Reposted by Capt. Fuze FyregreenTommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Star Wars vs Star Trek: a guide 663784653
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Valve employee when they have to play the 58th furry porn game to add it to the Steam Verified Program 010
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026At Todd Howard would state: "it just works" 000
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026"we are here to honor our laborers with labor day! A day where we commemorate—hey! Who said you can take the day off!? GET BACK TO WORK!" 000
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026🎵It all keeps tumbling down! Tumbling down! Tumbling down!🎵 010
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026pro tip people, if someone asks for your number give them "867-5309", if they dont get the reference, they're too young for you 010
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026music must have been confusing in the 70s. What band you're listening to? Guess Who! Who? No not Who! Guess Who! Thats what im doing! Who? No, Guess Who! the band is Guess Who? Yes! ok so you're listening to Guess Who? No, now i listening to Yes! Ok, now you're fucking with me 000
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026When is Elder Scrolls 6 Sentinal coming out? :( 000
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 15/08/202680s first contact movies: the alien befriends a child or falls in love with someone, learning the meaning of being human along the way before leaving in their spaceship 90s first contact movies: america kicks alien butt while the main character shouts "woo!" a lot 000
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Europeans: we call it Autumn based off the Latin word Autumnus which means passing of the year in context. Americans: we call it fall because leaf fall down 010
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Hot take: people who say America (usa) is #1 obviously never seen other countries outside their own. They assume places like Chile, Romania, or the Philippines to be 3rd world countries. But in reality, a lot of metropolitan areas NOT in the US are kicking our ass! Wake up sheeple. 000
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Someone once told me i only use big words to sound smart and i have no idea what they mean, i told them they were being cathartic 000
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026hot take: movies like "IF" really fell under the radar too hard, its a hidden gem and movies like those deserve more than what they got in the box office 010
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 03/08/20261939: people flee Germany to the US to escape an insane leader 2026: people flee the US to Germany to escape an insane leader 000
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Dinner last night 🤤 Schweinshaxe with bread pudding and sauerkraut~ 000
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 23/07/2026"Captain we were attacked by a ship from the planet Omega-3! Luckily the damage is only super-fish-oil." 010
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Kane Parsons on the set of Backrooms directing his first A24 film 000
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 22/07/2026My mom was complaining about how i have fungi growing in my room. I told her it was no big deal, it's just a mush room! 110
Reposted by Capt. Fuze FyregreenCampion @campion608.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Hiya I have a BunStreams Telegram and Discord channel. Feel free to join if you enjoy the show :) t.me/BunStreams discord.gg/fD2rhb26P7t.meBunStreamsFor all updates on BunStream news and Scheduling 031
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 10/07/20262010s to present Sonic: I believe in myself and my friends are my power! 90s Sonic: lol your mom fat 000
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 08/07/2026They should rename North America Call it CUM Canada USA Mexico 010
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I JUST realized Father's Day is on 621 xD 000
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 09/06/2026"Why do you not want AI to take your jobs and ruin the environment?" 000
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 26/05/2026wakey the fluff up samUwUrai We got a city to pounce! 🎵hear my call - Iʼm yippin in total war - Iʼm yippin in casings fall - Iʼm yippin in Yiff them all!!!!🎵 000
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Sad news in the music industry today: Taylor Swift was found alive and well in her mansion in California today 000
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Fun fact: Gabe Newell used to work for Microsoft but left because he hated the direction the company was going for gamers, and founded the company Valve, coming up with his own gaming platform "Steam" in 2003. The largest gaming platform on PC. 010
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I once bought a subscription to magazines about fathers. You could say I have daddy issues 000
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 22/04/2026🎵I got fursuits and gift arts aplenty. I got buttplugs and dildos galore! You want bad dragon toys? I got 20! But who cares? No big deal... I want moooooore! I wanna be where the furries are! I wanna see, wanna see them raving! Dancing around on them... What do you call them? Paws! 🎵 000
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Holy crap Lois! It's Fuze Fyregreen from Cleveland Ohio! 020
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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 09/04/2026"Hes not any kinda of App, Sark. Hes a customer" "Customers vibe-coded us!" 000
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 09/04/2026If Tron was made by Apple instead of Disney: Program —> App The Grid —> App Store Derezzed —> UnAlived Light Jet —> Air Pod Users —> Customers Identity Disc —> Telemetry Disc 000
Reposted by Capt. Fuze FyregreenGame Wolf Advance (2001) @ator.bsky.social · 05/04/2026@ myself in the reflection bc i’m alone at the gym on a late sunday 234950
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Am I the only one that thought Super Mario Galaxy was....underwhelming? 😐 Like it didn't have any weight to it. Felt like they were riding on the fan service but the story was kinda mid and run-of-the-mill IMO. In contrast, Sonic 3 was way more emotional and didn't just rely on nostalgia baiting. 000
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 29/03/2026American keyboard names in a nutshell: The AR-15 Elite Tazer keyboard Chinese keyboard names in a nutshell: The Ultra portable built for comfort Black and or white super slim Bluetooth keyboard with trackpad and low latency mouse combo bundle very good quality keyboard 000
Reposted by Capt. Fuze FyregreenThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/03/2026Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People theonion.com/archaeological-dig-unc… 9883771587
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 26/03/2026The current Furry Husbando situation, Circa. 2026 Colorized. 000
Reposted by Capt. Fuze FyregreenThe Onion @theonion.com · 18/03/2026Beautiful Dream About Blowing Own Brains Out Interrupted By Work Alarm 282090288
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 18/03/2026I didn't hear the meteor yesterday on Saint Patrick's Day so I don't think it happened. It was a sham rock 000
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Happy St Patrick's Day Eve! Be sure to leave out a glass of Guinness for a Leprechaun tonight! 001
Capt. Fuze Fyregreen @fuzefyregreen.bsky.social · 15/03/2026The Average "iPhone is better than Android" Experience 000