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Funsize Libra

@funsizela.bsky.social
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I’m not selling anything and I don’t want anything but a bit of your attention sometimes spicy often cranky 5'4. Kinsey 7 Los Angeles Free Palestine Please don't ask me for money

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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 1h
This week I called out my boss for using AI to generate “happy Tuesday” gifs to post in Teams. That he’s killing polar bears to create something awful and useless. He stopped. 🏆
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 20h
I like gay books written by gay men, and trans men, but it’s painfully obvious when a book’s author is simply using a pen name or chosen identity to write lady porn. This is one of those authors
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 21h
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
plans this weekend
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t have a clever headline for this #fcf
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy Thighsday for those who celebrate
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aaron @imaaronrobert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oct 1st!
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
After 4 months of work starting at 7:30am, I start at 9:30am today going forward. Let me tell you I feel emancipated. I hate waking up early. I hate working out in the afternoon. If I don’t get my full workout in first thing, I’m a grumpy Gus.
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Dollyparton Laughing
ALT: Dollyparton Laughing
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hump day humpty dance
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it
3 panel comic

Panel 1: 
Orange Guy standing at a stall with a sign that says “Shit Sandwich, £500”
Pink Guy walks up to the stall, Orange Guy gestures excitedly at the sign.

Panel 2:
Pink Guy continues walking past the Shit Sandwich stall. The Orange Guy looks dejected

Panel 3: 
Orange Guy says “Wow. That guy can’t read”
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
watching Straight Talk for the first time in over 30 years and I have to say the acting (from everyone, not just Dolly) is really bad. I loved watching it with my grandma as a kid.. I'm going to try to make it through the whole thing as an adult.
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this article is absolutely horrifying. "You don't get to opt out anymore." appleinsider.com/articles/26/...
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Meta Muse AI reportedly read Mac Messages without consent
In a completely unsurprising turn of events, Meta's Muse AI is stealing Apple Messages, past and present, and uploading the contents to its cloud, even if explicitly told not to.
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if the Traitor's Jay has not had a dick in his ass then neither have I.
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AltBiker @altbiker.altgov.info · 28/09/2026
There's never a bad day to punch a Nazi.
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if the general population were as angry about this as they should be, that campus would be on fire right now
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yesterday a creepy man in a minivan in a parking lot catcalled me and asked me for my number. i told him i didn't have one. my phone was in my hand. he then asked me for my insta. i told him i didn't have one. i feel like he was trying to dadnap me and i don't play those games.
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Let’s work out
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Staying in and going to bed early on a Saturday night
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Blanc Catwalk
ALT: Blanc Catwalk
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What I'm bringing to the job interview.
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April Ludgate: I Wasn't Listening, But I Strongly Disagree
ALT: April Ludgate: I Wasn't Listening, But I Strongly Disagree
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So how much of AHS13 was written by AI? Or is it just that Ryan Murphy has totally lost his way with this series.
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hey bsky originals: has anyone heard from Dave, @nachosinabox.xyz lately? It's Folsom weekend, which made me think of him but I realized I hadn't seen any posts from him in a while. Just hoping all is well.
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Call me unc all you want but these kids with permed hair look like my grandma
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Since 2016, these maps do nothing but increase my anxiety
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
when i was much too young, i spent hours jerking it to pictures of Johan Paulik bc videos either weren't available or wouldn't download in time (since I was using the family computer)
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you’re taller than 6’ and that’s your whole personality.. 👎🏻 If you’re shorter than 5’8 and that’s your whole personality… 👍🏼
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Eric Cartman & Stan Marsh: The Rules Are Simple
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i once thought some stupid shit about bisexual people and i was completely wrong. Bi ppl you keep doing your thing. You don't need to explain anything to anybody
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Happy Bisexual Awareness Week: Bisexual Tea
ALT: Happy Bisexual Awareness Week: Bisexual Tea
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why don’t we have tamagotchi living in our Apple Watches yet?
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phil @philjamesson.com · 20/09/2026
when i start ruminating on the boxed cereals which destroyed my memory, nothing can help me sleep. not even getting in full military regalia
image of a woman in bed wearing military regalia with several bars and medals pinned to her lapel
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
something something dumb blonde
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Does anyone keep an auto-moderation list for those “I’m begging” spam accounts?
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So I guess Yoshi is trans since he uses he/him pronouns and lays eggs. Does Chris Pratt know he’s in a movie with an openly trans character?
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m very much a grower, so expect a little fluffing, even on #softiesaturday
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Baby gays will never understand the look we got after shouting “Minneapolis” (seemingly) randomly from our parents when this song got to that part of the song youtu.be/UFX3gQHIroU
youtu.be
Janet Jackson - Escapade
YouTube video by JanetJacksonVEVO
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I hope Madonna’s recent success inspires Janet Jackson to get a new producer and put out some good new music.
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
who are my home assistant gurus? I am trying to move from homebridge to #homeassistant. I like homebridge because I can just use the home app on the iphone. I want HAOS because of homebridge limitations and i want to build some dashboards to run on old tablets.
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Never get locked out again
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s tiki time
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What a luxury is must be for straights to be able to open their camera roll wherever.. in front a whomever
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will @willduh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
no money for food stamps, no money for healthcare, but unlimited money for wars & tax cuts for billionaires
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the organization i work for gave out my *personal* email address to a 3rd party *optional* "benefits" provider [of advanced payday services] who started sending marketing emails to my personal email. when I asked them not to share my personal email to anyone, they told me to unsubscribe
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
LA gays. I’m getting tired of gay bars and warehouse raves. What else is going on this weekend?
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Something something biceptermber
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When the neighbor kids start playing/crying outside my garage when I’m trying to work out, this song plays
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this simulation we all exist in is busted
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
caught a deal on a 27" 4k Dell monitor for $127 and the difference between it and my old HD 24" is like going from SD to HD.
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Smooth Dance, Epic Fall
ALT: Smooth Dance, Epic Fall
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh no somebody lost their friend #hollywood
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The horrors persist but so do i
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Funsize Libra @funsizela.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
no longer opening up for Ed Sheeran
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Star Wars Max Rebo Band Performance
ALT: Star Wars Max Rebo Band Performance
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