Reposted by Capt. Fuze Fyregreendelta @dippyeggs.net · 08/10/2026introducing my newest home decor from my dear friend, Wolf. A Batleth!!!! 5183
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Teacher: There are no stupid questions! Yes Billy? Billy: If Godzilla is always cranky, why doesn't he use a subway train as a fleshlight? Teacher: There is at least ONE stupid question. 000
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Nintendo: Doesn't listen to their fans, fans love them Sony: Doesn't listen to their fans, fans hate them Valve: Listens to their fans, fans love them Microsoft: Listens to their fans, fans hate them 000
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Me: i have an irrational fear of the Backstreet Boys Therapist: tell me why? Me: *terrified screams* 000
Reposted by Capt. Fuze FyregreenTommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Star Wars vs Star Trek: a guide 683792658
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Valve employee when they have to play the 58th furry porn game to add it to the Steam Verified Program 010
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026At Todd Howard would state: "it just works" 000
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026"we are here to honor our laborers with labor day! A day where we commemorate—hey! Who said you can take the day off!? GET BACK TO WORK!" 000
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026🎵It all keeps tumbling down! Tumbling down! Tumbling down!🎵 010
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026pro tip people, if someone asks for your number give them "867-5309", if they dont get the reference, they're too young for you 010
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026music must have been confusing in the 70s. What band you're listening to? Guess Who! Who? No not Who! Guess Who! Thats what im doing! Who? No, Guess Who! the band is Guess Who? Yes! ok so you're listening to Guess Who? No, now i listening to Yes! Ok, now you're fucking with me 000
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026When is Elder Scrolls 6 Sentinal coming out? :( 000
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 18/08/2026This is awesome! I already love my Framework 12! Maybe i should upgrade the board eventually heheheh 010
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 15/08/202680s first contact movies: the alien befriends a child or falls in love with someone, learning the meaning of being human along the way before leaving in their spaceship 90s first contact movies: america kicks alien butt while the main character shouts "woo!" a lot 000
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Europeans: we call it Autumn based off the Latin word Autumnus which means passing of the year in context. Americans: we call it fall because leaf fall down 010
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 09/08/2026🎵Masquerade! Paper faces on parade!Masquerade! Hide your face so the world may never find you!🎵 010
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Hot take: people who say America (usa) is #1 obviously never seen other countries outside their own. They assume places like Chile, Romania, or the Philippines to be 3rd world countries. But in reality, a lot of metropolitan areas NOT in the US are kicking our ass! Wake up sheeple. 000
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Someone once told me i only use big words to sound smart and i have no idea what they mean, i told them they were being cathartic 000
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026hot take: movies like "IF" really fell under the radar too hard, its a hidden gem and movies like those deserve more than what they got in the box office 010
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I work at a movie theater for almost 10 years. This is 100% accurate 010
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 03/08/20261939: people flee Germany to the US to escape an insane leader 2026: people flee the US to Germany to escape an insane leader 000
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Dinner last night 🤤 Schweinshaxe with bread pudding and sauerkraut~ 000
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 24/07/2026"Putt it in the butt, maybe thats the real punk rock" ~Superman probably 000
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 23/07/2026"Captain we were attacked by a ship from the planet Omega-3! Luckily the damage is only super-fish-oil." 010
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 23/07/2026this is not where i thought the joke was going xD 120
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Kane Parsons on the set of Backrooms directing his first A24 film 000
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 22/07/2026My mom was complaining about how i have fungi growing in my room. I told her it was no big deal, it's just a mush room! 110
Reposted by Capt. Fuze FyregreenCampion @campion608.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Hiya I have a BunStreams Telegram and Discord channel. Feel free to join if you enjoy the show :) t.me/BunStreams discord.gg/fD2rhb26P7t.meBunStreamsFor all updates on BunStream news and Scheduling 031
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 11/07/2026That's EXACTLY what someone who's in a cult would say! 000
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 10/07/20262010s to present Sonic: I believe in myself and my friends are my power! 90s Sonic: lol your mom fat 000
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Yeah but its BACKROOMS. Good luck getting out xD 000
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 08/07/2026They should rename North America Call it CUM Canada USA Mexico 010