/ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ @funnypuke.bsky.social · 23/06/2025thank god i dont have ac in my house becouse it would be PREGNANT 000
/ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ @funnypuke.bsky.social · 14/06/2025my nose has been bleeding for an hour and my clown figurines keep rotating towards me and idk if i should be happy or concerned 000
/ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ @funnypuke.bsky.social · 09/06/2025me in 2019 watching youtube mark my animation meme featuring my oc getting brutally murrdered as "for kids" 000
/ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ @funnypuke.bsky.social · 07/06/2025i hit a fly with one of those electric fly swatters, then i hit it again just to make sure that its dead but the fly came back to life and now its flying again 000
/ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ @funnypuke.bsky.social · 05/06/2025"trans women shouldnt be in the women bathrooms!" "they are putting litterboxes in the toilets!!" "trans men should go to women bathroom!" "stop peeing sitting down!" PLEASE JUST LET ME TAKE A SHIT 000
/ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ @funnypuke.bsky.social · 01/06/2025MONKEY FURSONAS ARE JUST HAIRY HUMANS WITH A TAIL 000
/ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ @funnypuke.bsky.social · 30/05/2025youre either a party poper or a party pooper no in between 000
/ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ @funnypuke.bsky.social · 29/05/2025why are french pastries either the best fucking thing that you ever ate that make you cum on spot or tge most disgusting dog feces tasting shit ass motherfucking things 000
/ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ @funnypuke.bsky.social · 26/05/2025why does the blue motherfucker just look like an inbred pug 020
/ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ @funnypuke.bsky.social · 26/05/2025i love playing sims becouse no matter how much drama i try to plot in they will always love eachother, theyre eating breakfast together even tho the emo genderfluid teenager got pregnant with their jugallo boyfriend after finding out that he cheated on them with their sister 030
Reposted by /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Royalty. 👑 Photo from my collection, 1963. 697174351
/ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ @funnypuke.bsky.social · 19/05/2025i hope you know that if your ad comes up when im listening to spotify or watching youtube that i will never fucking use your product/service and will convince ppl to not too, this is pathetic that i get bombarded with ads when i try to do anything. i counted nine ads in a ten minutes video NINE 100
Reposted by /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\Mc Ride, Homestuck @mcridehomestuck.blueskaia.net · 12/05/2025why is mr nimbus just fucking eridan 161
/ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ @funnypuke.bsky.social · 09/05/2025eating chips while your brain is overloaded with sensory feelings is like arkck krshk arkrhshk archshk krshk krkch krak shrrak 010
/ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ @funnypuke.bsky.social · 06/05/2025DUDE THOSE ANIMALS ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY THEYRE MAKING ME WANNA MERGE WITHOUT LOOKING 162
/ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ @funnypuke.bsky.social · 03/05/2025why is no one talking about how ass netflix is nowdays, you cant select quality of video so most of the time that theres any acion it turns into fucking 144p, shitty reccomendations that show movies that ive already watched and rated n deleting bassically everything that isnt netflix original 100
/ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ @funnypuke.bsky.social · 01/05/2025why do i have NINE candy canes in my snack drawer 010
/ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ @funnypuke.bsky.social · 30/04/2025meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow emow emow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow emwo meow meow mekw meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow nekw meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mekw smos dmos mdksn dmosn skmen meow mekw emow meow 073
/ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ @funnypuke.bsky.social · 17/04/2025everytime anyone compares mushrooms to wedgetables i die a little, MUSHROOMS ARE CLOSER TO US THAN A CARROT 000
Reposted by /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\Sluggerkitty @sluggerkitty.bsky.social · 29/03/2025"are you sure ::::/" 36426
/ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ @funnypuke.bsky.social · 30/03/2025why is my timeline in american politics, im littereally polish and only interract homestuck furries 3153
Reposted by /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\They got my Woz, scott the here. (RECONNAISYS) @knightreal.bsky.social · 28/03/2025b 011
/ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ @funnypuke.bsky.social · 19/03/2025is it bad if every time i eat buldak ramen my insides hurt more than my mouth? 111
/ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ @funnypuke.bsky.social · 27/02/2025I FUCKING HATE NSFW ASMR, EVERYTIME I TRY TO SEARCH UP ASMR ON SPOTIFY ONLY NSFW POPS UP, LIKE NO I DONT WANT TO CATCH MY FEMBOY ROOMMATE PLAYING WITH HIS NEW "TOY" I WANT CANDY WRAPPERS CRINKLING IN MY EARS FUUCK man 030
/ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ @funnypuke.bsky.social · 10/02/2025im not scared of birds, im scared of them shitting at me 000
/ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ @funnypuke.bsky.social · 09/02/2025i dont like cherry blossom flavour cuz most of the time it tastes like vannila dessert sprayed with some parfum, i want to feel like i just ate a handfull of petals 010
/ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ @funnypuke.bsky.social · 08/02/2025vent art of that one time someone jizzed into my mccrispy 😔 020
/ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ @funnypuke.bsky.social · 05/02/2025this is my verry original and creative cookie run oc her name is odsmażany pieróg ruski and like i said this design took me two months to design with with my team of licenced designers 020
/ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ @funnypuke.bsky.social · 28/01/2025omgy goooddd one piece sticked to another and ow i hae two pieesdces of chedr chees in my bedroom 020
/ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ @funnypuke.bsky.social · 28/01/2025im sometimes sad becouse of how thin my hair is but then i remember asmongold 000
/ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ @funnypuke.bsky.social · 28/01/2025i jst took a piece of cheedae cheese from the fridge to my rrok and noe idk what to do wirh this or why id took it 000
