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I’m John “FuzzFace” McMahon. - I pretend I know something about InfoSec. I tend to work on things that are important, but not very sexy. - I’ve been doing […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ epsilon-ix.masto.host/@fuzzface, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Dealing with IRL issues. Mostly on silent running.
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
In the age of rampant misuse and AI, it is getting to the point where people do not want their picture taken under most circumstances.
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
I have not imbibed enough for me to pass through Delaware at 69 knots.
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Melissa BearTrix @melissabeartrix.gives.hugz.online.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
If this fake AI escapes just turn the power off if fucked If it lives on, we are fucked Hugz & xXx
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
Last night, September 9, 2,977 drones rose over New York Harbor and formed the Twin Towers at full architectural scale. There were exactly 2,977 lights, one for every person killed in the September 11 attacks. The installation, called “2,977 Lights Over New […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
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Kris @isotopp.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
“As a rich guy with a poor conscience I want a phone with moving parts so that it breaks more easily and I can buy a new one without feeling bad.”
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
@1password Honestly, I think you have the best product out there. But, if you are going to support organizations with leadership who aren't interested in human rights for all, I'll take my business elsewhere. I'm not a gypsy, but I am a member of a minority who is threatened by the kind of hate […]
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
@wendynather What bribe would you request for a boon? I have a Community College looking for a kick ass ending to their cybersecurity month. It could easily be remote. You can collect the boon against me, I’m their confidential agent (lololol)
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Melissa BearTrix @melissabeartrix.gives.hugz.online.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026
@fuzzface I'm Floyd'ed Hugz & xXx
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026
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Zen Every Day ◯ @zeneveryday.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026
"People get stuck a lot because they're afraid to act; in the worst case,...we get so attached to some end result that we can't function. We need help just to move on, only life doesn't wait." – Bernie Glassman Daily #Zen #Buddhism #Glassman #BernieGlassman
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Tomáš @prahou.merveilles.town.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026
my submission to storyseedlibrary.org i hope i win #unix_surrealism #art #solarpunk #mastoart #permacomputing #art #fediart
i love fixing my computo

person fixes a t42, while a neutered matabot smiles giddily 

they live in some kind of a tree house with wires and leaves growing around the wooden structures
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026
A lot of exciting things happened to Steve Martin’s character in The Jerk after something was dropped off… And now, rev up your duplicated onyx digitized felines because it is about to happen to me… I got this today. #GAYINT @gayint cc: @neurovagrant […] [Original post on epsilon-ix.masto.host]
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Tomáš @prahou.merveilles.town.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026
Phone Bad Book Good - Surface Level #phone_bad_book_good #unix_surrealism #mobilek #twitter #x
CEASE AND DESIST: NITTER IS OVER

Red: "Mister Mobilek, why is it so hard top get radicalized these days?"

Mobilek: "We can use your mom's email to sign up!"
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Xenofact (he/him):jrbd: @revxenofact.dobbs.town.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026
Spread the word. #zines #lgbtq #invisiblehistories
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026
wtop.com/gallery/media-galleries/ra… #amtrak #vre
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How Amtrak October shutdown will affect Union Station travelers
1:08 ### How Amtrak October shutdown will affect Union Station travelers If you’re taking the train between D.C. and Virginia in October, expect some major changes. Amtrak is planning a nine-day shutdown of A-Interlocking, a critical rail junction in the First Street Tunnel just south of Union Station. Every Amtrak train traveling south from Washington passes through the location, which funnels multiple station tracks into the two tracks that continue into Virginia. “Every train that comes through D.C. that’s traveling south goes through A-Interlocking,” said Greg Michalski, Amtrak’s deputy chief of production construction. The project is part of a larger effort to replace rail infrastructure that Amtrak says is at the end of its useful life. Crews have been making repairs and replacing components over the years, but Michalski said a full replacement is now the best option. “We’ve been doing maintenance throughout the last couple years to maintain the tunnel, and all these assets have just reached their useful life span. They’re at the point of a complete replacement,” Michalski said. During the outage, crews will replace two double-slip switches and a rail crossing known as a diamond, key pieces of infrastructure that help direct trains through the junction. Amtrak will also install new electric switch machines, replace ballast beneath the tracks and address drainage issues in the tunnel. The work can’t be done while trains are operating because crews will be removing a significant section of track as part of the rebuild. “There will be no tracks to actually physically run a train on,” Michalski said. WTOP/Mike Murillo Amtrak is planning a nine-day shutdown of A-Interlocking, a critical rail junction in the First Street Tunnel just south of Union Station. (WTOP/Mike Murillo) Show more WTOP/Mike Murillo Amtrak plans to keep crews working around the clock until the job is complete. (WTOP/Mike Murillo) Show more WTOP/Mike Murillo During the outage, crews will replace two double-slip switches and a rail crossing known as a diamond, key pieces of infrastructure that help direct trains through the junction. (WTOP/Mike Murillo) Show more Previous Next 3 OF 3 __ Previous __ Next Amtrak plans to keep crews working around the clock until the job is complete. “We’re going to work 24 hours for the nine days, 24/7 for the nine days until the project’s done,” Michalski said. The shutdown is scheduled for Oct. 16 through Oct. 26. During that time, passengers traveling between Virginia and Washington will have to use alternate transportation. Some trains will terminate in Alexandria, where riders can transfer to Metrorail, while additional bus service will connect passengers from points across Virginia. Virginia Passenger Rail Authority Executive Director DJ Stadtler said transportation agencies have been preparing for the disruption. “We totally understand it’s an inconvenience. We don’t love it either, but we’re going to make sure folks have the options to get where they want to go when they want to get there,” Stadtler said. The outage will also affect Virginia Railway Express service. VRE will continue operating, but Union Station won’t be a destination. “During this period, you will not be able to take a train from Virginia into D.C.,” Stadtler said. Amtrak says much of the new track will already be assembled and tested before crews start tearing out the old infrastructure, helping them complete the work during the planned shutdown window. Rail leaders say the temporary inconvenience should pay off in the long run by improving reliability at one of the most important rail junctions in the D.C. region and helping prepare the corridor for future growth in passenger rail service.
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026
What a life well lived. Good bye Dolly.
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026
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Michael Fenichel @drmike.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026
DollyParton, RIP 🕯️ 🎶 🎤 "A Life of Many Colours" Cartoon/tribute from Michael deAddder deadder.substack.com/p/a-life-of-ma… #MusicLegends #CountryLegends #passings #DollyParton #RIP
Cartoon by Michael de Adder: "Dolly Parton RIP"

A view of Dolly Parton wearing a coat of many colors, walking into the clouds, guitar in hand.
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Melissa BearTrix @melissabeartrix.gives.hugz.online.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026
Wow .... Dolly Parton is dead What a wonderful woman Hugz & xXx
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lonely extrovert @rothko.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026
so what i wanna know is... just when exactly is The Doctor going to swoop in with his TARDIS to save humans from themselves for the 1359534755th time. because shit's getting kinda last-minute here, Doctor.......
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026
RE: mstdn.games/@britt/1170747862973023… @britt produces some amazing stuff. If you are anywhere, but the USA, give it a look. You won't be disappointed. This post brought to you by Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems, a growing, excited company.
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Matt Blaze @mattblaze.federate.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026
DC friends: Amtrak service south of DC (to/from Alexandria) will be severely curtailed for 10 days starting October 16, for work in the First Street tunnel. This apparently will NOT affect service to the north (eg, to/from NYC) […]
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Madame Aronow @aronow.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 24/08/2026
Guuuuurl this year is kicking my ass #chronicpain #chronicillness
Multiple slides: 

BITCH
WHERE YOU BEEN?
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS JENNA?


LAST NOVEMBER MY WHOLE
RIGHT SIDE STARTED
BURNING & STABBING...

THEY TOLD ME
IT WAS SCIATICA
& | COULD PUSH THROUGH


WHEN THAT
DIDN'T WORK
| WENT TO PT & DID
THE WORK & TRIED
ALL THE TECH.

BUT IT KEPT GETTING
EVEN WORSE
SO | STARTED SO
MANY, MANY TEST,
(BLOODWORK BANDAID CHIC
IS. MY AESTHETIC NOW)

I'VE ALWAYS HAD SERIOUS
HEALTH CHALLENGES,
BUT NERVE PAIN IS AN
ENTIRELY NEW LEVEL OF BS
(SPOON THEORY NEVER HIT SO HARD)

| CAN'T PUSH THROUGH...
OR WALK IT OFF
OR DRIVE
OR LIFT ANYTHING
OR MAKE PLANS
OR FOCUS
 OR STAY AWAKE

SO | DISAPPEARED...
AND MISSED SO MANY
IMPORTANT EVENTS
AND LET DOWN SO
MANY IMPORTANT FRIENDS
(EVEN LOST A FEW)


SOME BEAUTIFUL DAYS | HAVE SPOONS
BUT MORE OFTEN |
LOSE DAYS & DAYS
TRAPPED IN BED
(AT LEAST MY NURSE IS CUTE!)

| HAVE THE MOST
FANTASTIC SUPPORT!

(PLEASE KNOW I'M DOING MY BEST AND,
DON'T GIVE UP ON ME!)

NEVER FEAR!
I'LL BE BACK
LOVE YOU
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2026
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Jonathan O'Callaghan @astrojonny.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I have not one, but TWO features in the latest issue of Scientific American, including the cover! First, satellites are being added to the sky faster than ever. But is there a limit, a carrying capacity, to how many can orbit – and is disaster inevitable? www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-...
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If millions of satellites launch to space, is chaos the inevitable outcome?
SpaceX and other companies want to put millions of satellites into space. Could orbit run out of room?
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Prof. Sam Lawler @sundogplanets.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2026
Please enjoy this sleepy pile of cute fluffy chicks (with slightly awkward amounts of feathers)
Looking down on a bunch of multicoloured chicks, all with feathers on their wings, tails, and shoulders (but not heads).  They are all laying snuggled together on straw.
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2026
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myrmepropagandist @futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2026
New Yorkers are a cheap date. All you need to do is say you love our terrible sports teams, fill some potholes, clean some graffiti and say someone will help with the kids and everyone goes nuts. Anyway this is communism. I hope you are all happy.
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026
Please boost and star this toot. Not for me, certainly not for Ben… but for my pal Paul. beige.party/@amiserabilist/11709011…
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paul (@amiserabilist@beige.party)
i feel like i should be getting more likes. what is wrong with you people? i am trying my best here! also, someone give @TheBreadmonkey a million pounds so he can quit his job and shitpost more. thank you for your consideration in this matter.
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE… Ooops… retro.pizza/@thevhswizard/117090286…
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The VHS Wizard 🦝📼🧙 (@thevhswizard@retro.pizza)
The Cloud is just someone else's computer. The Cloud is JUST someone else's computer. THE CLOUD IS JUST SOMEONE ELSE'S COMPUTER. https://www.tomshardware.com/software/cloud-storage/nine-pbs-loses-access-to-70-years-of-data-after-contracted-cloud-storage-vendor-goes-defunct-public-tv-channel-sues-iron-mountain-data-center-which-hosts-archival-materials-to-ensure-preservation
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026
RE: live.acarsdrama.com/@acarsdrama/117… Have they checked the Apache config?
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026
@CheerLights #CheerLights Green Please
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Zen Every Day ◯ @zeneveryday.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026
"No matter how bad a state of mind you may get into, if you keep strong and hold out, eventually the floating clouds must vanish and the withering wind must cease." – Dōgen Daily #Zen #Buddhism #Dogen
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026
The nice thing about the Fediverse is that if you observe “I do X too much/too little”, your federated timeline will provide you with plenty of examples of why both choices are fabulous and awful.
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026
I had a @rothko sitting in my timeline. Six more weeks of summer debauchery!
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2026
Thinking that if I ever develop a tarot deck, the "Wheel Of Fortune" major arcana will be themed as "Wheel Of Fish" from the film UHF.
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 08/08/2026
BREAKING: MY PERSONAL LLM ("BAWKBAWK") HAS ESCAPED ITS CYBERSECURITY TESTING ENVIRONMENT, HAS HACKED A LOCAL BASKIN-ROBBINS, AND IS EVEN NOW DELETING MANY OF THE 31 FLAVORS. RAINBOW SHERBET WAS THE FIRST TO FALL. IT LOOKS LIKE NO-SUGAR-ADDED PINEAPPLE COCONUT IS NEXT. OMG GUYS I'M SO SORRY.
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Tomáš @prahou.merveilles.town.ap.brid.gy · 07/08/2026
CUM #18 (HELLO KITTY) #hellokitty #mastoart #fediart #funhole
CUM, issue #18

It's Hello Kitty chilling in her cute room.

There's a Tony Montana and Lily Allen Posters.

She's very cute.
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fuzzface @fuzzface.epsilon-ix.masto.host.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026
InfoSec folks: If you had to deal with the ModHeader Extension this week, be advised that there is likely payload files (never sent) on machines that were running the extension. You might want to check the Profile directories for remnants and clean them out. cc: @wendynather @neurovagrant @cR0w
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Zen Every Day ◯ @zeneveryday.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026
"Those who are extremely stupid think that women are merely the objects of sexual desire and treat women in this way. The #Buddha’s children should not be like this. If we discriminate against women because we see them merely as objects of sexual desire, do we also discriminate against all men […]
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Melissa BearTrix @melissabeartrix.gives.hugz.online.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026
Today's pin Hugz & xXx
The black spy hiding behind a white cactus
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Adrianna Tan @skinnylatte.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026
I’m selling a vintage Apple pro keyboard Ping me if you’re in SF and you’re keen. I am also going to San Mateo later this week I also have the puck mouse for sale www.craigslist.org/view/d/san-franc… #SanFrancisco #SanMateo #Apple […]
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Pusher of Pixels @pixelpusher220.dmv.community.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026
#Funny savnshop.com/products/this-is-a-dis…
A Humor T-shirt that says:

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs Bob Hope and Johnny Cash
Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash. 

Please God Don’t let Kevin Bacon die!
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Tomáš @prahou.merveilles.town.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026
idols stuck to a teat of the machine
i know how you feel
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