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futureport82.bsky.social @futureport82.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

This phrasing seems purpose-built to piss off everybody, which I always appreciate

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futureport82.bsky.social @futureport82.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

All the care and quality I've come to expect from Disneyland Paris in my 2 trips.

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futureport82.bsky.social @futureport82.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Unused Futureport: Early 1979 EPCOT Center concepts. Larger and symmetrical Communicore, even more angular FWE walkways, Ugly ??? pavilion where Horizons was built, gold Spaceship Earth, and a much different UoE landscaping design.

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futureport82.bsky.social @futureport82.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Got a bit of an itinerary for my August trip to Vienna, Germany, and Prague. Going to be an insane 3 weeks.

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futureport82.bsky.social @futureport82.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I just need to say that the character Lift from Sanderson's Stormlight Archive is the most annoying in history.

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futureport82.bsky.social @futureport82.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

The only Disney Difference left is the price.

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futureport82.bsky.social @futureport82.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Happy 10th anniversary to Shanghai Disneyland. You're not a particularly great park, but you have the best Disney ride in Pirates, the 2nd best Disney coaster in Tron, and the best unique I-can't-believe-this-is-allowed experience in the Challenge Trails. Unfortunate you have to go to China.

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futureport82.bsky.social @futureport82.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Futureport... lives!? Passionate folks are banding together to continue the work of Futureport '82! Discussions taking place on the Discord: discord.gg/umQa5dVYD Expression of interest form: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

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Join the Futureport '82 Discord Server!

Check out the Futureport '82 community on Discord - hang out with 628 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

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futureport82.bsky.social @futureport82.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Project Update: The Futureport 82 project is going on indefinite hiatus. If this is the end, thank you for all the support over the last 6 years. It's meant the world to me. 1/2

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futureport82.bsky.social @futureport82.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

The next time some chud says "Muslims hate our freedom", I want you to picture the Malaysian teen in a My Chemical Romance shirt who just walked by us at the Kuala Lumpur Chili's.

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How Bowers @goawaygreen.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Redoing The Carousel of Progress is going to be a great test of what the current crop of Imagineers is capable of.

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futureport82.bsky.social @futureport82.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

The number of fashy, nutjob racist responses to the Carousel of Progress announcement on Twitter is incredible even for that cesspit. Just manufacturing shadows to box against and still losing horribly

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futureport82.bsky.social @futureport82.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Hillside infinity pool resort in Central Java, overlooking Borobudur Temple and multiple volcanoes. $99USD/night. There is life outside of US parks.

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futureport82.bsky.social @futureport82.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Well, completed our first and almost certainly last Disney Cruise. A very odd experience. Will write up a much more complete review when home next week, but tldr: a fine cruise ship, absolutely zero Parks feel or magic. No WOW moments outside of the stage show.

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futureport82.bsky.social @futureport82.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Hello from the Disney Adventure. Pray for me.

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futureport82.bsky.social @futureport82.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Hello from Cambodia! Angkor Wat, Bayon, and Ta Prohm today. Every bit is indescribable in its beauty. If you ever felt the Adventure of Adventureland, Siem Reap is an absolute must visit.

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futureport82.bsky.social @futureport82.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Well, I should've been off on a 3 week tour of Central Asia today, which was cancelled because of the US' idiotic Iran War. There's no place far enough away from America where they can't make your life worse.

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futureport82.bsky.social @futureport82.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

A reminder that Hormuz was open and doing just fine before

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futureport82.bsky.social @futureport82.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Does anyone want this? Who wants to spend MORE time at the parks staring at their damn phones?

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futureport82.bsky.social @futureport82.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Settle a bet, is "Good Luck, Babe" an obscure song?

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Helmsman Freddy @helmsmanfreddy.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

New Tokyo Space Mountain to use Omnicoaster ride system confirmed, the same used for Cosmic Rewind. The Track will also feature a “Tilt Launch” that will simulate being launched into orbit. 🚀 Credit: WD23 Studios youtu.be/B_VPTfJQwOs

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futureport82.bsky.social @futureport82.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Any interest in a Horizons post-mortem stream Saturday night?

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futureport82.bsky.social @futureport82.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

If I ever go back to a US Disney park, going to LARP as a First Order Spy trying to sabotage the Smuggler's Run mission when I'm inevitably given engineer. Weaponized Incompetence is the only way to deal until they fix Engineer.

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futureport82.bsky.social @futureport82.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

"But you have to ride Aquatopia one last time before it goes", says my brain, indifferent to my bank account

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one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

[THREATENINGLY] there’s always next year, Mets fans

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futureport82.bsky.social @futureport82.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Unironically, Aquatopia is a better ride than RotR and Zootopia and I will die on this hill. Adorable, charming, fun, goofy, kinetic, surprising, instead of paint by numbers blandness, bad vibes, and poor decisions.

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futureport82.bsky.social @futureport82.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Just watching the Horizons recreation on a loop these last few days

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futureport82.bsky.social @futureport82.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Pre-opening, we had breakfast at Tusker House, and could not for a second believe something this pretty and detailed was quick service. Unfortunately it then met the fate of so much opening day DAK.

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Jason Schultz @jason.parkendium.com · 20/04/2026

IDEA: Carousel of Progress attraction, but each scene goes backwards in time and life improves as technology is stripped away.

Scene from the Carousel of Progress in Tomorrowland at Disneyland.

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futureport82.bsky.social @futureport82.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

now to the important stuff: any veterans of Baldur's Gate 1? Now that I have some free time, what class/classes should I choose? Looking to go BG1->2->3, so I want to make sure scaling is good for the first two.

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futureport82.bsky.social @futureport82.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

If we can dream it, we can do it. Futureport's full 3d recreation of EPCOT Center's Horizons is now live. www.youtube.com/watch?v=klq8...

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Horizons Recreation - EPCOT Center 1983

YouTube video by Futureport '82

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futureport82.bsky.social @futureport82.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Horizons 1 now departing Futureport! Join us on Friday, April 17 at 8PM Eastern for the premiere of our brand new recreation of Horizons. Make sure you click the Notify Me button for a reminder. www.youtube.com/watch?v=klq8...

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Horizons Recreation - EPCOT Center 1983

YouTube video by Futureport '82

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futureport82.bsky.social @futureport82.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Horizons is complete. Video release details soon.

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futureport82.bsky.social @futureport82.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Details finally added to Crystal Manufacturing.

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Jason @jasondws.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

I am in desperate need of your help. 6 months ago my life turned upside down escaping a terrible situation. I am trying to start my life over but I'm struggling. I need a job preferable in the Central Fla area but remote work is good too. Pls share with people who can help.

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futureport82.bsky.social @futureport82.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Pro Tip: Skip Florence entirely, or do 2 hours at the Uffizi and bounce. Mainly to see the Botticelli. And even then, get ready for endless Madonna and Child on gold backgrounds.

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futureport82.bsky.social @futureport82.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Our destiny begins with you and me! Futureport is proud to present our recreation of everyone's favorite Future World attraction, Mission: Space! As a preview, check out my favorite part of M:S, exactly as I remember it. Sound on! Futureport03 Sydney, Australia youtu.be/rh0CkU6XF4k?...

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Futureport 2003: Mission Space Preview

YouTube video by Futureport '82

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futureport82.bsky.social @futureport82.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Getting to the tail end: launch area prior to Choose Your Own Tomorrow

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futureport82.bsky.social @futureport82.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Nothing good could possibly come from this.

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futureport82.bsky.social @futureport82.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Just booked our first Disney Cruise!! Already feeling The Disney Difference. Disney Adventure out of Singapore in May.

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futureport82.bsky.social @futureport82.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Our original May trip has been canceled (thanks America!), and we're considering Disney Adventure out of Singapore. Should we? We love cruises but have never done DCL because the prices seem insane. Also I detest Marvel, worth mentioning.

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Scott Kumka @scottkumka.dissky.com · 19/03/2026

I really hate that Disney has decided the "more Disney" means super basic cartoony stuff. Disney to me was always the massive amounts of tiny details and this redesign is what people who have never been to WDW already think "Disney" is, and why a lot don't want to come here.

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