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Jade

@funnyvampjade.bsky.social
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26 year old weirdo gayass for Livvy, Kiro, and Erika

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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
this made me reconsider being against the death penalty ngl.link/funnyvampjade
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
this is a couple people tbh ngl.link/funnyvampjade
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
fart really loud ngl.link/funnyvampjade
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
if we get a second New Deal and solve the climate crisis then I'd probably like to ngl.link/funnyvampjade
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
this is my norm tbh ngl.link/funnyvampjade
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
that would not be very nice ngl.link/funnyvampjade
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I have three weed smoking girlfriends. ngl.link/funnyvampjade
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
?????? ngl.link/funnyvampjade
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
anonymously? good luck lol ngl.link/funnyvampjade
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I carry pepper spray everywhere but I wanna pick up a martial art ngl.link/funnyvampjade
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I'm an android girlie with anxiety ngl.link/funnyvampjade
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
awwe thanks <3 ngl.link/funnyvampjade
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
not normally but sometimes things set me off and make me feel insecure or unwanted... ngl.link/funnyvampjade
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I haven't been able to find a job for 2 years and it's obliterating my mental health but we ball I appreciate you asking 🤍 ngl.link/funnyvampjade
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
:3 ngl.link/funnyvampjade
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
not super lowkey lol I'm poly and with a couple people, but depending on the person I might have room for more ngl.link/funnyvampjade
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I am allergic to judging actually ngl.link/funnyvampjade
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
haha thanks ngl.link/funnyvampjade
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
the first two are both good 🙏 ngl.link/funnyvampjade
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
cheese good, hammers bad. ngl.link/funnyvampjade
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
11 imo ngl.link/funnyvampjade
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I'm bored ask me weird things ngl.link/funnyvampjade
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
throwing this out there now everyone's gonna hear "Avalon Grandium" and expect the fgo anni servant to be Artoria Avalon saber but I think that's way too obvious, and they might do it but drop a surprise second servant my prediction is Galahad, and hopefully Galahad as a Shirou pseudoservant 🙏🙏🙏
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
someone should give me a fucking job
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
for the most part. there's like, one personality type that I really don't mesh with, but I can be friends with anyone willing to treat me like an equal ngl.link/funnyvampjade
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
ngl.link/funnyvampjade come ask me personal questions, I'm bored
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I got Escoffier on 50/50 and my first thought was to build DPS Mona
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
actually no one DMs me on here for some reason 😢 ngl.link/funnyvampjade
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
the look the DMV camera is about to butcher
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
chat how long do we think it will take a modder to cook a recolor of this for Hyacine with Ika instead of the duck
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I have 3 partners, a situationship, and a couple FWBs lol ngl.link/funnyvampjade
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
most of them tbh, I'm very open about pretty much everything ngl.link/funnyvampjade
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
that's a weird choice yeah. libraries no but bookstores are GOATed ngl.link/funnyvampjade
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
there have been like 2 I just didn't have answers for 😭 ngl.link/funnyvampjade
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I'm putting you in the jar kiro ngl.link/funnyvampjade
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I am perpetually an edgy 16 year old. Evanescence - Whisper or Papa Roach - Kill the Noise ngl.link/funnyvampjade
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
dropping more ass because I'm bored
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I get bored 🥺 ngl.link/funnyvampjade
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I'm jade actually ngl.link/funnyvampjade
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I definitely prefer texting, but I do send lots of pictures ngl.link/funnyvampjade
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I don't know what this means 😭 ngl.link/funnyvampjade
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
tbh my brain has almost completely disjointed romance and sex so I can be into one, the other, or both, when I'm interested in someone. ngl.link/funnyvampjade
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
ngl.link/funnyvampjade come ask me personal questions, I'm bored
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
genshin devs talking about "Have we changed everything we can?" bro Lumine hasn't even changed her fucking socks in 5 years of course you haven't
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I need to have gay sex asap preferably with women
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Jade @funnyvampjade.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I'm so tired of crashing out over the stupid cat leaks someone send me E2 Acheron funds 😭
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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/04/2025
important context about the concentration camps in el salvador:
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