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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen

@fuzefyregreen.bsky.social
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A green ferret from Cleveland, into Star Trek, furries and technology! Sometimes NSFW.

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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What a time to be alive.
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Star Wars vs Star Trek: a guide
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Join Starfleet. We have cookie!
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Valve employee when they have to play the 58th furry porn game to add it to the Steam Verified Program
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
At Todd Howard would state: "it just works"
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"we are here to honor our laborers with labor day! A day where we commemorate—hey! Who said you can take the day off!? GET BACK TO WORK!"
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
🎵It all keeps tumbling down! Tumbling down! Tumbling down!🎵
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
pro tip people, if someone asks for your number give them "867-5309", if they dont get the reference, they're too young for you
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
music must have been confusing in the 70s. What band you're listening to? Guess Who! Who? No not Who! Guess Who! Thats what im doing! Who? No, Guess Who! the band is Guess Who? Yes! ok so you're listening to Guess Who? No, now i listening to Yes! Ok, now you're fucking with me
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
When is Elder Scrolls 6 Sentinal coming out? :(
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
80s first contact movies: the alien befriends a child or falls in love with someone, learning the meaning of being human along the way before leaving in their spaceship 90s first contact movies: america kicks alien butt while the main character shouts "woo!" a lot
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Europeans: we call it Autumn based off the Latin word Autumnus which means passing of the year in context. Americans: we call it fall because leaf fall down
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Hot take: people who say America (usa) is #1 obviously never seen other countries outside their own. They assume places like Chile, Romania, or the Philippines to be 3rd world countries. But in reality, a lot of metropolitan areas NOT in the US are kicking our ass! Wake up sheeple.
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Someone once told me i only use big words to sound smart and i have no idea what they mean, i told them they were being cathartic
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
hot take: movies like "IF" really fell under the radar too hard, its a hidden gem and movies like those deserve more than what they got in the box office
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
1939: people flee Germany to the US to escape an insane leader 2026: people flee the US to Germany to escape an insane leader
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Dinner last night 🤤 Schweinshaxe with bread pudding and sauerkraut~
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Campion @campion608.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯
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Earl Grey Memes Club @earlgreymemes.club · 15/03/2025
curated meme by unknown author; two panels with labels; first panel is labeled "How they advertise the chair" and depicts a two-tiered chair, the HUG by Ilian Milinov, with a man sitting on the lower tier and a woman sitting on the upper tier, sitting on his lap without really sitting on his lap; second panel is labeled "How I use the chair" and depicts a raccoon sitting on the lower tier with snacks on the upper tier and watching #StarTrek Voyager
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"Captain we were attacked by a ship from the planet Omega-3! Luckily the damage is only super-fish-oil."
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Kane Parsons on the set of Backrooms directing his first A24 film
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My mom was complaining about how i have fungi growing in my room. I told her it was no big deal, it's just a mush room!
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Campion @campion608.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Hiya I have a BunStreams Telegram and Discord channel. Feel free to join if you enjoy the show :) t.me/BunStreams discord.gg/fD2rhb26P7
t.me
BunStreams
For all updates on BunStream news and Scheduling
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
2010s to present Sonic: I believe in myself and my friends are my power! 90s Sonic: lol your mom fat
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
They should rename North America Call it CUM Canada USA Mexico
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I JUST realized Father's Day is on 621 xD
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
"Why do you not want AI to take your jobs and ruin the environment?"
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
MicroSlop
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
wakey the fluff up samUwUrai We got a city to pounce! 🎵hear my call - Iʼm yippin in total war - Iʼm yippin in casings fall - Iʼm yippin in Yiff them all!!!!🎵
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Sad news in the music industry today: Taylor Swift was found alive and well in her mansion in California today
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Fun fact: Gabe Newell used to work for Microsoft but left because he hated the direction the company was going for gamers, and founded the company Valve, coming up with his own gaming platform "Steam" in 2003. The largest gaming platform on PC.
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I once bought a subscription to magazines about fathers. You could say I have daddy issues
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
🎵I got fursuits and gift arts aplenty. I got buttplugs and dildos galore! You want bad dragon toys? I got 20! But who cares? No big deal... I want moooooore! I wanna be where the furries are! I wanna see, wanna see them raving! Dancing around on them... What do you call them? Paws! 🎵
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Holy crap Lois! It's Fuze Fyregreen from Cleveland Ohio!
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Fuze when he makes porn: hey there, you know what gets me horny?~ Today's sponsor! RAID Shadow Legends! RAID Shadow Legends is a free to play fantasy RPG! Use code "FerretDong" to get free in game items! Download and play today!
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
"Hes not any kinda of App, Sark. Hes a customer" "Customers vibe-coded us!"
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
If Tron was made by Apple instead of Disney: Program —> App The Grid —> App Store Derezzed —> UnAlived Light Jet —> Air Pod Users —> Customers Identity Disc —> Telemetry Disc
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Game Wolf Advance (2001) @ator.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
@ myself in the reflection bc i’m alone at the gym on a late sunday
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Am I the only one that thought Super Mario Galaxy was....underwhelming? 😐 Like it didn't have any weight to it. Felt like they were riding on the fan service but the story was kinda mid and run-of-the-mill IMO. In contrast, Sonic 3 was way more emotional and didn't just rely on nostalgia baiting.
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Happy National Ferret Day!
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
American keyboard names in a nutshell: The AR-15 Elite Tazer keyboard Chinese keyboard names in a nutshell: The Ultra portable built for comfort Black and or white super slim Bluetooth keyboard with trackpad and low latency mouse combo bundle very good quality keyboard
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/03/2026
Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People theonion.com/archaeological-dig-unc…
Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The current Furry Husbando situation, Circa. 2026 Colorized.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/03/2026
Beautiful Dream About Blowing Own Brains Out Interrupted By Work Alarm
Beautiful Dream About Blowing Own Brains Out Interrupted By Work Alarm
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I didn't hear the meteor yesterday on Saint Patrick's Day so I don't think it happened. It was a sham rock
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Happy St Patrick's Day Eve! Be sure to leave out a glass of Guinness for a Leprechaun tonight!
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The Average "iPhone is better than Android" Experience
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