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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton)

@funranium.bsky.social
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The Cenobite of Sharing The Black Blood of the Earth and Steins of Science guy. Everyone’s friendly internet laser safety officer and health physicist. Happy to answer Antarctica questions. www.funraniumlabs.com

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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I have started applying stickers to my new laptop.
A glitch camo wrapped Framework laptop. Stickers featured:

6000 SUX (An American Tradition)
DON’T PANIC
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKILL THRONE
Evrart Claire 
Not For Missile Use
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I decided I need to treat myself today. Your timeline has been blessed by FRIED spam musubi.
Two pieces of spam musubi, one with a bite out of it.
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Here, have a picture of Fr. Gabriel next to an inaccurate posting.
A Dominican priest in their whites walking the Camino, next to a town sign that reads PALADIN
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
With thanks again to @mattielubchansky.com
Everyone’s favorite game show IS! THAT! GOOD!
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am the exact tacky motherfucker that would absolutely go into the gift shop. EVIDENCE OF PRIOR ART
Skinny Dick’s Halfway Inn outside Fairbanks, AK
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Was just handed the agenda for next Monday’s meeting. There is nothing but a 30min lunch break scheduled for relief.Luckily I made a sign for that.
OSHA 1993 style Danger sign. 

WEBINARS
Cyanid Pills Required
AFTER >2HRS EXPOSURE
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Super ready to vote.
Contra Costa Co. official ballot with a DON’T PANIC sticker on it.
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Having read @toiletbones.bsky.social’s excellent bio and promptly following, I happily remembered when Meredith Yayanos claimed the TOP Klout spot for “Diarrhea” and I got it for “Cannibalism” on the same day. And kept it until the end of the site Oh Klout, you were so dumb but so delightful.
The classic +K Klout Score Going Up notification.
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am ready to do some voting.
An official Contra Costa County ballot. Address is covered by stickers of Evrart Claire and BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
After all the Revigator bullshit people sent, it's nice to get classic Antarctica Content. Them: You know what this is? Me: Looks like the Pecora Hills. Them: That's the Mind Goblin's Ice Palace. Me: As a matter of fact I do mind. Them: GOBBLIN' DEEZ NUTZ! MeL The forms of Kanly have been obeyed.
Some where on the Antarctic ice sheet with two close mountain peaks interrupting the flow of a glacier leaving some very suggestive wake patterns in the snow and ice.
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Book, edge onBook inside flap open
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
TODAY I LEARNED: If you hang with the conservators in the library, they may make you a notebook in a 17th century bindery style while you weren’t paying attention. So fancy!
Handmade brownish-black notebook, front. Handmade brownish-black notebook, back. Not entirely sure what the shadow figure is. Eldritch.
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Here is me demonstrating a unit in NM. Note how this one has TWO handy view ports for parents/other children.
Phil stands on the shoe fitting fluoroscope at the National Museum of Nuclear Science & History
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gadget supervises the gutter repair dudes closely. They might be SEKRIT EAGLES and as Omaha’s inheritor on the Small Mammal Protection Raptor Vigilance Committee, he must be alert! The day a hawk landed on the fence was a very exciting day indeed.
Gadget the void poised very attentively on top of his scratching post to look out the window.
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As a pen & ink pervert, way ahead of you.
A box of black Colorverse SunspotA box of purple Colorverse Hayabusa
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I already have that. It’s what my pen I use to log BBotE orders has been filled with for the last several months.
Organics Studios “Uranium Green” fountain pen ink.
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cobra HQ Casualwear cobra Commander is very handsome on his throne, but has to be put in a safe place FAR from Artemis because she wants to eat him.
Hooded Cobra Commander with statf on his throne, front view  Hooded Cobra Commander with statf on his throne, rear view
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I made this a while back to explain the UK's particular approach.
Keep Calm and Carry On poster modified to read "Blame Immigrants and EU Regs"
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Watching Dune again generates fresh memes.
Stilgart LISAN AL-GAIB meme

Chani asked "Didn't you hear his southern accent?"
[Stilgar farts]
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Belly offer ACCEPTED
Gadget the void does an airbiscuit while getting belly rubs.
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
An expert display of Particular Skills! (from my gif archive)
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Because I was inspired by @jonnyboy27.bsky.social’s trip to the kombini, both I and the timeline have been blessed by spam musubi!
A piece of spam musubi with a bite out of it.
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What? No. I don’t want Baby Yoda flavored Nilla wafers.
A box of Nabisco Nilla wafers Grogu Nilla Yummies
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Also hiding in that file. To me, this is the true meaning of any GRAVE DANGER sign. You don't want to see them, you definitely don't want to go beyond them.
OSHA 1993 style sign

GRAVE DANGER
IT'S TOO LATE
You can't go back. No one will find you. No one will even look.
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This was creatd as a safety sign dating to a very speific ere the elders remember. Some may wish to forget. Some can't.
OSHA 1993 style Danger sign

HELLROPE
INTENSE THIRST AREA
You already knew that

With the ol' Alfer regarding you
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It makes me happy when I go looking through my files and find something I made that I'd forgotten about entirely.
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
RENEW!!! Let us celebrate with this touching valentine I made.
The Carousel Scene

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!
RENEW!!! (your love)
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Soda bread made by @araina.bsky.social. And as My Drunk Kitchen teaches BUTTER YO SHIT.
A lovely slice of soda bread, well slathered with fine butter.
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For this meme, I have a formative game their database is missing: Infocom's HItchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. A beautiful, funny text based adventure that provides yet another telling of Douglas Adam's stories...which will lie to you. Gangsters 2 & Yar's Revenge are formative from the bad side.
9 formative games meme.

Wasteland, Carmageddon, Cranston Manor, Infocom Text Masterpieces, Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri, Dragon Wars, Yar's Revenge, Carnevil, and Gangsters 2
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Danglin’
Artemis the dilute tortie is VERY asleep. Leg and tail hang limply off the platform of the cat tower.
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Good job, team! We horrified someone in the SF Bay Area…with thehistory of the SF Bay Area. This is all part of the service here on the Good Blue Website.
REMEMBER posting

Always Love The Blue Website
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Because @jesshebert.bsky.social reminded me.
ANSI Notice style sign. 

POOP YURT

This is a yurt you can poop in. Like Conan.
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🚨🚨🚨UMBRELLA DRINK ALERT🚨🚨🚨
A tall coconutty drink with a slice of a range garnish and a paper umbrella stuck in it.
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My zombie has a bandana.
A zombie cocktail, with napkin tied like a bandana around it.
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Your timeline has been blessed by spam musubi! I have been additionally blessed by an island style cover of Extreme’s “More Than Words”.
A spam musubi with a bite out of it.
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A positive message from East Brother Beer Co.
A poster with “BEER IS LABOR”
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
These lookin’ at books, not touching’ books. Yay hanging with conservators.
A lovely red fabric bound 19th century book with gold foil and green decor. It is a “KEEPSAKE”. A lovely green fabric book with lots of gold decor. “fruits and flowers of the holy land”
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In light of that long thread, it's nice to see old creations of mine come up again.
OSHA 1993 Caution style sign.

FERAL ENGINEER AREA
Unexamined assumptions present
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
3) What can you do to mitigate or eliminate the hazard? This brings us to everyone's favorite safety infographic, The Hierarch of Controls. Most people drop off the the top two levels, Elimination & Substituion, because they have already committed to making a hazard.
Tom from Explosions & Fire provides his Hierarchy of Controls

ELIMINATION -  Physically remove the hazard
SUBSTITUTION - Replace the hazard
ENGINEERING CONTROLS - Isolate people from the hazard
ADMINISTRATIVE CONTROLS - Change the way people work
DENIAL - Threats can't hurt you if they're not real
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Butt Assessment is VERY important.
Jen and Phil APPROVE of Ultraman's ass.Jen and Phil APPROVE of Goku's ass. Phil approves of the rikishi wrasslin' sculture. As you can see by the oil polishing of the other rikishi's ass cheek, many other people have approved as well.
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My goodness. Team SENSIBLE SHOES is currently ranked 5th for Extra Life fundraising on Tiltify. Why, with a mere mutation and a Wheel of XXL+Monsters, we could take third! tiltify.com/@funranium/e...
A leader board of teams for Extra Life 2026 on Tiltify. Sensible Shoes is currently in 5th place behind.

1) t4c0's Team
2) Creators for Charity
3) 9th Assault Corps
4) Boston Extra Lifers
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My god, a Sbarro. I have fallen through a time warp to the 1990s.
SBARRO: The Original New York
pizza.
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Artemis has gone Kaiju Kitty Mode to murder toy. She has chosen violence.
Aretemis the dilute tortie on top of the scratching post standing on her hind legs to attack a toy in front of the bookcase.
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m pleased that someone else has already made this gif so I don’t have to make it myself. LET THE STRUTTIN’ COMMENCE!
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Gadget forgot to put the ham away.
Gadget the void does a blep
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m sad @sumoyokai.bsky.social did not live long enough to serve Shrek fruit flavored type product snack to guests at a nightmare Shrek-A-Thon.
Duncan Hines Shrek fruit…things.
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m so glad I can use my creations now.
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Thank you, random. Thats a fine soundtrack choice for a jaunty stroll.
Songs from the Mojave Wasteland laying Gene Autry’s “Ove got spies that jingle jangle jingle”
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You make a good point. From 9/11/21. We fight for this. #NEVERFORGET
Me holding a double headed skeletal cobra at Grocery Outlet.
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
IASIP title card that reads "The Gang Will Do Anything For Free Muffins"
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