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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen

@fuzefyregreen.bsky.social
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A green ferret from Cleveland, into Star Trek, furries and technology! Sometimes NSFW.

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delta @dippyeggs.net · 08/10/2026
introducing my newest home decor from my dear friend, Wolf. A Batleth!!!!
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Qapla'!
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Get out of my swamp
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Teacher: There are no stupid questions! Yes Billy? Billy: If Godzilla is always cranky, why doesn't he use a subway train as a fleshlight? Teacher: There is at least ONE stupid question.
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nintendo: Doesn't listen to their fans, fans love them Sony: Doesn't listen to their fans, fans hate them Valve: Listens to their fans, fans love them Microsoft: Listens to their fans, fans hate them
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me: i have an irrational fear of the Backstreet Boys Therapist: tell me why? Me: *terrified screams*
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What a time to be alive.
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Star Wars vs Star Trek: a guide
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Join Starfleet. We have cookie!
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Valve employee when they have to play the 58th furry porn game to add it to the Steam Verified Program
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
At Todd Howard would state: "it just works"
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Skyrim
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"we are here to honor our laborers with labor day! A day where we commemorate—hey! Who said you can take the day off!? GET BACK TO WORK!"
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
🎵It all keeps tumbling down! Tumbling down! Tumbling down!🎵
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
pro tip people, if someone asks for your number give them "867-5309", if they dont get the reference, they're too young for you
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
music must have been confusing in the 70s. What band you're listening to? Guess Who! Who? No not Who! Guess Who! Thats what im doing! Who? No, Guess Who! the band is Guess Who? Yes! ok so you're listening to Guess Who? No, now i listening to Yes! Ok, now you're fucking with me
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
🎶Tell me why?🎶
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
When is Elder Scrolls 6 Sentinal coming out? :(
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This is awesome! I already love my Framework 12! Maybe i should upgrade the board eventually heheheh
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
time to wave goodbye
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
80s first contact movies: the alien befriends a child or falls in love with someone, learning the meaning of being human along the way before leaving in their spaceship 90s first contact movies: america kicks alien butt while the main character shouts "woo!" a lot
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Europeans: we call it Autumn based off the Latin word Autumnus which means passing of the year in context. Americans: we call it fall because leaf fall down
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
🎵Masquerade! Paper faces on parade!Masquerade! Hide your face so the world may never find you!🎵
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Hot take: people who say America (usa) is #1 obviously never seen other countries outside their own. They assume places like Chile, Romania, or the Philippines to be 3rd world countries. But in reality, a lot of metropolitan areas NOT in the US are kicking our ass! Wake up sheeple.
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Someone once told me i only use big words to sound smart and i have no idea what they mean, i told them they were being cathartic
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
hot take: movies like "IF" really fell under the radar too hard, its a hidden gem and movies like those deserve more than what they got in the box office
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I work at a movie theater for almost 10 years. This is 100% accurate
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
1939: people flee Germany to the US to escape an insane leader 2026: people flee the US to Germany to escape an insane leader
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Dinner last night 🤤 Schweinshaxe with bread pudding and sauerkraut~
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
He never bought his ticket
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
same
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Campion @campion608.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"Putt it in the butt, maybe thats the real punk rock" ~Superman probably
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
broh, just ask Jeeves 😆
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Earl Grey Screams Club @earlgreymemes.club · 15/03/2025
curated meme by unknown author; two panels with labels; first panel is labeled "How they advertise the chair" and depicts a two-tiered chair, the HUG by Ilian Milinov, with a man sitting on the lower tier and a woman sitting on the upper tier, sitting on his lap without really sitting on his lap; second panel is labeled "How I use the chair" and depicts a raccoon sitting on the lower tier with snacks on the upper tier and watching #StarTrek Voyager
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"Captain we were attacked by a ship from the planet Omega-3! Luckily the damage is only super-fish-oil."
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
this is not where i thought the joke was going xD
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Kane Parsons on the set of Backrooms directing his first A24 film
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My mom was complaining about how i have fungi growing in my room. I told her it was no big deal, it's just a mush room!
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Campion @campion608.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Hiya I have a BunStreams Telegram and Discord channel. Feel free to join if you enjoy the show :) t.me/BunStreams discord.gg/fD2rhb26P7
t.me
BunStreams
For all updates on BunStream news and Scheduling
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Now where is his bedside manner?
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
That's EXACTLY what someone who's in a cult would say!
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
2010s to present Sonic: I believe in myself and my friends are my power! 90s Sonic: lol your mom fat
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Yeah but its BACKROOMS. Good luck getting out xD
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
They should rename North America Call it CUM Canada USA Mexico
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Ok hope you can unwind
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Hope you feel better soon
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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