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Hadley

@funnyonlinedog.bsky.social
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Hello, yes, this is dog. 🔞

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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Players joining a run mid-game should no longer sometimes see a t-posing skeleton as soon as the game loads"
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
wreathed in glitter and gold
A 3D render. Earth is seen from a far vantage point in space, set against a pure black void. It's lit in crescent, sunlight reflecting brightly off the western Pacific ocean. Its night side is illuminated by the yellow-white lights of cities in India, Central Asia, and Africa. Miniscule pinpricks of white light surround the planet—orbital satellites and habitats, seen from afar. A dense shell hugs the planet closely, tapering off to a sparse cloud at the higher altitudes. An orderly ring stretches to either side of the image at geostationary height, made up of twenty-four larger, brighter dots, spaced evenly, among numerous smaller ones. The Moon is visible in the background, dark side populated by its own constellation of city lights. Another ring of twelve bright dots surrounds it.
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this is what they're calling me lately
"Transitional dummy package"
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I'm always saying this
"In my experience ladies LOVE stairs!"
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Just made some kind of goop
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
These are always the most memorable parts for me
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Just finished another playthrough of Half-Life 2. I'm sure this will surprise no one coming from me but yeah, game still holds up in 2026.
The ending scene from Half-Life 2. An explosion in the center of an alien arena of metal and glass is frozen in time, along with a woman, Alyx, who is shielding her face from the blast. All of this takes place atop a massive tower, and a sprawling cityscape, lit up at dusk, is just visible in the background. In-game captions read "Time, Dr. Freeman?"
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Photo from Wikipedia of a woman feeding a flock of pigeons, captioned "Example of a supposed man-in-the-middle attack"
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
omg samesies
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
This building is cool as fuck.
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Been playing this new Tomodachi. My facsimile became friends with Hank Hill and now we're having a sleepover.
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Just now realized Caves of Qud generates these little log entries with screenshots for certain ingame events. Here's when I found out about a place called Tumor
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Say these 8 words and I'm yours
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Awesome desktop background spotted in the Science Room
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Wow! Wow!
Screenshot from the NASA Artemis II livestream; the spacecraft, the Moon, and Earth are all visible in the same frame.
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
This is a scene transition from a live action Nickelodeon sitcom to me
Screenshot from the NASA Artemis II livestream; two scenes are set next to each other against an abstract purple and orange background. The scene on the left (a view from the spacecraft showing the main engines) is larger than the one on the right (a view from mission control showing its many workstations and the big screen, with the spacecraft's orbital parameters and a live feed)
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Oh, okay. Good to know.
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
My idiot son 💛
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Souther...
"L54s: L54 'Ino', L108 'Coho', L117 'Keta', plus unrelated L88 'Wavewalker' who is an adult male born in 1993 with no living close relatives and always travels with the L54s."
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
This actually feels kind of disgusting.
Cropped terminal output: "added 135 packages"
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Okay here's my thing
My Twitch recap
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Anyway here's my yummers tofu meal
A plate of fried tofu cubes topped with sriracha
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Hey this bit from ch.5 of Diaspora where a 30th-century baseline-human conservative Englishman rants about not immanentizing the eschaton while a gamma ray burst is about to kill all life on Earth is really incredible.
Francesca moderated the responses. The first came from the representative of an enclave of statics; he spoke a dialect of English, so the interface slipped the language into Yatima’s mind.
‘You are shameless. We expect no honour from the simulacra of the shadows of departed cowards, but will you never give up trying to wipe the last trace of vitality from the face of the Earth?’ The static laughed humourlessly. ‘Did you honestly believe that you could frighten us with this risible fairy-tale of “quarks” and “gamma rays” raining from the sky,  and then we’d all file meekly into your insipid virtual paradise? Did you imagine that a few cheap, shocking words would send us fleeing from the real world of pain and ecstasy into your nightmare of perfectibility?’ He... [continued next image]...gazed down at them with a kind of fascinated loathing. ‘Why can’t you stay inside your citadels of infinite blandness, and leave us in peace? We humans are fallen creatures; we’ll never come crawling on our bellies into your ersatz Garden of Eden. I tell you this: there will always be flesh, there will always be sin, there will always be dreams and madness, war and famine, torture and slavery.’Even with the language graft, Yatima could make little sense of this, and the translation into Modern Roman was equally opaque.
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Big news everyone.
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Stand for the flag.
Flag of the Latvian SSR
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Cool new Twitch feature.
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Bliss place...
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
I went to the zoo today and they gave me this little guy for free
A little yellow figurine of a capybara with a pink fruit on its head
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
uploading a photo of a skyscraper to iNaturalist tagged as Homo sapiens (Evidence of Presence: Construction)
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
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Google Maps screenshot of a very small town in Berkeley, UK called Sharpness
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
who wants to buy the Variouhives grill cube
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother,
A photo of a sign above a business that says "i fix and repair"
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
my ass just rolled a dink
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
it happens
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
ohh yeah baby we getting the fake anti-senescence drug ads on twitch now. human civilization chapter 2 is rapidly approaching folks
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
i love when you finish zipping an archive with 7zip and it says "everything is ok" thank you for these comforting words my digital friend 💖
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
ain't that the red blob guy from voices of the void
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I'd like to add that Google's LLM was *very* helpful in the research for this post
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
thinking about being deer again... (old art by @fluffyfreaky.bsky.social)
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
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Hadley @funnyonlinedog.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
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