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Death Roll For Cutie

@funnycrocva.bsky.social
71 followers 117 following 227 posts

30, Genderfluid, Any/All pronouns

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Death Roll For Cutie @funnycrocva.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Reminder I may not be the best party member you ever had BUT if any of y'all let me in on a campaign I WILL draw for it. You cannot stop me
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LukeVonKarma @lukevonkarma.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
bi visibility day means i get to post my favorite image
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Death Roll For Cutie @funnycrocva.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If I ever get famous enough for a biopic it's gonna be like a reverse Muppet movie, where everyone is human but me. Something like what Robbie Williams did with A Better Man, but instead of a monkey, a crocodile puppet
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Death Roll For Cutie @funnycrocva.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Robert Pattinson as Chris Hanson. The caption has lyrics from Car Seat Headrest's "Beach Life in Death": Last night I dreamed he was trying to kill you / I woke up and I was trying to kill you
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We’re just innocent men
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Death Roll For Cutie @funnycrocva.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I've been thinking about this comic for months so I decided I'm gonna subject you all to my Cringe Voice Acting. Resistance is futile.
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Death Roll For Cutie @funnycrocva.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Spaghetti Sauce And Noodle Groups Wrapped Around My Fork
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Katav 🐺 g(r)ay wolf 🐏 bighorn(y) ram @katav.gay · 31/08/2026
I want Liberty Biberty to be torn apart by a pack of wolves
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Zircon (CRISIS COMMS OPEN!!) @baroquevirus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Late birthday gift for @funnycrocva.bsky.social featuring one of their characters, Gaspar Menagerie! Beware of this dragon-like chimera!
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Death Roll For Cutie @funnycrocva.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
[Clicks thumbnail] Ad: "The Democrats are trying to take o--" [Minimize video] [Close video] [Clicks thumbnail] Ad: "The Democrats a--" [Minimize video] [Close video]
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Death Roll For Cutie @funnycrocva.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Recording every interview answer with a video of me screaming and crying PLEASE
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Death Roll For Cutie @funnycrocva.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Guy who Never Joins VC and Never Talks Unless Spoken To puts Big Walk on Steam Wishlist (the guy is me)
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Death Roll For Cutie @funnycrocva.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The only Deltarune voice headcanon that is 100% correct is Starwalker sounding exactly like Duke Nukeum
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Death Roll For Cutie @funnycrocva.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Crunc
Crocodile wearing a birthday hat, with poorly edited WordArt that says "I'm Fuckig. 30"
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Death Roll For Cutie @funnycrocva.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
There he is downstairs in the lobby. The nastiest PeNis in Seattle Cleaning his fork. With a fork.
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Death Roll For Cutie @funnycrocva.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I will open the first HEB in Seattle
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Death Roll For Cutie @funnycrocva.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Grovyle from Pokémon Mystery Dungeon. All the way baby. Forever I could even provide a full moveset if I have to
static.klipy.com
Grovyle Pmde
Alt: Grovyle Pmd
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Death Roll For Cutie @funnycrocva.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
To the surprise of Literally No One I've been officially diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder So glad to finally put a name to What The Fuck Is Wrong With Me
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Death Roll For Cutie @funnycrocva.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
They brought back second movesets to Pokémon Unite!!!!!!! Acrobatics Liquidation Inteleon I missed you so much
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Death Roll For Cutie @funnycrocva.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
An edited Tumblr post.

gothdrool: "ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on"

cub2: "FUCK this post and happy birthday SpongeBob SquarePants"
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Death Roll For Cutie @funnycrocva.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I still think a lot about that one episode (two episodes?) of Kaiketsu Zorori that originally had me questioning my gender
A screenshot from that episode of Kaiketsu Zorori where he cross dresses to trick a police officer, and almost marries him. Here, he's acting shyly in front of him, introducing herself as "Zororé" after tricking the cop into thinking he's saved her.
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Death Roll For Cutie @funnycrocva.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Well I'm not going back to twitter
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Death Roll For Cutie @funnycrocva.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Why didn't you call
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Accursed Dirt Beast 🔞 @aftermoles.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
If anyone is getting smacked with this - just use deer.social or another alternate client. Bsky is just an AT Protocol Client, and your Bsky account is an AT Protocol account - you can use your same Bsky account thru another AT Protocol Client, no migration or loss necessary. Could not be easier.
deer.social
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Death Roll For Cutie @funnycrocva.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Donut Man Donut Man With Bart's neck In his hands
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Tora @goldenaura.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Death Roll For Cutie @funnycrocva.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Idk if I'm trans or not but if I am my transition goal is Ellen Ripley in the first Alien movie
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Death Roll For Cutie @funnycrocva.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy birthday Apollo Animal Crossing
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Death Roll For Cutie @funnycrocva.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Do you think AI bros would stop if we started saying Fake And Gay again
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Death Roll For Cutie @funnycrocva.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Deltarune Chapter 5 Spoiler This is my beautiful daughter Orange Deltarune be nice to her or she'll beat you up
Orange from Deltarune. An orange mouse, but don't tell her that she's not a human. And definitely don't tell her she's a flower. She has boxing gloves and shorts, and bandages on her nose, belly, feet and tail. She also has a headband.
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Death Roll For Cutie @funnycrocva.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Hey Guys! I Think I Found A Glue! Glue!
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CazzMatazz👻🔮(CazMaz) @cazmaz.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Sorry, I couldn’t help myself.
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Death Roll For Cutie @funnycrocva.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
It's so hot out there, the Uh Huh Girls just went "𝗨 𝗨 𝗨"
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Death Roll For Cutie @funnycrocva.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
If I started making a thread of Videos I've Saved that I found funny would y'all like that I'll keep to like one a day I promise
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Death Roll For Cutie @funnycrocva.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
In light of recent news Heartbreaker formerly from Fortnite is my OC now and I have full rights to him
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Death Roll For Cutie @funnycrocva.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Vanilla Minecraft is boring
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Death Roll For Cutie @funnycrocva.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
How it feels to have a lot of OCs that people say they like but you never draw them
The video game company CEO from Smiling Friends eating chicken nuggets. Known for the line "It's my IP to sit on and do nothing with!"
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Death Roll For Cutie @funnycrocva.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Me neither
A cross section of the Earth, showing how deep the ocean is compared to the mantle
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Death Roll For Cutie @funnycrocva.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
[Playing Mouse PI for hire] They should put this guy in Fraymakers
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Death Roll For Cutie @funnycrocva.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
A washed goat
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Death Roll For Cutie @funnycrocva.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Image of frozen turkey being moved from the freezer to the fridge. Caption says "I don't know" with a lot more text being blacked out
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Death Roll For Cutie @funnycrocva.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Spiritually I'm from Dallas
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Death Roll For Cutie @funnycrocva.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
DIG UP MY CORPSE SHAKE HIS HAND TELL YOURSELF "HE WAS A GREAT MAN!"
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khulan! @khulan.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
consider this
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Death Roll For Cutie @funnycrocva.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
IMPOSSIBLE THIS ISNT THE CAR
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Death Roll For Cutie @funnycrocva.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
My entire TL and every discord server I'm in right now:
That One Piece panel of Blackbeard and Luffy eating cherry pie. Their dialogue is edited:

Luffy: Fox McCloud is so unfuckable I could die!!
Blackbeard: Fox McCloud is so fuckable I could die!!
Both: Huh?

They both look at each other in contempt and disbelief.
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Death Roll For Cutie @funnycrocva.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Update: I changed up his appearance, if you see this queer running around Primal (Lamia) either punching or cooking things it's me
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Death Roll For Cutie @funnycrocva.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I love Tomodachi Life cause I can live out my dream of having friends I can actually visit and hang out with
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Death Roll For Cutie @funnycrocva.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Oomfs mii was pissing me off so I sent him to the Flesh Pyramids
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Death Roll For Cutie @funnycrocva.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
A friend talked me into trying FFXIV again I haven't actually played yet but I did make A Guy (Hrothgar) (His name is Gliss Riffer)
my name is greenyou are the greenest person ever!
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