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@furcifer.bsky.social
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My Affenpinscher brings all the boys to the yard, Damn right she's finer than yours.

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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Bet yours is better.
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Bloody hell, what are they paying Dangermouse?!!
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You need a trip to Ireland lad.
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ChrisP @wordsmithgetxo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
For #BirdOfTheDay today the theme is #Waders, so here are a whimbrel & a redshank on the sea front in Getxo, northern Spain.
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jereboam dear boy
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
She's a fucking idiot
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Austin Red @austinred.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The bad part is, if it stays this high for a couple of months, it will become the new norm and won’t go back to pre-war prices. None of this should be happening, but for some people who couldn’t vote for a woman for president.
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Also try the very good Lost in Bordeaux website.
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Agree. DJ a bit meh
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I thought Hinds sound was excellent, couldn't really hear a word of Voidz tho
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Try a Spanish film called 'The Beasts'. Grim with an incredible sympathetic ending, you won't forget it.
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Hystorical novella?
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
It's an evolutionary thing. The smaller you are, the easier it is to climb into arseholes.
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Clearly the AI's worth it when it grabs your attention
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Bitte, ein Affenpinscher..
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Ein Affie?
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
How many miles to Shoesbury?
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Good God, is Burberry doing red checked caps these days?
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
To be fair, it would be a returning home for the vine stock.
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
You mean Anusaurus, I presume
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Irritating springy twat
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
All well and good but how well does it burn?
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I can see a cat in that Rorschach stain
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Just give the big twat a rugby ball, he'll sort those midgets out.
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
When you're out of your depth you just parrot the last taunt you remember from your bullyboy pal.
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Yes but to-who?
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Ewe job?
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Can't you green screen this, too much choice. F x
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I'm sorry Ms Decker, we've looked at your IQ test and we can't accept you on Top Of The Pops.
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Fackin Guinea pig innit bruv
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
A face like a sharted gusset.
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I started a small local flour biz over lockdown. All you knead is love. Proud of the name, all yours.
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Mount Fuji
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Turnips for all!
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Pedanticbreastmasturbation
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Price of tin?
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Her hat looks like the wing-thingie has fallen off. Must need a nut.
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
What's a Pilkie? A cross with a Silkie?
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Fabulous and despairing book. My 2nd choice of best behind Germinal.
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
That's lovely, I'm deffo not thinking of pigs in blankets...
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
"Fash, Fash, I love you, but we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth."
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Arf!
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Why? The first science fiction novel..
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Far From The Madding Crowd, short stories of HH Munro, The Canterbury Tales (bit dry at 14). Much preferred my French Teacher's recommendations; Camus and Mauriac.
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Don't forget Gullis needs a job
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I'll hold your coat lad
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
That's my recycling bin most weeks that is.
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
'Sire, last photo so could one please look a touch more forlorn. Lunch is a touch delayed as they've ruined the swan rillette'
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Surely this relates to nuclear? Cheap energy but catastrophic waste liabilities (halflife of 65,000 years, etc)
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furcifer.bsky.social @furcifer.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
King Leopold II - what a guy!
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