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Summer Brock (Winter Version)

@futurabold.bsky.social

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Scrap of sassafras, eh, Sisyphus?

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Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 16h

I like to imagine it was brand agnostic and paid for by someone who is just very passionate about candy corn writ large

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Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 22h

Everyone! Stop what you’re doing and look at this cool photo I snapped of my partner last night!

Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Holy shit, “eaten by wolves” has been a dumb vocal stim of mine for literal decades and I never knew this.

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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip

Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I would like to formally retract this statement.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Cavan Sullivan you magnificent bastard #USMNT

Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

CAVAN SULLIVAN. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT.

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Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

“It’s my way or the subway, bud.”

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Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I have been calling pants “long pants” for a few years now and it drives my partner absolutely insane. Great bit, never stopping.

Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Against my better judgement, give me wins over Vandy and Auburn. I’m gonna regret this prediction immediately.

Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I was thinking the same thing and I’m already angry with myself about it

Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

We should not be perceived.

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

had my thesaurus stolen today. made me not only sad, but very sad.

Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Y’know, I suppose there’s a lesson to be learned here: never work out.

Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

That feeling where you’re still kinda sweaty and sticky even after a post-workout shower is deeply unpleasant. I’d rather walk around in damp socks.

Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I saw it too…

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Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Hog fan here. Most of the energy in Fayetteville this week has been spent arguing about the optics of wearing paper bags to the game. We’re truly awful. You’re gonna win by 50.

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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam

Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Can someone please design an Olivia Miles/Cameron Winter “Love Takes Miles” mashup t-shirt for me? Cool thx luv u

Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I don’t post much, but looking at my profile it honestly seems like I’m only into trans rights and soccer. And I’m sorry but that’s just not true. I also really like basketball.

Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026)

Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Ok ok finally saw it last night and WORTH THE WAIT. Cackling with delight from start to finish, there’s truly nothing like it. Now I just need to get some fried chicken and dippin’ sauces…

Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Tried to see Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma and the projector was broken. This never would have happened to the Minions 😭 I am devastated

Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

More like Tottenham Notspur!* *after doing copious (read: zero) research, I am confident that I’m the first person to ever make this joke

Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Outside of the Champagne region it’s just called sparkling cum

Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

The first note from the Odyssey soundtrack song that everyone is using for their memes is the same first note as the song “Distortions” by Clinic and I think it’s slowly driving me crazy

Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Art But Make It Cats

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Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Park. The. Bus.

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Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Also fuck VAR. All my homies hate VAR.

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Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

This man crafted a single sentence containing a quotation and an em dash clause that itself contained a semicolon. That’s some high quality wordsmithin’, baby.

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Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

oh no

A joke skeet about a cyclospora variant that causes beefy, dense logs, followed by a different skeet that is just a picture of hotdogs

Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Mario says trans rights

Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

USMNT (disparaging)

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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 05/07/2026

Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I love my big dumb Norwegian son. He’s just a 12 year old that got the Steve Rogers super serum and is using his powers for good

Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

This is literally my favorite shirt. Wore it to Pride last weekend and got so many compliments!

Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I take it you’re at the Nathan’s Famous hot dog eating contest?

Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

MY FAVORITE TEAM SINCE FOREVER CABOOOOOOO VERDE!

Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Who’s to say it wasn’t everyone’s other favorite Adam Sandler, the Price is Right director?

A screenshot of the Price is Right, showing the crowd and on screen text that reads “Directed by Adam Sandler”

Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Spain and the USMNT. Just two international powerhouses with relatively easy knockout round wins.

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Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

You’re not wrong!

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Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

A Pyrrhic victory where we lose Balogun is still giving Razorback vibes tbh

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

this feels like a 13-10 Arkansas lead I don’t like it

Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Oh god I have to cheer for the Kings. This is your fault @ikeyouguys.bsky.social

Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Please god anywhere but Sacramento

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Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I am reluctant but willing to take credit for how this game is going so far. You’re welcome, Spain

Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

This Cup might kill me but fuck it we ball

A bottle of Estrella Damm Spanish lager in the foreground, the Spain/Saudi Arabia World Cup game on tv in the background

Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Backing into a parking spot is cop-coded behavior

Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Neko Case and Destroyer. Third row tickets acquired. Respectfully: jdjrjskskdjdjdjdjkdd ahhhhhhhhh

Summer Brock (Winter Version) @futurabold.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Disaster averted. Seven healthy games for both teams, please.