ditto abortions. 010
Alan Keiper @alkeiper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I don’t rejoice in Hager’s pain and Powerslap is the dumbest fucking sport. 041
Alan Keiper @alkeiper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Obligatory. But Mako’s great. As a wrestler he’s a finished product. Just a matter of getting him over with the audience. 140
Alan Keiper @alkeiper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Mack Robinson won a silver medal in the 1936 Olympics, finishing behind Jesse Owens. His brother was Jackie. 010
Alan Keiper @alkeiper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Yesterday I went to a minor league baseball game where the national anthem was sponsored by Lockheed Martin. Always good to remember what we’re fighting for 🫡 🇺🇸 020
Alan Keiper @alkeiper.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Diving into Philly wrestling in the ‘40s. The Broadwood Hotel runs frequent shows and an African American named Don Blackman is all over the shows. I’m noting it because it seems like something to look back into. Battle royals are frequent but are not exclusively black wrestlers. 100
Alan Keiper @alkeiper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Decided to check out the Phila Union game and holy crap Cavan Sullivan. Unfortunately he’s premier league bound when he turns 18? 010
Alan Keiper @alkeiper.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Really felt like the theme for 9/11 this year was “this must be about me somehow.” 000
Alan Keiper @alkeiper.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Britt and Rebel last night is one of the most heartwarming things I’ve ever seen in wrestling ❤️ 030
Alan Keiper @alkeiper.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Wrestling gimmicks of the 1930s, Philadelphia edition: 1. Masked wrestler 2. Doctor (Len Hall, etc) 3. Native American 4. Football player 5. Hillbilly 020
Alan Keiper @alkeiper.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Looking at old Philadelphia Arena results and it’s awfully fun to see Herman Rohde all over these shows in the ‘40s. Rohde would become a national star as Buddy Rogers. 010
Alan Keiper @alkeiper.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Had a great day on Saturday at @powerprolucha.bsky.social! Hung out with @otar.bsky.social and remembered to snag a pic while we chatted with the Outfielders. 061
Alan Keiper @alkeiper.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Eris/Sloane Jacobs' response to Julezee giving her a sticker was tremendous! @powerprolucha.bsky.social #ppltriosn3 031
Alan Keiper @alkeiper.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Andy Williams was 48. I’m 44 years old. Earlier this year I was feeling increasingly fatigued. I’m reasonably strong but I couldn’t make much more than two flights of stairs without getting winded. I didn’t feel right. I’m also a type 1 diabetic so I’m aware of the need for consistent medical care 110
Alan Keiper @alkeiper.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Terra Calaway coming back against… @journeyburke.bsky.social!!! #ppltriosn3 @powerprolucha.bsky.social 021
Alan Keiper @alkeiper.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Being in person at last nights show the vibes were so, so good. Looking forward to checking out the stream tonight! 000
Alan Keiper @alkeiper.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Sal Esparza has bulked up since last time I saw him. BK Westbrook is good. Like a trashy Ric Flair (think Bo from Superstore). And Bojack is tremendous. 000
Alan Keiper @alkeiper.bsky.social · 05/09/2026More places should book Samira btw. She’s flipping great! #ppltriosn1 000
Alan Keiper @alkeiper.bsky.social · 04/09/2026A series of hot takes on the Lindsay Clancy trial (awaiting mistrial judgment as of this writing) 1. I think she’s not guilty by reason of insanity. I don’t think her crime is something a sane person does generally. 110
Reposted by Alan Keiper💀 O t a r 🧪 @otar.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Update: Per her request, my partner & I have set her up a GFM! She's no longer able to work, currently trying to get on disability. It's a LONG process, so she needs everyone's help to be able to afford to eat & keep surviving til then! Please share & spare what you can! gofund.me/de40e9dd3gofund.meDonate to Help a homeless, disabled, black trans woman stay alive, organized by Cicada CarpenterWe're Cicada and Otar, friends of Amber's who are setting thi… Cicada Carpenter needs your support for Help a homeless, disabled, black trans woman stay alive 32130
Alan Keiper @alkeiper.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Is everyone ready for @powerprolucha.bsky.social Attack On Trios power rankings? These rankings have been scientifically designed using state of the art algorithms and artificial intelligence. My methods are proprietary but I assure you they’re accurate. 130
Alan Keiper @alkeiper.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Heard of: 5 Frequent: 0 Heard in the background as my head filled with rage: 1 I have a burning hatred of Dhar Mann’s content. 000
Alan Keiper @alkeiper.bsky.social · 30/08/2026You know how people find arrowheads as evidence of Native American civilization? The sign of our civilization will me those little Allen wrenches. 031
Alan Keiper @alkeiper.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Left unanswered is the what trouble @otar.bsky.social and I will get into from 2-5ish? I’m picturing a Laverne and Shirley style montage. 130
Alan Keiper @alkeiper.bsky.social · 28/08/2026She’s not on Bluesky but follow Yapi Santiago who works for Ice Ribbon. She’s a real one #wrestlesky 041
Alan Keiper @alkeiper.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Jaye P Morgan also passed, age 94. Dolly and Curry were known for Muppet interactions. Morgan was a guest star on the original Muppet Show. 031
Alan Keiper @alkeiper.bsky.social · 26/08/2026@journeyburke.bsky.social is on Bluesky! Give her a follow everyone! Not only is she a tremendous @speedballbailey.bsky.social trained wrestler but she’s also a first class person. #wrestlesky #indiewrestling 132
Alan Keiper @alkeiper.bsky.social · 23/08/2026For PowerCon we really need a @edithsurreal.bsky.social appearance 🙏 @powerprolucha.bsky.social 000