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Fuzzy Gerdes

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I should mention I work for WB Games, but my opinions are my own. He/him. fuzzyco.com

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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 28/09/2026
John Woo presents Miley Stewart and Hannah Montana in Face/Off
The cover of a Hannah Montana novel titled “Face-off” with the subheading “From the hit TV series on Disney Channel”. The cover features Miley Cyrus as Miley Stewart/Hannah Montana and Emily Osment as Lilly Truscott. So, yes, I know that’s Lilly but that’s not as good a joke.
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 23/09/2026
Someone started with “Dracula”, got worried about copyright, and forgot that they could just say “vampire”.
A package of Halloween KitKat candy with a photo of molded vampire and a witch but the label says “count & witch”
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 21/07/2026
Praying to the goddess Athena to get me through the 1 hour drive to see a 3 hr movie on IMAX 70mm at 11 pm.
An energy drink called “No Sleep” with a stern looking illustration of an owl.
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 12/06/2026
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 26/05/2026
Actual thought I had the other day: "Now that Redbox and Blockbuster are gone, where do people even watch mockbusters any more?" Just opened up the video tab of my library's digital app:
A screenshot of the Hoopla app showing movie listings for The Last Hail M.A.R.Y. and Master of the Universe.
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 14/04/2026
It appears that was the name assigned to (and visible on) the robot that did the smashing in question:
A still from a video showing the delivery robot crunching around on broken bus stop glass, with the name "Nasir" visible on the display screen of the robot.
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 05/02/2026
That’s so great that the box comes with an easy dispenser slot so you can take the tea bags out one by one so easily.
A box of Herbal Cold Care tea with a perforated slot at the bottom of the box.The same box of Herbal Cold Care tea with the perforated slot open, revealing that the tea bags are aligned vertically at 90 degrees to the slot.
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 22/01/2026
I’ve got too many jokes trying to get out all at once, like the Three Stooges through a doorway. “Go” “SHATner” “Pass *what* on?”
A large poster of William Shatner with the slogan “Boldly Go.” displayed outside of a men’s bathroom.
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 14/01/2026
Oh good, *less* bugs in my beef. Thanks for putting *that* image in my head, Wendy’s.
App update information for the Wendy’s app that reads: “Less bugs, more beef — we've made it easier to customize salads, edit meals, confirm local…”
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 24/12/2025
A friend asked “when are you going to share the answer key?” and I had to explain that this is a terrible knock-off with zero information. And we never got cowboy guy or Walter White or two different ladies in red from the box art. Any guesses appreciated!
The box for the Classic Broadway Shows Advent Calendar and the 24 figurines that came inside.
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 24/12/2025
Day 24: the big finish, what we’ve all been waiting for… who the what?!?
A Funko Pop style figurine with crossed legs and some weird green switch.
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 24/12/2025
Day 23: so frustrating because it’s so distinctive and yet we have no idea.
A Funko Pop style figurine with a bright yellow coat and a yellow hat.
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 22/12/2025
Day 22: hail to the King!
A Funko Pop style figurine of a British King.
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 21/12/2025
Day 21: Hail to the King!
A Funko Pop style figurine of the Lion King from the Broadway musical.
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 20/12/2025
Day 20: Elsa? Cinderella? Cinderelsa?
A Funko Pop style figurine of a woman in a large blue dress, blonde hair, and wearing a crown.
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 19/12/2025
Day 19: I had been wondering when we would get to a real Broadway Classic
A Funko Pop style figurine of a woman in a blue dress with white apron and a head covering. It’s Maria from the Sound of Music, I’m very confident.
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 19/12/2025
When a Bonne Maman and a Bonne Papan love each other very much:
A large Bonne Maman jar with the distinctive red checkered top, surrounded by 6 smaller jars with the same lid.
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 19/12/2025
People get very angry about pineapple on pizza but I think you can laugh about it. They are:
Stacked pizza boxes with handwritten labels that read
HAW
HAW
HAWAIIAN
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 18/12/2025
Day 18: it’s the circle of liiife
A Funko Pop style figurine of a large-faced Rafiki holding up a small Simba.
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 17/12/2025
Day 17: that classic Broadway character “sad street girl”?
A Funko Pop style figurine of a woman in a brown coat and flat cap.
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 17/12/2025
Days 15 & 16: more Hamilton? And ??
Two Funko Pop style figurines. On the left, a woman in a white dress with a pink flower and maybe wings? In the right, a man in a blue coat holding up a white object.
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 15/12/2025
Timeline magic:
Post from Rabbi Danya Rutteberg:

“Hey, Mom? What if every horror movie is obligated to have a RATIONAL CHARACTER?”

Post from Hildur Knutsdottir:

No. With a picture of a dog biting a book.
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 14/12/2025
Day 14: I’ve been gaslit into being grateful when I recognize one, like it’s my fault I don’t know all the others.
A Funko Pop style figurine of the Phantom of the Opera.
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 13/12/2025
Day 13 also has a leaning problem, but I got the photo. Hamilton?
A Funko Pop style figurine in a burgundy suit.
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 12/12/2025
Day 12 doesn’t stand up very well (gasp - shoddy manufacturing!?). 3/4 view added to show off the facial hair.
A Funko Pop style figure with a flat cap and a chinstrap beard, a red shirt under a brown jacket, holding a stick.A Funko Pop style figure with a flat cap and a chinstrap beard, a red shirt under a brown jacket, holding a stick.
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 11/12/2025
Day 11: Cats!
A Funko Pop style figurine of a person in a cat costume, with a yellow body suit with red stripes or poofs on it.
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 10/12/2025
Day 10 is very distinct, with the hat and the beard, and I have no idea.
A Funko Pop style figurine of a man in a brown flat cap, a brown beard, and wearing a brown vest.
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 10/12/2025
Days 8 & 9. Billy Elliot ? and Annie!
Two Funko Pop style figurines. On the left a blonde person in a grey body suit or unitard. In the right a redheaded girl in a white dress with a red belt.
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 07/12/2025
Day 7. Chicago?
A Funko Pop style figurine of a short-haired woman in a grey dress holding what might be a microphone.
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 06/12/2025
Day 6. Maybe Les Mis?
A Funko Pop style figurine wearing a solid blue outfit and standing next to what might be a red flag or just a manufacturing issue.
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 05/12/2025
Day 5. Book of Mormon, but was there an important street light in that show?
A Funko Pop style figurine of a man in a button down shirt and tie with a name badge,  standing beside a street lamp.
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 05/12/2025
Day 4: oh thank goodness, there’s a recognizable one.
A Funko Pop figurine of a green witch. It’s Elphaba!
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 05/12/2025
Day 3: no idea.
A Funko Pop style figurine of a woman with grey hair.
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 05/12/2025
Day 2: Hair?
A Funko Pop style figure wearing flowers in its hair.
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 02/12/2025
It appears to be mini Funko Pop-esque figures and from day one I can tell we're in for a ride because we have no idea who this is. (2/for now)
A small figurine of the Funko Pop big head type. The figure is dressed in black pants, a grey vest over a white shirt, and appears to be standing next to a railing or table of some kind.
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 02/12/2025
We've settled in to doing three Advent calendars each year - a puzzle one (this year - Exit the Game The Intergalactic Race), a food one (this year - Bonne Maman), and a crappy knock-off one. Last year we had 24 days of cheap halloween toys. This year it's "Classic Broadway Shows". (1/n)
An Advent Calendar box with the title Classic Broadway Shows Advent Calendar 2025 and 11 figures that look like Funko Pops, a few of which are recognizable as Broadway musical characters.
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 23/11/2025
The real Hidden Fortress was the friends we made along the way.
A still from the movie The Hidden Fortress with a subtitle. Princess Yuki, tied to a pole, says to Rokurōta Makabe, “I have enjoyed the journey”.
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 08/10/2025
Way to gatekeep, American Airlines.
An airplane seat back pocket with a label that says “Literature only”.
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 25/07/2025
Did I get just get spam from Ea-nāṣir?
Re: the copper plate
mary022 <mary022@163.com>
to fuzzy
Thu, Jul 24, 8:22 PM

Dear friend:
Good day.

Wish you have a good business.
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We will try to give you the best price.
Thank you
Best Regards
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 11/05/2025
Ohana means Spamily.
A can of Spam Classic, Lilo and Stitch Limited Edition.
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 10/10/2024
The bait suggestions for this humane trap read to me like the way fancy restaurants list entree ingredients:
Suggested Baits
Squirrels: Cheese, Peanuts, Nuts, Cereal, Apples 
Rabbits: Apples, Brussels Sprouts, Carrots, Lettuce 
Skunks: Crisp Bacon, Fish, Fresh Vegetables, Cat Food
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 29/09/2024
I cannot recommend this non-dairy milk – made my coffee taste very strange. Frothed up well, though.
A carton of Dr Bronner’s 18-in-1 Hemp Baby Unscented Pure Castile Soap Refill on a kitchen counter next to a coffee cup with a foamy top.
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 18/08/2024
I'm going to tell my kids this was Mission: Impossible (1996).
A still from the movie Treasure of the Four Crowns (1983) where J.T. Striker (Tony Anthony) hangs upside down in front of an electrified wall.
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 18/08/2024
I'm going to tell my kids this was Blue Man Group.
A still from the movie Treasure of the Four Crowns (1983) showing a man in blue face makeup, a clown, and a third man.
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 17/04/2024
@kibblesmith.com I watched this adaptation of your comic and it feels like they took some liberties.
The cover of the DVD of The Doorman, starring Ruby Rose and Jean Reno.
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 01/02/2024
I don’t want to start a big thing, but do you pronounce this “gifflar” or “gifflar”?
Pågen gifflar mini cinnamon rolls.
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 09/01/2024
Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your 6.75 pound can of Hot Dog Chili Sauce With Meat for $7.98 with free Prime shipping.
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 25/12/2023
The Fugitive was Tommy Lee Jones’ best mime work.
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 30/07/2023
I follow simple instructions that they posted and all of a sudden I’m in trouble.
A placard that says “TRASH ROOM”
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Fuzzy Gerdes @fuzzyco.com · 29/07/2023
I have questions. Is the skateboard the toy to relieve from other stress, or the stressor that the cat needs a toy to distract from?
A photo of a slightly worried looking cat standing on a small skateboard. A block of text beside the photo reads “When introducing your cat to a new or potentially stressful situation, start slowly.
Include toys or treats to give the cat positive associations with the stressor.”
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