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I’m John “FuzzFace” McMahon. - I pretend I know something about InfoSec. I tend to work on things that are important, but not very sexy. - I’ve been doing […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ epsilon-ix.masto.host/@fuzzface, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
@DrFerrous Seen at McKay’s in Manassas
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026
A lot of exciting things happened to Steve Martin’s character in The Jerk after something was dropped off… And now, rev up your duplicated onyx digitized felines because it is about to happen to me… I got this today. #GAYINT @gayint cc: @neurovagrant […] [Original post on epsilon-ix.masto.host]
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 25/07/2026
[Naked me] Making stone soup… also, not completely naked…
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2026
Meanwhile in Northern Virginia, USA…
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 09/07/2026
This is an housing thing called THE KELVIN near Nationals Park, Washington, DC, USA. I suspect those of you with scientific backgrounds are cringing just a little.
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 05/07/2026
@MelissaBearTrix DC local place that stocks that pin…
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 05/07/2026
@MelissaBearTrix Today’s pin.
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 05/07/2026
@wendynather @LikeItOrLumpIt Happy Independence Day!
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 04/07/2026
Tonight’s costume.
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 03/07/2026
This reading was taken outside the city, specially while passing through the Manassas battlefield.
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 02/07/2026
Another fine food product from @wendynather happy fun ball heavy industries and screen doors for submarines, limited.
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 30/06/2026
Available at your local grocery store. Another fine product from @wendynather Heavy Industries. (Yes, a dumb running gag. Feel free to try and stop me.) Interesting side-note, the AI that did the transformation was told to only change the label. It made other changes.
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 30/06/2026
Available at your local grocery store… @wendynather @cR0w @gayint
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 30/06/2026
@MelissaBearTrix In case you wanted to know…
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 21/06/2026
@nora for you… hugs and chaos! I saw this and said I have to send this to Nora!
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 20/06/2026
Well, here goes something.
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 29/11/2025
Remember to bring your pets in when it gets cold out. Don’t let your animals freeze outside… or worse… whatever this is…
A picture of an adult male. White beard with touch of red/brown. Wearing a dark hoodie, mirror green sunglasses, purple toque. This was taken in a commercial district.
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 03/11/2025
Another wrong number ploy. Maybe I will string the next one along. There is always a next one. Why can’t it be a wrong number from like @wendynather or @LikeItOrLumpIt or @neurovagrant ? I think those would be fun phishing conversations.
Raw text dump of a conversation with a spammer…

11:524
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TAxi N
ROS
Maybe: Shirley)
Are u busy
Yes. What's up.
I'm Shirley. Aren't you Dr. Kaylee?
Amy gave me your number
Nope.
Wrong number.
OMG, Amy gave me the wrong number. I hope my message didn't ruin your good mood today, and hope it didn't disturb your time
No worries. Have a fine day.
Thank you for your understanding and kind reply. I Will contact Amy again to get the correct number. If you don't mind, we can chat freely!
No thank you. I'm familiar with con artists who pull this wrong number crap. You would be the second or third in the past few days. Go away.
Normally I would string people like you along for a few days to waste your time. I'm tired. So, just go troll someone else.
Read Yesterdayp
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 02/07/2025
Best Star Trek Crew, wrong answers only.
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 01/07/2025
Received from a VIP… When museum displays of chemical elements go wild…
A large sample of silver in a museum display case. Beyond the typical metallic blob, this piece includes a section that looks like a naughty part of the male anatomy.
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 29/06/2025
Six might have something here. Certainly something in imperfect on. Original post: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lvbtwynjzu…
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 28/06/2025
Not my record. I once kept one of these crooks going for a week.
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 28/04/2025
#SilentSunday
Two small single story buildings painted white sit at the edge of a parking lot. A fenced in blue dumpster is here as well. It is late at night. No lights or life in the local hamlet. It was chilly, quiet, and scary when I took this. I didn’t stay long.
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 21/03/2025
For those of us who are grey haired geeks… …and are embarrassed by our iPhones.
A hand holds an iPhone 15 Pro Max that is inside a transparent OtterBox. The back is shown. A sticker is applied to the OtterBox and reads “digital”, each letter is white and inside a close fitting portrait rectangle of green. While the color is wrong, it is a good riff on the early logo of Digital Equipment Corporation.
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 19/03/2025
@skinnylatte Vell, esr’s just zis guy, you know?
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 17/03/2025
Snarky comment: Remember when social media was mostly “fun” ? Pepperidge Farm remembers… The selection from GIPHY isn’t the best, but captures the spirit of the snark.
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 09/03/2025
#SilentSunday
A wood platform supports a hot plate of shrimp, peppers, onions, rice and beans. A foil roll of tortillas sits on top. In the background is a plate with cheese, tomatoes and sour cream.
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 07/03/2025
In case you were waiting with baited breath to know if the transition lens I just got actually work…
A strange picture. My very dark glasses and part of my face are visible in a rear view mirror. The elements on the roof of the car do not look like they are being reflected, but about half of it is in the mirror. Below the dashboard can be seen, my ridiculous keyring can be seen sitting there.  A lot of little tools and such hang off a blue carabiner.
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 06/03/2025
If they go through with selling parts of the DOE Complex in Germantown, MD, USA I really want this for my office wall…
A marble wall with some planter boxes in front of it. The plants are green with no flowers. Carved into the wall is the logo of the US Atomic Energy Commission, which ultimately became the US Department of Energy. The outer ring of the logo says Atomic Energy Commission (top half) and United States Of America (lower half). Five pointed stars are used as dividers in the outer ring. The inner ring shows a stylized picture of a Beryllium atom. Four electron orbits are shown around a circle representing the nucleus. This particular wall is at DOE in Germantown, MD, USA.  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Department_of_Energy_complex_(Germantown,_Maryland)
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 03/03/2025
@VeroniqueB99 This meme fits a multitude of situations, including this one…
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 01/03/2025
Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder for AMTRAK #SitcomInspiredProducts #HashTagGames Yes, Silver Streak is a film. Pretty damn funny!
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 01/03/2025
Captain Jack Ransom’s Delicious Churros #SitcomInspiredProducts #HashTagGames #StarTrek #AllStarTrek #LowerDecks
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 01/03/2025
Arnold’s Genuine Green Acres Bacon #SitcomInspiredProducts #HashTagGames
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 01/03/2025
Charles Schultz’s Peanuts for California Almonds #SitcomInspiredProducts #HashTagGames
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 01/03/2025
Mrs. Garrett’s Guide To Better Sex #SitcomInspiredProducts #HashTagGames
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 01/03/2025
Velma Dinkley for LASER Eye Centers #SitcomInspiredProducts #HashTagGames
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 01/03/2025
Scooby Snacks: Shaggy’s really dank edibles! #SitcomInspiredProducts #HashTagGames
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 01/03/2025
Archie’s Cigars #SitcomInspiredProducts #HashTagGames
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 01/03/2025
#SitcomInspiredProducts #HashTagGames Mary’s Whirrled Peas 🫛
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 28/02/2025
@davidhmccoy @tayfonay I want every light you got poured onto that field!!!
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 27/02/2025
RIP Mister Luthor… people.com/gene-hackman-wife-dog-fo… @altbot
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 17/02/2025
There will be a point to this thread. Don’t panic. This is only some serious venting on my part. — Inspired from a passage/art in the Watchmen comic book series, 1986 - knowyourmeme.com/memes/but-doctor-i…
Text reads: Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…I am Pagliacci.' Visual: Half-head shot of Rorschach from Watchmen (Brown hat, brown turtle neck, brown trench coat, black/white shifting full face mask) on left. On right, the shadow of a sad traditional makeup clown. — Inspired from a passage/art in the Watchmen comic book series, 1986 - https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/but-doctor-i-am-pagliacci
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 16/02/2025
#SilentSunday
A large burrito on a plate. Mexican rice, tomatoes, lettuce adorn the plate. The burrito is sitting in and covered by a hatch green chili sauce and some cheese. In trying times such as these, sometimes a good start to the day is just making sure your physical needs are met so you can face the mental and metaphysical challenges of the day. Pax.
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 13/02/2025
@Melissabeartrix
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 09/02/2025
The local #SuperbOwl … I’m not sure what type this is …
A brown owl with a circular face. Brown on white feathers. Close dark eyes. It sits peacefully on a railing staring at the camera in a piercing, I am totally in charge vibe. Beak is small, yellow, narrow. The feathers follow a circular pattern around the head and neck.
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 02/02/2025
Everyone needs one of these sometimes. Cropped from an original picture by @Melissabeartrix . Hey @altbot give me some love here with a description.
See altbot description in thread.
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 26/01/2025
@davidhmccoy Also, I suspect this guy will be related to you in the future… He’s got your sense of positive humanity…
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 23/01/2025
@Aphelion We now continue our documentary on the golden age of air travel! Wine will be complimentary in all cabins for the duration of this trip.
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 20/01/2025
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 19/01/2025
It boots! It boots! Picked this up at a thrift store.
The main menu for a Sega Dreamcast. The logo is in the upper left. The current time on the upper right. There are four menu choices, Play, File, Music, Settings.
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